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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Doreo Allara
Inc MIner Co.
New Eden Corporation Conglomerate
#2541 - 2015-07-15 18:12:00 UTC
Vidor wrote:
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! I’ve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and there’s no one around.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
They’re up to something! I just know it.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
It’s like everyone just disappeared!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces “out there”, controlling everything. You know, like ... like we’re all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
C’mon man! That’s just weird! You’re gonna have to stay off the quafe. That’s just too weird for words.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It’s a weird world man! You just don’t know.


i would say the same thing about the real world XD
Mourados Denver
Eagles Of Death Metal
#2542 - 2015-07-15 18:12:07 UTC
Tankos Aphelion wrote:
So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?


5 years playing, i think this DT is the longest one...
vccv
#2543 - 2015-07-15 18:12:15 UTC
Currently reading "The Gentleman Bastard" series by Scott Lynch.

Its like a mix between Pirates and Oceans11. Good reads!


Now, back to my Reuben. The deli was packed so I'm eating in the park Cool
Ossprey
ISK REALLOCATION SERVICE
SONS of BANE
#2544 - 2015-07-15 18:12:21 UTC
Stoop Paz wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]


17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
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I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama



Isn't that a window??
Yash Nima
N.A.G.A Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst. Logistics
#2545 - 2015-07-15 18:12:25 UTC
Probably this is not about TQ, it's about load testing the forums. Big smile
Jack Danefield
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2546 - 2015-07-15 18:12:27 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Gernot Antollare wrote:
Misora Pournissen wrote:
I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well


Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever!


Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol.



Drink for making sense >.>


NEW RULE: First one to mention the word drink, drinks!



wait... ShockedShocked
Needale Mangeiri
DF Aviation
Fraternity.
#2547 - 2015-07-15 18:12:28 UTC
I've heard the joke that EVE is supported by CCP designers, as a result we're still waiting
Erin Crawford
#2548 - 2015-07-15 18:12:33 UTC
Chevron7 wrote:
Vidor wrote:
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! I’ve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and there’s no one around.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
They’re up to something! I just know it.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
It’s like everyone just disappeared!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces “out there”, controlling everything. You know, like ... like we’re all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
C’mon man! That’s just weird! You’re gonna have to stay off the quafe. That’s just too weird for words.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It’s a weird world man! You just don’t know.


Props bro


LOL! Lol

and on that note: guess what all the mission agents are thinking... Blink

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#2549 - 2015-07-15 18:12:39 UTC
i want compensation for the years lost on this game, compensation for CCP ever creating EvE....compensation now pls
gustye
Doomheim
#2550 - 2015-07-15 18:12:43 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:


excusses


Work harder, for less.
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
The Flying Elk
#2551 - 2015-07-15 18:12:55 UTC
BTW some people pay real money to buy plex and activate the game , so why not ask compensation indeed from game masters ?
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2552 - 2015-07-15 18:13:01 UTC
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.

Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.

There's lots of other things to do.

But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.

Nerds.


Yet You're here! Join us nerd!


ONE OF US! ONE OF US!



GOOBA GOBBA, GOOBA GOBBA

A New Voice for a New Eden
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#2553 - 2015-07-15 18:13:10 UTC
[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]

18/07/2015

11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS

[....END MESSAGE....]

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Reginold Pole
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#2554 - 2015-07-15 18:13:26 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

. . .

17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING . . .


It seems that they may have outsourced to one or more mothers-in-law.
Bester Lamont
Journey Sykeouts
#2555 - 2015-07-15 18:13:39 UTC
TQ is online according to Eve Offline.
Krantwak Pino
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2556 - 2015-07-15 18:13:45 UTC
FINALLYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninhursaag Eridani
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2557 - 2015-07-15 18:13:47 UTC
Shiloh Templeton wrote:
What is the all time longest thread? I think we have a chance of beating it.


I think this already can be considered as the fastest thread ever- 85 pages, 20 seconds between livingroom and kitchen and back... 116 pages!
Kaivar Lancer
Doomheim
#2558 - 2015-07-15 18:13:52 UTC
Guys, the Eve wormhole just re-opened. Everyone's heading back to Earth.
Suotana
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#2559 - 2015-07-15 18:14:20 UTC
Now I can FINALLY go and afk mine for hours
Parn Pokesmot
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2560 - 2015-07-15 18:14:20 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX



Dare we hope?