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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Don Palcsi
TxivYawg
#1701 - 2015-07-15 16:48:22 UTC
this thread is something umanity wil study for ages...

You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 300 seconds.

NightmareX
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1702 - 2015-07-15 16:48:26 UTC
Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up Lol?

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

Spanky Ikkala
EVE University
Ivy League
#1703 - 2015-07-15 16:48:35 UTC
For those that didn't see it at #evefanfest, how about watching my amazing ART OF WAR presentation...


Kairos Antilles
Doomheim
#1704 - 2015-07-15 16:48:41 UTC
Another attempted startup in progress?
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1705 - 2015-07-15 16:48:43 UTC
Umhrunn wrote:
Mrs Mirage wrote:
ummm ... Have you tired turning it off then turning back on again? P

LOL!!!!


Maybe plug something in?
Etheoma
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1706 - 2015-07-15 16:48:47 UTC
who let the Hamsters out of the cages, its going to take forever to get them all back...
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
#1707 - 2015-07-15 16:48:48 UTC
This has gotta be frustrating for the devs and server teams. I've been in their position too, where even identification of the problem is tricky because there are so many inter-related subsystems and dependencies. And people screaming at you to "try this" and "how long will the fix take", before the question of "what is going wrong, precisely" is answered.

Sending the CCP team virtual hugs.


I have sat by the burning embers of a server and breathed over them to try to rekindle the fire. Sometimes that leads to hyperventilation and dizzyness. Lol

The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.

Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
We're all going to die.
#1708 - 2015-07-15 16:48:50 UTC
Any single ladies out there? We can use this time productively and find you a nice computer geek or two for fun times.

X up below if single.
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1709 - 2015-07-15 16:48:59 UTC
NightmareX wrote:
Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up Lol?


One can only hope.
Kaze Mester
Midnight Harvest
#1710 - 2015-07-15 16:49:00 UTC
EVE Offline
Shiloh Templeton
Cheyenne HET Co
#1711 - 2015-07-15 16:49:05 UTC
Mylena Kare wrote:
First world problem, launcher won't launch. Third world problem, put food on the table.

Third world problem - have more children that you don't have food on the table for.
dev0n
Starwinders
NINE PIECES OF EIGHT
#1712 - 2015-07-15 16:49:07 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
dev0n wrote:
hy wanto destroyer wrote:
OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP!


What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww Shocked


lets make a quote of quotes


Its on baby.. bro time on the forums! Lol
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
#1713 - 2015-07-15 16:49:13 UTC
Dear EVE subscribers... We apologize for our extended downtime and are pleased to announce that we have had a complete corruption of all player data. This will result in everyone's stats being returned to zero and you will be placed in a rookie system to re initiate your skill training. We again apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#1714 - 2015-07-15 16:49:23 UTC
I had sex with my wife and started to read a book. HALLELUJAH!
Scotty Parker
UK Mining Industry
#1715 - 2015-07-15 16:49:28 UTC
ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedPEPPA PIG TIMEShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockeddaughters smile looks menacingShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedwifes closed the door, laughing to loudly as she leave'sShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedswitch it back on SWITCH IT BACK ON ...
Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1716 - 2015-07-15 16:49:30 UTC
Ragnar STS wrote:
Ushra'Khan has completely stopped the slave trade throughout ALL Amarr systems for the past 5 hours. Soon slavery will end once and for all.

Op Success.



Pfft. The only thing worse than slavery is finding out that slavery is legal in this universe, then finding out you missed the opportunity to buy a few for yourself.
Helzrazor Merkur
Federated Commerce and Trade
#1717 - 2015-07-15 16:49:37 UTC
Ivan Dennisovich wrote:
maybe you guys should have spent more time bugtesting the patch this morning and less time uploading 20 videos to youtube about stuff people either A: already know about or B: dont give a **** about because they never leave hi-sec.

might not have ended up having this problem.


Drink!
Everett Rockefeller
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#1718 - 2015-07-15 16:49:46 UTC
Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!

Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games
Sexism Binchiette
Moosearmy
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1719 - 2015-07-15 16:49:57 UTC
Stan Bran wrote:
Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?!


The Hamsters probably got stuck to the wheel again so they had to go out and by a new set of hamsters.
hy wanto destroyer
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#1720 - 2015-07-15 16:50:00 UTC
dev0n wrote:
Big Lynx wrote:
dev0n wrote:
hy wanto destroyer wrote:
OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP!


What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww Shocked


lets make a quote of quotes


Its on baby.. bro time on the forums! Lol


Im comming for you