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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Kanzero
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#981 - 2015-07-15 15:23:14 UTC
Too much whining.
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#982 - 2015-07-15 15:23:18 UTC
Kalfar Chillar wrote:
So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?


12pack of beer in my case, basically the same though :)
Helzrazor Merkur
Federated Commerce and Trade
#983 - 2015-07-15 15:23:25 UTC
Umbari Kado wrote:
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Umbari Kado wrote:
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Umbari Kado wrote:
OK, time to provide some food for thought:

Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.

Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?






Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?


That was a serious question :) From Titan test...


I know. But mine is easier.


Nope...it is pretty easy :)


Yes. 2/10 x 10 to the tenth plus 2
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
#984 - 2015-07-15 15:23:25 UTC
Everett Rockefeller wrote:
DeadDuck wrote:
Everett Rockefeller wrote:
I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.



Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time...Roll


Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan.
Just you see ^^



Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8
Kalfar Chillar
Resilience.
Initiative Mercenaries
#985 - 2015-07-15 15:23:31 UTC
If you have a minute please fill out this DT survey http://strawpoll.me/4929649!
Ben Cromwell
VIKUURLEGION
#986 - 2015-07-15 15:23:32 UTC
There's some sort of wormhole outside my patio doors, it is intensely yellow so i assume it leads to Amarr space...i went to investigate and it was so bright....so much heat. There were humans out there, no environmental suits...basking in the radiation.

Drifters?

Takashi Okamura
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#987 - 2015-07-15 15:23:51 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
SERVERS UP!!!




PPPhttp://www.wilwheaton.net/code/PPP
LemurCatta
Puritans
We want your ISK
#988 - 2015-07-15 15:23:54 UTC
Semtex Attor
The Conference Elite
CODE.
#989 - 2015-07-15 15:24:05 UTC
madhatta18 wrote:
Misha Tokila wrote:
Mildron Klinker wrote:
The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!!



Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships.


speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank



More tears please! Twisted
Electra Magnetic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#990 - 2015-07-15 15:24:08 UTC
Instead of trolling the forums, come watch the Atlas V launch for a few minutes. http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx
Steve Sector
KaChing Enrichment Company
#991 - 2015-07-15 15:24:09 UTC
Ok the fix is not going well !

Time to use a MUCH bigger hammer
arshee Tadaruwa
Perkone
Caldari State
#992 - 2015-07-15 15:24:23 UTC
EVE been broken for a while....well....shiet Ugh
Kossaw
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
#993 - 2015-07-15 15:24:27 UTC
Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:
Well 4 hours is starting to bite a little...



Sit back and relax dude. The record is like 3 days.

WTB : An image in my signature

Fugly Isktaker
Doomheim
#994 - 2015-07-15 15:24:28 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:


Kinda hard



Tell me more.

My new game is to pick random forum quotes and take them WAAAAAAY out of context!! Yay!!
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
#995 - 2015-07-15 15:24:33 UTC
That "servers up" message is clearly a lie, but deep down it made us all feel a little better for a few seconds. hopes were up :D
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#996 - 2015-07-15 15:24:36 UTC
Im sorry. It is all my fault for resubbing after 6 months. My badness broke EvE again.
Hoshi Nakumoto
New Eden Hauling and Industrial
#997 - 2015-07-15 15:24:45 UTC
Enslaved Mistress wrote:
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."


I LOL'ed Lol
Spyra Gryra
Space Men
#998 - 2015-07-15 15:24:53 UTC
Kanzero wrote:
Too much whining.


Whining about whining is totally ok and makes it all better.
Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#999 - 2015-07-15 15:24:59 UTC
At least CCP trained 'Investigation' to V as they keep the "investigation ongoing".
Count Freyr
LonelySparrow
#1000 - 2015-07-15 15:25:10 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING

15:30 UTC - ALL THE HAMSTERS ARE DEAD, EvE ONLINE IS OVER.
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