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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Norek Crendraven
StratsCo
Pretenders
#3261 - 2015-07-15 19:19:01 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Hey my homies contacted me. Am I too late for the downtime threadnaught shiptoasting?!
000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
#3262 - 2015-07-15 19:19:03 UTC
NOOOOO!!!!!! The sky is falling!!! Shocked
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
#3263 - 2015-07-15 19:19:07 UTC
I haven't checked my steam account in a while...
Mind Scratcher
Perkone
Caldari State
#3264 - 2015-07-15 19:19:07 UTC
Don't care about the server; that's a faultless deployment of Moss.

Five stars.
Vox Anon
Jita Capital Group
#3265 - 2015-07-15 19:19:18 UTC
veolias
The Untraceable
M A R A K U G A
#3266 - 2015-07-15 19:19:27 UTC
rub the server with the same sponge footballers use.. it seems to work wonders
Black Kofee
Waffle Strategic Network
#3267 - 2015-07-15 19:19:29 UTC
I'm in game now.where is everyone?
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#3268 - 2015-07-15 19:19:40 UTC
Teneveve Zhjenaal wrote:
Guess I have to go watch TV then.Oops


Ok, +1 damn it.
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#3269 - 2015-07-15 19:19:51 UTC
Vox Anon wrote:
EDIT:

a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

10% drinking game (please x-post rules)

<1% tittiez

Shake. My. Head.


My drop in the bucket : *******!!!!
vccv
#3270 - 2015-07-15 19:19:58 UTC
ryuuzanx wrote:
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:
ok no googling. Lets check ages here. from which game did the following phrase come from

Arken Tanna Walked at night
Arken saw his final sight.
Now the question seems to be
What on earth did tanna see.

It was written on a tomb stone in the game.

If you get this right I will legitimately see you as a long time serious gamer.


Sounds like Fable, but I know I've played some oldschool RPGs where you can read tombstones... can't put my finger on a specific name though.



I guess the original Kings Field?
Tyson Paige
Temple of Zeus
#3271 - 2015-07-15 19:20:01 UTC
Gernot Antollare wrote:
Skilo wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
Commi Girl wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!Oops


Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one Twisted



TwistedTwistedTwisted


Don't joke over this

Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....

During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it

On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....

True Story ... Eve is Real Big smile


The logs show noth.... oh ... yeah, baby that's it! ...



Putting my pants back on while my wife looks at me like ShockedShockedShocked HAHAHA thanks for the laugh!
travua1
Black Lance Division.
#3272 - 2015-07-15 19:20:08 UTC
Black Kofee wrote:
I'm in game now.where is everyone?

On Jita
Salvia Olima
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3273 - 2015-07-15 19:20:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvia Olima
Python Kion wrote:
Don Palcsi wrote:
Let's go 200 pages are close now


lol what to do when EVE is down :p


I just had blind test of four wheat beers, and not just became a bit tipsy but came to the conclusion that if I don't have Hoegaarden wit at home in the hot Hungarian summer (we have 100+ F in shadow) the Schöfferhofer is not too bad for substitute and for less than half a price. On the other hand, Franziskaner/Paulaner/Erdinger are not nearly that good, not that it matters after a few pints. A Weihenstephaner or a Schneider Weisse are topdogs, but aint' easy to have them since no importeur found.. Best is to brew your own, it will be very different but lovable, and what is better than being podded while drunk on your own booze? You're right, podding others!! Yaay, fingers crossed for the server.
Max Mayweather
Doomheim
#3274 - 2015-07-15 19:20:15 UTC
not yet
Frank Rotsuda
Perkone
Caldari State
#3275 - 2015-07-15 19:20:26 UTC
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:
HOLY FK, Still not working? Someone better get fired. I demand to be compensated. I am entitled to 1 month of free game time or the equivalent in isk.


For just 6 hours? Seems a tad excessive...
Zyzak Pahineh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3276 - 2015-07-15 19:20:27 UTC
Adding too the Theadnought!! wooooooooo!!!! BearPirate
Draya Bankes
Connery School Of Armored Warfate
#3277 - 2015-07-15 19:20:30 UTC
Eli Stan wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE


Thank you for the updates. o7
Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot.
Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.
Talk about stuff other than work.
Elevate the mood. Lower the stress.
Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#3278 - 2015-07-15 19:20:38 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Teneveve Zhjenaal wrote:
Guess I have to go watch TV then.Oops


Ok, +1 damn it.


Sharkweek overhere !
Leila Numanor
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#3279 - 2015-07-15 19:20:38 UTC
What was this thread about again??
Estri Eomira
Perkone
Caldari State
#3280 - 2015-07-15 19:20:42 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

lovely number 1 in the Netherlands Cool