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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Tisphone Naari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3461 - 2015-07-15 19:35:37 UTC
Hiccups like this don't happen all the time and you are keeping us as informed as you can.

Thank you so much for hard work.
Frank Hoban
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3462 - 2015-07-15 19:35:38 UTC
This outage highlights the fact that I have a pretty bad Eve Online addiction. Thankyou Eve Online... no no really... thankyou. Oh please god fix it now. Fix it for the love all that's just and holy. I need to see my space ship fly.... oh my sweet little space ship out there all by itself....
TheBigHunt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3463 - 2015-07-15 19:35:49 UTC
Hey CCP guys, good luck, you must have a hard time but we trust in you and we look forward to lllllllogggggg ooonnnnnnnn!!!
Dont forget to take vitamins, energy drinks and everything needed to stay up tonight and fix the issue

Cheers

TBH
Jerome Falken
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3464 - 2015-07-15 19:35:51 UTC
*frozen hamsters*
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#3465 - 2015-07-15 19:35:51 UTC
Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest d**k.
Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn't care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their d**ks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "A buffet!"
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
#3466 - 2015-07-15 19:35:54 UTC  |  Edited by: James Bullseye
Amak Boma wrote:
my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel


I feel sorry fot it it.
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Covert Intent
G H O S T S
#3467 - 2015-07-15 19:35:55 UTC  |  Edited by: SHADOWWALKER shadows
Amak Boma wrote:
my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel


HA you not the only one man, I got 3 pos's in my wh with over a hundred bil in them needing to be fueled and your worried about your shiny little archon
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
#3468 - 2015-07-15 19:36:13 UTC
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:
Ok. sp every one with a guitar.. take it out, dust it off, and get the chords here:
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_traditional/kumbaya_crd.htm

We're singinh Kumbaya!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ
Emma Verondi
Highfarer-TerraCo Enterprises
#3469 - 2015-07-15 19:36:16 UTC
smkdeb1 wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8


Did you ust use Bing search?!

"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
Aurelius Exodus
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3470 - 2015-07-15 19:36:16 UTC
CCP, legit question. can we have 1mil sp for every day tranquility is down?

Thankyou.
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
#3471 - 2015-07-15 19:36:18 UTC
Tyson Paige wrote:
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

This. So this. Lmao.
Liam Oliphants
Doomheim
#3472 - 2015-07-15 19:36:25 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:

A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now


Well... there are many pegasi left in the world. I figured you would want the last Unicorn because it's special. There's plenty of other "mythological" creatures up for options.
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
#3473 - 2015-07-15 19:36:37 UTC
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. Big smile


.... and then turned into Caitlyn Jenner? O.O
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3474 - 2015-07-15 19:36:40 UTC
Leila Numanor wrote:
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons



Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here....
Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)

A New Voice for a New Eden
Norek Crendraven
StratsCo
Pretenders
#3475 - 2015-07-15 19:36:41 UTC
Hedstrom Bukandara wrote:
Inspiration wrote:
I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.

Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.

Today, I stand corrected...

EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!



Surely you jest...


I really want that guy to continue playing, and I REALLY hope he's a miner. Cause then we can gank him!
Crucial King
Doomheim
#3476 - 2015-07-15 19:36:47 UTC
Gentle Insert wrote:
Crucial King wrote:
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.

If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.

Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either.


No free stuff was asked for.
Korona Burns
Vengance Inc.
#3477 - 2015-07-15 19:36:53 UTC
http://www.oldspooks.com/missile_damage.html

Still working on it but it is almost useable.
Cluckers Chicken
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3478 - 2015-07-15 19:36:54 UTC
This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is.
vccv
#3479 - 2015-07-15 19:37:02 UTC
Ok, time to put Fozzie in the wheel! Release the hamsters, grab the whips and lets get things moving!
Duramora Kado
Doomheim
#3480 - 2015-07-15 19:37:17 UTC
Ezra Endashi wrote:
Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement?


Yes! They are giving you 9 hours to enjoy life away from EVE!!