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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#3161 - 2015-07-15 19:09:25 UTC
Lyndai Vassic wrote:
piercer wrote:
In the golden old days Patch days meant setting a week long skill and knowing you wouldnt have stable play for 2-3 days.

Downtime used to last at least 1 full hour.

Go do some low-sec raids into the fridge and down some epic loot. Then go outside into null-sec and get more loot!


But PvP! I'm scared of all of the PvP!


But you consented to it when you undocked from the womb?

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Obi SToN3D
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#3162 - 2015-07-15 19:09:27 UTC
come home from work to log on and kill something other than time.. to find that Fozzie broke eve.. hillarious.. what we at 8 hours and counting. LolArrowLol
Zodeac
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3163 - 2015-07-15 19:09:28 UTC
Quote:

UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE
19:00 UTC - ACCOUNTING DB STILL UP - WE ARE CALCULATING APROXIMATE SP BASED ON TIME
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3164 - 2015-07-15 19:09:34 UTC
NEW EVENT COMMING UP -------------------------


BURN EDEN GECKO'S
bladerunnr25
Hero Kings
#3165 - 2015-07-15 19:09:44 UTC
what are we going to get after this is fixed hope it's good
Y0UR M0THER
Trashy Woman
Memento Moriendo
#3166 - 2015-07-15 19:09:45 UTC
Y0UR M0THER wrote:
UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
Barrak
The Painted Ones
#3167 - 2015-07-15 19:09:46 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


Beer in the UK must be stronger as that happens to me after about 5 pints.

I don't even bother hiding it now, I just go to the pub in a dress.....
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3168 - 2015-07-15 19:09:52 UTC
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says: “I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics, Business Administration, and was promoted, began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the General Manager, and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second guy says: “Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third guy says: “Well, well, well congratulations! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion especially for his friend.”

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: “What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?” One of the three said: “We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?”

The fourth man replied: “My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends said: “What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.”

The fourth man replied: “No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. In addition, he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?”

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Tyson Paige
Temple of Zeus
#3169 - 2015-07-15 19:09:54 UTC
If I end up having another baby due to this down time, I expect EVE to pay child support! LolLolLol
ShadowNeo29
O.S.E.F
#3170 - 2015-07-15 19:10:02 UTC
Too long DT my life is over.
Kai Ovaert
BrainBox
Blades of Grass
#3171 - 2015-07-15 19:10:04 UTC
How am I supposed to surf without the IGB?!?!! Oh, wait...
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
#3172 - 2015-07-15 19:10:14 UTC
Think they found the problem.... Microsoft upgraded all of the servers to Windows 10....
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3173 - 2015-07-15 19:10:16 UTC
Python Kion wrote:
Don Palcsi wrote:
Let's go 200 pages are close now


lol what to do when EVE is down :p



Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!


Really it's now 8 hours offline. Something is super wrong over at CCP.
olo VonBorg
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3174 - 2015-07-15 19:10:26 UTC
Just finished painting my hallway !!! Thanks CCP
Big smile
Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
#3175 - 2015-07-15 19:10:33 UTC
The Great Reset is upon us!

Repent, space sinners! REPENT!

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson
Mauddib77
Tedium Partners
#3176 - 2015-07-15 19:10:35 UTC
phalem Amphal
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3177 - 2015-07-15 19:10:55 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE




THIS IS CCP RIGHT NOW ISNT IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJBPfQv1wQ
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
#3178 - 2015-07-15 19:10:59 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]


UPDATES:

18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE


I've had this problem before with my EVE server cluster at home.

Idea First change the "rebootfunction =" line in the "config.ini" file from "0" to 1 and
move "config.ini" from "%LOCALAPPDATA%\ASS\HEAD\" back to "%LOCALAPPDATA%\HEAD\config.ini".

Sometimes the config file gets moved for some reason.

Idea Then run repair.exe.

Tongue in cheek.. We can see the smoke coming from the server room from space. Keep fighting the good fight.

Pirate Yarr
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
The Flying Elk
#3179 - 2015-07-15 19:11:01 UTC
Ygaff Desfois wrote:
I want a Drifter BS to take my revange on them, that will be the compensation I want Twisted



I WANT DRIFTER BS ASAP
Topast Aidron
Ronin ONE
Ronin Reloaded
#3180 - 2015-07-15 19:11:04 UTC
Gernot Antollare wrote:
Topast Aidron wrote:
Does anyone know if:

1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.

thanks.


1) No
2) Yes


Thank you!