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CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?



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CCP!! How's your progress?

OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.

So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.

So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line.

Men of EVE

A fights never over until all targets are silenced.
The cry of woman fill the air.
This is the only path to lead all our enemies to despair.
Show no weakness.
No doubt of hart.
For all your slaughter has yet to start.

C.H

Great lack of eve has me now turning into a poet ...

Erm....

It's not another volcano is it?

why would that be better?... oyu would be starting from scratch and reading manderin all the time....

Yes, let us - and then we can all make references to Tiananmen Square.

Looks like my Minmatar Brothers and Sisters slaving on server farms finally cast the off the shackles of CCP and rose in revolt !

Death to the Dev Overlords, forward the glorious revolution !

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