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The Pirate Story Thread

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Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#21 - 2011-09-13 14:05:34 UTC
Well Done mate ^_^ dunno why he was crying it was only a Rifter :P

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foksieloy
Rockets ponies and rainbows
#22 - 2011-09-13 15:12:48 UTC
Xuse Senna wrote:
Well Done mate ^_^ dunno why he was crying it was only a Rifter :P


Ego? Seems he wanted some risk free pvp. :)

Disclaimer: I do not actually play this game, I just forum warrior.

BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#23 - 2011-09-13 15:19:36 UTC  |  Edited by: BuzzyBeagle
foksieloy wrote:
Xuse Senna wrote:
Well Done mate ^_^ dunno why he was crying it was only a Rifter :P


Ego? Seems he wanted some risk free pvp. :)


like you want to steal my bike
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#24 - 2011-09-13 15:46:16 UTC
Lol.... Risk Free, Good luck :P

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Cable Udan
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#25 - 2011-09-13 16:26:54 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.
I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.
I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.
I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.
(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!!
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou
[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.



This has made my day.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#26 - 2011-09-13 17:05:56 UTC
Oh god, I love when high sec griefers get mad at their own fail.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#27 - 2011-09-13 19:47:59 UTC
This thread needs to be Stickied, if you ask me.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."

MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#28 - 2011-09-14 02:22:36 UTC
Hey, they did it Big smile thanks guys.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."

Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#29 - 2011-09-14 08:04:55 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.
I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.
I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.
I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.
(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!!
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou
[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.



I think I just fell in love <3
/me purrs
Rhianna Ghost
Eat My Shorts Inc.
Almost Competent
#30 - 2011-09-14 20:03:34 UTC
Cats'Meow wrote:



I think I just fell in love <3
/me purrs


Cat and Beagle? You're sure?

But great story!
Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-09-15 08:21:24 UTC
Rhianna Ghost wrote:
Cats'Meow wrote:



I think I just fell in love <3
/me purrs


Cat and Beagle? You're sure?

But great story!


Why not.. my cat and my dog snuggle all the time, too Twisted
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2011-09-15 11:41:09 UTC
Posting to follow! Pirate

No Worries

Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#33 - 2011-09-15 12:31:43 UTC
Why isn't this a sticky anymore?

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#34 - 2011-09-15 12:38:42 UTC
stickybump
Ranger64511
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#35 - 2011-09-15 14:14:44 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.
I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.
I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.
I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.
(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!!
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou
[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.


Amazing just amazing. Take my internet spaceship forum like.

This is my gate. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My gate is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my gate is useless. Without my gate, I am useless.

Cerisia
Loyal Fortune
#36 - 2011-09-15 14:46:04 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.
I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.
I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.
I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.
(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!!
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?
[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.
[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?
[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou
[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.



Brilliant!

Makes me want to go and build a battlehulk of my own!
This space for rent..
Ranger64511
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#37 - 2011-09-15 17:15:02 UTC
Cerisia wrote:

Brilliant!

Makes me want to go and build a battlehulk of my own!


I know me too but I am wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to lazy to train up for a HULK hahaha. Got other plans for my toon and corporation.

This is my gate. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My gate is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my gate is useless. Without my gate, I am useless.

Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#38 - 2011-09-15 17:36:04 UTC
This came about a day after the actual incident. The guy was missioning, I stole something, he shot and he died.


Sh*t List

From: Victim
To: Tah'ris Khlador

Dont worry my friend, i do not forget. always look over your shoulder, be cautious. be warry. your day is coming. and it will not be plesant. you will see me again. welcome to hell.


Re: Sh*t List

From: Tah'ris Khlador
To: Victim

"warry" is spelled with one r, and "plesant" is actually spelled "pleasant"

o/ Fly safe!

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Chaotic Panda
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#39 - 2011-09-16 01:08:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Chaotic Panda
Epic 303 Mil ransom:

[ 2011.07.14 07:30:16 ] Wylo > do i just loot the can?
[ 2011.07.14 07:30:19 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah
[ 2011.07.14 07:30:44 ] Wylo > okay lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:30:53 ] Chaotic Panda > can i see your fit while i'm at it?
[ 2011.07.14 07:30:59 ] Wylo > sure
[ 2011.07.14 07:31:19 ] Wylo > Spirit of Fire
[ 2011.07.14 07:31:32 ] Wylo > damn i forgot my drones lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:31:41 ] Chaotic Panda > lol, yeah
[ 2011.07.14 07:31:48 ] Chaotic Panda > Could i test on your BS or no?
[ 2011.07.14 07:31:55 ] Wylo > works nice
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:00 ] Chaotic Panda > I'll pay extra of course
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:12 ] Wylo > ahh okay
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:23 ] Wylo > carfule tho i just bought the thing 5 min ago lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:28 ] Chaotic Panda > lol, keep going or nah on this one?
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:31 ] Chaotic Panda > haha, ok
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:40 ] Chaotic Panda > i could easily kill you
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:47 ] Wylo > no thanks lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:50 ] Chaotic Panda > Lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:32:54 ] Chaotic Panda > Don't worry
[ 2011.07.14 07:33:08 ] Chaotic Panda > I want to see it agaisnt the BS now lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:33:13 ] Chaotic Panda > I did pretty good on that
[ 2011.07.14 07:33:18 ] Wylo > okay gimme a sec
[ 2011.07.14 07:34:08 ] Chaotic Panda > When you warp in, make sure you give me a sec to get orbitting you
[ 2011.07.14 07:34:14 ] Chaotic Panda > else i will have no chance
[ 2011.07.14 07:34:35 ] Wylo > dude you seem pretty cool i judged you improporly, mind if you would help me out im a total noob lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:34:43 ] Chaotic Panda > Yeah, sure man
[ 2011.07.14 07:34:45 ] Wylo > and yeah sure
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:09 ] Wylo > so a low sec pvpr eh?
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:12 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:15 ] Chaotic Panda > When i can
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:22 ] Chaotic Panda > end up doing mostly highsec war decs
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:30 ] Wylo > that sounds badass
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:39 ] Chaotic Panda > It's fun
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:46 ] Chaotic Panda > And lucrative if you do it right
[ 2011.07.14 07:38:57 ] Chaotic Panda > I got about 600 mil or so out of it
[ 2011.07.14 07:39:08 ] Wylo > damnmn haha
[ 2011.07.14 07:39:08 ] Chaotic Panda > last 2 weeks or so
[ 2011.07.14 07:39:14 ] Chaotic Panda > How much isk you got?
[ 2011.07.14 07:39:58 ] Wylo > about like 45 mil now
[ 2011.07.14 07:40:03 ] Chaotic Panda > Not bad
[ 2011.07.14 07:40:15 ] Chaotic Panda > Well, what's taking you so long? :P
[ 2011.07.14 07:40:30 ] Wylo > sorry im fitting lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:40:50 ] Chaotic Panda > don't worry toomuch about it
[ 2011.07.14 07:40:58 ] Wylo > okay
[ 2011.07.14 07:41:45 ] Wylo > on my way
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:02 ] Chaotic Panda > oh damn lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:08 ] Wylo > damn your still kicking my ass lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:08 ] Chaotic Panda > no smart bombs! :P
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:20 ] Wylo > oh lol sorry dude
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:24 ] Chaotic Panda > can i see the fit?
[ 2011.07.14 07:43:31 ] Wylo > of course
[ 2011.07.14 07:44:07 ] Wylo > Wylo's Apocalypse
[ 2011.07.14 07:44:29 ] Wylo > still not trained on Large turrets but in about 10 min i will be lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:44:32 ] Chaotic Panda > 40 mil or you lose your ship
[ 2011.07.14 07:44:38 ] Chaotic Panda > sorry mate
[ 2011.07.14 07:44:59 ] Wylo > seriously?
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:03 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah, man
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:08 ] Chaotic Panda > A pirates like for me
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:30 ] Wylo > i hate you.....alright stop your ship
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:35 ] Chaotic Panda > no!
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:40 ] Chaotic Panda > If i stop i get nailed lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:43 ] Chaotic Panda > 30 seconds to pay
[ 2011.07.14 07:45:48 ] Chaotic Panda > or you lose your ship
[ 2011.07.14 07:46:22 ] Chaotic Panda > 3 mil?
[ 2011.07.14 07:46:24 ] Wylo > oh **** forgot a zero
[ 2011.07.14 07:46:36 ] Chaotic Panda > and it's a 3
[ 2011.07.14 07:46:39 ] Chaotic Panda > not a four
[ 2011.07.14 07:46:47 ] Wylo > sorry man
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:01 ] Chaotic Panda > Don't be sorry, i'm not losing my ship
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:11 ] Chaotic Panda > uhm
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:14 ] Chaotic Panda > that was 300
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:16 ] Wylo > shitt!
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:35 ] Chaotic Panda > You lied to me?
[ 2011.07.14 07:47:44 ] Wylo > this might sound dumb bit can i have my money back?
[ 2011.07.14 07:48:23 ] Chaotic Panda > No
[ 2011.07.14 07:48:30 ] Chaotic Panda > But you're free to have your loot
[ 2011.07.14 07:48:41 ] Chaotic Panda > you have 5 mins to get it before i take it or blow it up though
[ 2011.07.14 07:48:59 ] Wylo > just take it i dont give a ****
[ 2011.07.14 07:49:04 ] Chaotic Panda > popped
[ 2011.07.14 07:49:10 ] Chaotic Panda > are you drunk man?
[ 2011.07.14 07:49:27 ] Wylo > no dude im pissed
[ 2011.07.14 07:49:47 ] Chaotic Panda > I thought you only had 45
[ 2011.07.14 07:49:53 ] Chaotic Panda > What happened to that?
[ 2011.07.14 07:50:26 ] Wylo > i did have 45, i sold a plex while i was refitting
[ 2011.07.14 07:50:31 ] Chaotic Panda > Ah, ok
[ 2011.07.14 07:50:39 ] Chaotic Panda > What ever you do, don't add to my bounty
[ 2011.07.14 07:50:49 ] Chaotic Panda > trying to keep that low as i can lol
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:05 ] Wylo > dude i could care less you already got all my money
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:23 ] Chaotic Panda > That's no good man
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:26 ] Chaotic Panda > Gotta be more careful
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:39 ] Chaotic Panda > anyways, fly safe
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:41 ] Chaotic Panda > o/
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:42 ] Wylo > whatever man
[ 2011.07.14 07:51:51 ] Wylo > **** you
Chaotic Panda
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#40 - 2011-09-16 02:20:22 UTC
I've got one where I made Crushall Self-Destruct his ship, should I post that too, or nah?