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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#601 - 2015-07-15 14:37:51 UTC
The wife of a politician goes in for her annual gynecological exam, and the doctor tells her she's pregnant.

She storms out of the office and calls her husband.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"

After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"
Vince Prince
Fart In A Spacesuit
Crimson Inquisicion
#602 - 2015-07-15 14:37:54 UTC
Alcyone Codesmith wrote:
Am sending an emergency shipment of blue pills to help you boys get it up. Roll
make sure to wash your hands after touching them! If you don't and you rub your eyes it will make you look hard!
Bester Lamont
Journey Sykeouts
#603 - 2015-07-15 14:37:54 UTC
I just skilled up hacking to level 2 if you guys uh, need any help. Did you try turning it off and back on again?
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#604 - 2015-07-15 14:38:00 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?


I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...



<3

A New Voice for a New Eden
Dan Ravensbreath
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#605 - 2015-07-15 14:38:01 UTC
This has ruined my day, I've had to do some work at work instead! Hopefully things will be back to normal by the time I get home :)

Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
Mohoni
Science Labs Occurring Variation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#606 - 2015-07-15 14:38:17 UTC
Oops OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x
we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon
Wur2e
The Phylaxis Group
#607 - 2015-07-15 14:38:43 UTC
Some quotes of my favorite author: (D.Adams)

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.”

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

Interviewer: “How does it feels to fly at 20AU/sec?”

Wur2e: “It feels normal.”
Quisarious
Therapy
It's a Skill Issue.
#608 - 2015-07-15 14:38:47 UTC
give me teamviewer id and password i fix dis )
Shadowlightt
Doomheim
#609 - 2015-07-15 14:38:49 UTC
The server is bleeding what is CCP doing to her!!!?!?!?!?
Alexey Rumyancev
0-Tax Corporation
#610 - 2015-07-15 14:39:02 UTC
Mohoni wrote:
Oops OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x
we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon

Eyep, a clear reason to give us free SP.
madhatta18
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#611 - 2015-07-15 14:39:03 UTC
looks like the fucktards have won the fozy soft war the server is as good as a leaky bucket in the desert during a dust storm
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#612 - 2015-07-15 14:39:12 UTC
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.

At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."

Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"

The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
Tobias Acuerdo
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#613 - 2015-07-15 14:39:13 UTC
Tamajaq wrote:
This was CCP's morning

https://youtu.be/3jkBMcybZ8U


Best explanation I've seen yet!
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#614 - 2015-07-15 14:39:18 UTC
Epentix wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
Jaqen Ahai wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!


He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...


OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs.....

If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!!

go suck a tomato...


can I have a tomato?


I'd rather have a Tornado
Fuzzy TheBear
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#615 - 2015-07-15 14:39:18 UTC
to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?



And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .

Lemon time for a double ^^




Tony Lennelluc
Amarrian Investment and Trade Company
Northern Coalition.
#616 - 2015-07-15 14:39:31 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?


I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/beer-and-wine-flavored-lo_n_5198135.html

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Taos D'Heretic
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#617 - 2015-07-15 14:39:46 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
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THE HAMSTER DECLOAKED!!!! THEY FOUND HIM!
Margarite Poletti
MV Corporation
#618 - 2015-07-15 14:39:49 UTC
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Blink




you would die of liver poisoning!
Li3s
oranje bv
#619 - 2015-07-15 14:39:59 UTC
There is so much drama in the air, you see.
It is kinda hard to be Li3(s)

Hey CCP....you have been doing a great job, for years...you'll fix it...I'm sure!

But hey, this sucks...you must feel bad. As bad as I feel when I get podded.

You have just been warp scrambled!

Twisted
Pandion Swa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#620 - 2015-07-15 14:40:04 UTC
2 more hours till server is back online. the hamsters are still on their mating ritual.