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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3721 - 2015-07-15 19:56:57 UTC
http://imgur.com/W0weV12

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#3722 - 2015-07-15 19:57:24 UTC
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a great doctor and a loving family man."

The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a caring husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference to kids."

The last guy says, "I would like them to say -- LOOK, he's moving!"
Zyzak Pahineh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3723 - 2015-07-15 19:57:37 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS AND PROGRAMMERS!

Thulium Strauss
PODKA
#3724 - 2015-07-15 19:57:47 UTC
Where is TEST Alliance in all this mess?? C'mon, Now we can't ignore you, lol. :P
Liam Oliphants
Doomheim
#3725 - 2015-07-15 19:57:50 UTC
New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread.
Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
#3726 - 2015-07-15 19:57:51 UTC
Hey hey guys I know some of you won't like this but we could all head over and play that new MOBA by a game developer out of California. Could be fun.l
Miao Sajuuk
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3727 - 2015-07-15 19:57:54 UTC
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3728 - 2015-07-15 19:57:55 UTC
Marne Deville wrote:
Would Caitlyn Jenner technically be considered a neut?


I applaud you sir, although you are from the Bastion Cult
TheBigHunt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3729 - 2015-07-15 19:57:56 UTC
It's a Drifters conspiracy for sure !!!!!!!!!!!
Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
#3730 - 2015-07-15 19:58:13 UTC
Did CCP put in some code changes towards Attributes or Brain-in-a-Box or multi-threaded Destiny Dispatcher today ?

Eve online is :

A) mining simulator B) glorified chatroom C) spreadsheets online

D) CCP Games Pay to Win at skill leveling, with instant gratification

http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg

http://bit.ly/1egr4mF

Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
#3731 - 2015-07-15 19:58:21 UTC
We're almost up to Revenant BPC compensation... plus 10 geckos.....


LOL
Mokada Akiga
Bah Weep Grah Na Weep Mini Bahm
#3732 - 2015-07-15 19:58:23 UTC
I know what they SHOULD have fricken done, but is quite clear they don't wont to. ROLE BACK THE SERVER TO BEFORE THE UPDATE YESTERDAY AND START OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McBarnacle
Project.Nova
The Initiative.
#3733 - 2015-07-15 19:58:25 UTC
Bellerian wrote:
Time to get a life!


It'll be a long time before the situation gets that bad I can assure you.
Haruko Sakiya
Raven Wolf Industry
#3734 - 2015-07-15 19:58:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Haruko Sakiya
Law Enforcement wrote:
Haruko Sakiya wrote:
What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much?



Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups



*sighs* Yes this is very true Oops That is why it is my fault it is all my fault.. Lol
Ed Hardi
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3735 - 2015-07-15 19:58:43 UTC
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3736 - 2015-07-15 19:58:49 UTC
The evil Egg strikes again...
Oops

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3737 - 2015-07-15 19:58:50 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread.



DRINK!

And drink again :)
Wayne Caderu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3738 - 2015-07-15 19:58:52 UTC
After a trip to the a Mesopotamian library I found references to an event know as "The Great Space Trolling"
Cedric Mactavish
Shiva Hara
#3739 - 2015-07-15 19:58:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Cedric Mactavish
US TZ + Not currently employed + No EvE = Lots of Rum consumed today... :D
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#3740 - 2015-07-15 19:59:00 UTC
Abydos Strong wrote:
given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.

Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :)


HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!

something like this ?