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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Kalfar Chillar
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#581 - 2015-07-15 14:34:48 UTC
Kalfar Chillar wrote:
BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!

And that would be a no!
Jack Pickaloe
Doomheim
#582 - 2015-07-15 14:34:49 UTC
How do you upset an eve player?

Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#583 - 2015-07-15 14:34:53 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?



you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#584 - 2015-07-15 14:34:56 UTC
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.

"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."

"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.

"Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room."
Remyra Nark
Doomheim
#585 - 2015-07-15 14:35:08 UTC
Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


Hey, I should be in my retriever then!
Hicksimus
Torgue
#586 - 2015-07-15 14:35:15 UTC
Remember that time I warned you guys not to promote Tuxford because of the big red button incident. Well, atodaso.

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.

Prone Sultur
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#587 - 2015-07-15 14:35:18 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Steijn wrote:
another clusterf**k.


Quite literally.

We're working on it! Big smile


The Imperium has nothing to do with this!

And yes: Free SP!
hojo warrior
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#588 - 2015-07-15 14:36:03 UTC
just think this time last week ... I was looking at hippo in a river... and a hyena wanted my steak at the camp
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#589 - 2015-07-15 14:36:04 UTC
Kalfar Chillar wrote:
Datu Agimat wrote:
what the...?

I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!

This is madness! P

Don't blink! Blink and you're dead!

I think I just died..

Good thing I had my clone set up.
Sagnon
Greysno
#590 - 2015-07-15 14:36:22 UTC
Bleep-Bloop!
Jerusaleman
WOLFPACK DELTA
#591 - 2015-07-15 14:36:32 UTC
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



So I bet when your internet goes down you just sit there and say, " Yer so what, I am sure it will be back on sometime this week!" Or do you call them up and ***** like feck? I personally get right on the phone and i always get reimbursed. If anyone says that's lame well I am sitting here wondering why on earth you would pass buy free stuff. (even though technically its not free as you paid for a service you never received.)

Man I thought you were ok until I read your trolling.
Sam Spock
The Arnold Connection
#592 - 2015-07-15 14:36:37 UTC
Ok, so who downloaded Crypto Wall?!?!

Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!

Stomp Mongo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#593 - 2015-07-15 14:36:43 UTC
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this



Yeah! what he tried to say while not only raping the English language but then turning around and murdering her afterwards!
Darrien Blacke
Vashta Nerada.
#594 - 2015-07-15 14:37:01 UTC
FozzieSov went skynet and entosised the server, just saying Cool
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#595 - 2015-07-15 14:37:07 UTC
Cervix Thumper wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?



you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)



sharing is gross *yuck*
Orob Ninebands
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#596 - 2015-07-15 14:37:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Orob Ninebands
Gajo Facinus wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.



Don't know if I find whining about whining better...

And yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining



Not saying whining about whining is much better, I'd much rather punch the whiners in the mouth to shut them up, but sadly I can't do that.

And thank you, CCP, for this game. I enjoy it greatly, and I perfectly understand that sometimes things go wrong and you have to take some time to get it fixed. Any reasonable human being would understand that. Sadly, the playerbase is infested with little crybabies who are incapable of understanding that things happen.
Razer Mamba
Grimm Hounds
SONS of BANE
#597 - 2015-07-15 14:37:26 UTC
CCP announced the deployment of their new title.

It will be the sequel to the famous EVE ON-LINE

It was leaked today that the new Title for this would be ...

EVE OFF-LINE.... Wait....What? o.0

;)
Jacques d'Orleans
#598 - 2015-07-15 14:37:26 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?


I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...


Have a lookBig smile
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#599 - 2015-07-15 14:37:46 UTC
Raven Pirkibo wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]


Did you fit damage control on the servers?



They probably forgot to turn it on after fitting P
Epentix
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#600 - 2015-07-15 14:37:50 UTC
Ecolo wrote:
Jaqen Ahai wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!


He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...


OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs.....

If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!!

go suck a tomato...


can I have a tomato?