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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Y0UR M0THER
Trashy Woman
Memento Moriendo
#3181 - 2015-07-15 19:11:08 UTC
Tyson Paige wrote:
If I end up having another baby due to this down time, I expect EVE to pay child support! LolLolLol


Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker
Skilo
Lisnave
Pandemic Horde
#3182 - 2015-07-15 19:11:28 UTC
Tyson Paige wrote:
Commi Girl wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!Oops


Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one Twisted



TwistedTwistedTwisted


Don't joke over this

Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....

During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it

On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....

True Story ... Eve is Real Big smile
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3183 - 2015-07-15 19:11:32 UTC
A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there is money falling out of your bag."
"Oh really?" said the lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for letting me know."

"Well not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?"

"Oh of course not," says the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. It kills the flowers, you know. But then I thought, why not make the best of it.

So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!"

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "Well good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Herkulesxs
Ihtil and Herkulesxs Funhouse
#3184 - 2015-07-15 19:11:36 UTC
FAULTS FOR THE FAULTGOD!
Jonathan Wraith Estemaire
Starfarer Holdings
#3185 - 2015-07-15 19:11:40 UTC
Thanks for the updates. Blink
Dulcahn Starlord
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3186 - 2015-07-15 19:11:43 UTC
The sad thing is been playing Eve so much that I did not bother updating any of my other stuff Roll
Now I am left sitting here browsing youtube Ugh
Mai'n
420 Dispensaries United
#3187 - 2015-07-15 19:11:49 UTC
Feed the hamsters, oil there wheels, taser the cat and the cluster WILL kick over.
Tymaul
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#3188 - 2015-07-15 19:11:58 UTC
Do you think these issues are similar to your patch content? The server can't accept them?

I'll happily accept a rollback to 2007 when the game roxored :)
Kratus Murphy
Perkone
Caldari State
#3189 - 2015-07-15 19:11:59 UTC
are builds actually tested before implemented? :D
Blitz Hacker
Bored Bastards
#3190 - 2015-07-15 19:12:12 UTC
And this is about my experience after installing the Win10 pre-release, did TQ just go win10? lulz
Dukes woman Ronuken
Homer Simpsons fam.
#3191 - 2015-07-15 19:12:14 UTC
Bloody Talon wrote:
I have checked server status several times over the last eight hours and I am beginning to think that there may be some kind of problem.

My favorite toy appears to be broken. Cry



Mine too. So i will find my other favorite toy and go to bed.............................. A dvd with an old x-file
travua1
Black Lance Division.
#3192 - 2015-07-15 19:12:16 UTC
try this:

/etc/init.d/eve-server restart
Danny Nuttall
Perkone
Caldari State
#3193 - 2015-07-15 19:12:17 UTC
yea get EvE,
get ganked mining your back out for zilch,
get tired of it,
quit
get emails asking to return,
ignore,
see 'this is EvE' and come back with a new toon,
get your skills sorted after doing the starter career missions
find that the servers are no longer online, you can't play EvE due to this....
go on the only other game you bother with,
oh wait Dust and EvE are on the same server,

seven hours later and the pool's still closed due to tactical genius

Aka the MatchMaker
3ulldog
GOODBYE EVE THANKS FOR THE FISH
#3194 - 2015-07-15 19:12:17 UTC
Les than 40 pages to go till we reach the magic 200. Can we do it!!
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3195 - 2015-07-15 19:12:19 UTC
40 pages guys,


MORE MORE MORE
Nathan Swales
Business Communication Informer Service
#3196 - 2015-07-15 19:12:24 UTC
Slarti
One Man and His Drake
#3197 - 2015-07-15 19:12:33 UTC
Well worth the wait, just to read the Cheerio story
Bobby Shyne
Doomheim
#3198 - 2015-07-15 19:12:33 UTC
Need isk when coming back online?

Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you!

Use my ISK Multiplier service!

I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!

Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!

Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service!

Guaranteed to make you happy! Big smile


I'm Shyning it!
Myk'arius
Serenity Interstellar
#3199 - 2015-07-15 19:12:42 UTC
Y0UR M0THER wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
If I end up having another baby due to this down time, I expect EVE to pay child support! LolLolLol


Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker


No matter how much you pay to CCP, it will always save you money in the long run.
Liam Oliphants
Doomheim
#3200 - 2015-07-15 19:12:53 UTC
Vox Anon wrote:
a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

<10% tittiez


PRIORITIES PEOPLE!


You forgot the Drinking game.