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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Leila Numanor
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#3441 - 2015-07-15 19:34:28 UTC
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons
Ygaff Desfois
W4LK1NG D34D
#3442 - 2015-07-15 19:34:29 UTC
wattebausch wrote:
any bets for 19:30 error/testing msg? ;)


19:30 WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX TO FIX THE FIX WHILE FIXING FIX FIGHT WITH FIST FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET

Twisted
Red Rose
Thundercats
The Initiative.
#3443 - 2015-07-15 19:34:32 UTC
even eve itself does not support fozzysov so it refuses to work till old build version added BearBear
JS Enforcer
Royal Amarr Transportation
#3444 - 2015-07-15 19:34:35 UTC
the 3 caps tackled before DT will probably be saved due to this one they owe CCP for it lol
Shanza Shahni
Doomheim
#3445 - 2015-07-15 19:34:35 UTC
EVE SERVER LOTTERY

SEND ME A PLEX WITH THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU THINK THE SERVER WILL BE DOWN AND THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE TWICE THEIR PLEX INVESTMENT

MWHAHAHAHAHA

I MEAN... TOTALLY LEGIT SC... SCHEME..

SEND YOU ENTRIES TO 'JITA SCAM LIVES OFFLINE'
Evil
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3446 - 2015-07-15 19:34:42 UTC
they are doing real proud on ther dayli downtime ,and know they serv me this for my payment ,i realy sue them wen it takes longer then 2 days.


Happy Day*
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
#3447 - 2015-07-15 19:34:44 UTC
Waaaffaculllóóóóóóóóóó!!
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#3448 - 2015-07-15 19:34:45 UTC
my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
Stvndog
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3449 - 2015-07-15 19:34:54 UTC
Miao Sajuuk wrote:
CCP upgraded servers to Windows 10?


well theres the problem
Fitzwilliam Belloch
Corpus Ferrata
#3450 - 2015-07-15 19:35:00 UTC
Inspiration wrote:
I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.

Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.

Today, I stand corrected...

EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!



OMG...numbers were not right-aligned? Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?

You're clearly very experienced, though. You should apply to CCP so you can fix all their problems. Start with the alignment of numbers in columns, since that's clearly very important.
Thulium Strauss
PODKA
#3451 - 2015-07-15 19:35:05 UTC
WIN 3.1 FTW :)
lanco Amatin
Black Sun Imperium
Ixian Confederation
#3452 - 2015-07-15 19:35:06 UTC
my wife is at bingo kids sleep I bought 2 cases of red bull for an all nighter on eve not eve forumsAttentionAttentionPirate
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#3453 - 2015-07-15 19:35:06 UTC
Hans Downerpanze wrote:
Datu Agimat wrote:
Indi man wrote:
Scotty we need more power!

He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n!


Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far.....

....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5

Still 62 days and 14 hrs for that.
Velmahr
Doomheim
#3454 - 2015-07-15 19:35:10 UTC
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C'MON Tranquility! :)

SmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
Gernot Antollare
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3455 - 2015-07-15 19:35:11 UTC
smkdeb1 wrote:
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube%ee%80%81+speed+%ee%80%80enforced+by+aircraft&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=7A759930BABC4492ACD57A759930BABC4492ACD5


Bing? Bing???? ...

BING?
Y0UR M0THER
Trashy Woman
Memento Moriendo
#3456 - 2015-07-15 19:35:16 UTC
UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA
CyrelluZ
Deceptional Technologies
#3457 - 2015-07-15 19:35:18 UTC
Last day of gaming time spent staring at the forums...

I have to say GGWPCCP

Sure it can't be helped...... but the sadness is looming :(
Gentle Insert
Merkin Fitterz
Brotherhood of Spacers
#3458 - 2015-07-15 19:35:23 UTC
Crucial King wrote:
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.

If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.

Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either.
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3459 - 2015-07-15 19:35:25 UTC
Guys we been working for you guys and upgraded this Threadnaught but we need you to stop idling or this will happen
Calsashe
Crayola Magic
#3460 - 2015-07-15 19:35:33 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:



UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET


Forecast of next updates:

19:30 UTC - NOPE
20:00 UTC - STILL NOPE
20:30 UTC - STOP CRYING! GET A LIFE
21:00 UTC - WHO MIGHT HAVE GUESSED: NOPE
21:30 UTC - GOING HOME, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW