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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#941 - 2014-07-28 15:50:36 UTC
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#942 - 2014-07-28 15:55:21 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
The personal reason of leading a crusade against the Goons is that I can never be one of them.

Apparently Gevlon Goblin has reached the final stage of the grieving process which is acceptance and now the healing can begin.

WELP

At least he finally admitted he's just buttmad he can't join, and that's what it is all about. It's funny, though, because
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
My playstyle fits CFC much better, but I am not allowed to enter, regardless of what I do

is so untrue as to be funny in it's own right. There's quite literally only one corp, in one alliance, that you need to be an SA member to join*, and it's objectively not even the best member corp to join; we only got 2x reimbursement this year, other corps have done it for longer. Most of GW's ratting taxes are used to pay for alliance and coalition level costs, whereas member corps and allied alliances can do as they please.

Of course, this doesn't fit his butthurt narrative of masters / pets, grrrEVIL, etc, so he ignores it.

What gets me is all this is public information, and publicly verifiable, too. Very basic Google-searches would show he's talking nonsense. That someone can get this worked up over what is essentially doubling down on his own misconceptions, to the level where he spends a large portion of his life on it, is a clear sign of mental illness. No trolling.

Get help.

*-not even the case here, either, a large proportion are sponsored in, or naturalized over time. I'm pretty sure 'directly authed by SA' is less than 50% of GW members, but I am not sure.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#943 - 2014-07-28 15:57:12 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink


Tora, I would tend to believe him on this. Disagree with his posts in bulk as I may, I don't think he lies. He would probably explain it if that were the case.

Oh well.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#944 - 2014-07-28 16:10:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Tora Bushido wrote:
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink
What? I'm not sure what you are looking at, and you probably want to replace your inside guys if this is the terribad intel they are feeding you.

JSR1 currently 78 members with a nice dip in members recently.
Internet Terrorists currently 186 members with a nice spike in members recently (mysteriously coinciding with the JSR1 dip).

Feel free to check the join history on evewho and compare previous corps of the new members. If they intended to just kick me, they went way overboard on the clicking.

EDIT: By the way, if you need me to train a few of your guys in intel gathering techniques, let me know. They could clearly do with sharpening their skills. Either that or this was just another of your attempts at propaganda (which always amuse).

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#945 - 2014-07-28 19:21:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink


Tora, I would tend to believe him on this. Disagree with his posts in bulk as I may, I don't think he lies. He would probably explain it if that were the case.

Oh well.
I just enjoy feeding trolololols Twisted

@Lucas : LIES !! Make me a graph first

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#946 - 2014-07-28 20:10:37 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink


Tora, I would tend to believe him on this. Disagree with his posts in bulk as I may, I don't think he lies. He would probably explain it if that were the case.

Oh well.
I just enjoy feeding trolololols Twisted

@Lucas : LIES !! Make me a graph first

lol, yeah I'm sure that's it.
So you failed at intel, now you are trying to cover your ass by saying it was just for laughs.

Seriously, we all believe you. We really do.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#947 - 2014-07-28 21:26:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Arkady Romanov
Latest Gevlon post:

Gevlon Goblin wrote:

The personal reason of leading a crusade against the Goons is that I can never be one of them. I'm an "n-word" in their eyes, because I'm not on their out-of-game forum. I can only be their minion, their slave. This obviously bothers me as - unlike with PL and N3 - I'm not into this "elite PvP" nonsense. My playstyle fits CFC much better, but I am not allowed to enter, regardless of what I do.


No Gevlon. You're the "P-word." Pubbie.

Also, you are legit nuts. Which is funny, because that in and of itself isn't actually a barrier to entry.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.

Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#948 - 2014-07-28 21:30:18 UTC
And you are the A.R. !! This means warrrr !Shocked

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#949 - 2014-07-29 12:23:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
Tora Bushido wrote:
Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Blink


Dear Tora,

I have never imagined myself saying this to somebody who fashions themselves a ~puppetmaster~. When talking to a man of means, influence and gutsy intrigue such as yourself, I honestly assumed you would already be on top of this.

Lucas Kell has been exposed as a... *rolls the dice* Black Legion spy! That was the reason of his untimely demise from his former corporation. In an appearent oversight by our coalition directors, he managed to get himself back on our coalition rolls. Make no mistake, this situation will be rectified shortly.

We thank you for your heads up regarding this unpleasant matter.

Sincerely,

Goons
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#950 - 2014-07-29 12:29:17 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Latest Gevlon post:

Gevlon Goblin wrote:

The personal reason of leading a crusade against the Goons is that I can never be one of them. I'm an "n-word" in their eyes, because I'm not on their out-of-game forum. I can only be their minion, their slave. This obviously bothers me as - unlike with PL and N3 - I'm not into this "elite PvP" nonsense. My playstyle fits CFC much better, but I am not allowed to enter, regardless of what I do.


No Gevlon. You're the "P-word." Pubbie.

Also, you are legit nuts. Which is funny, because that in and of itself isn't actually a barrier to entry.


Why yes, as the corporation, I can tell anybody that GoonWaffe expects their recruits to be at least moderately intelligent. By that, of course the ability to read, comprehend and commit to the basic tenets such as a) Criteria for recruitment b) The basic and short set of rules for membership are heavily implied.

I'm not joking or trying to play the irony card here. If Gevlon was able to pass that muster, he would already have been in GoonWaffe.
Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#951 - 2014-07-29 14:18:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Eyrun Mangeiri
Khanh'rhh wrote:
is so untrue as to be funny in it's own right. There's quite literally only one corp, in one alliance, that you need to be an SA member to join*, and it's objectively not even the best member corp to join; we only got 2x reimbursement this year, other corps have done it for longer. Most of GW's ratting taxes are used to pay for alliance and coalition level costs, whereas member corps and allied alliances can do as they please.


Yes, but from what I've seen the other corps of GSF are also "invite only". So what are my chances as a complete noob to eve - without a Titan, a nice killboard, a name, or 1 billion ISK ( Blink ) - to get into GSF if I wanted to?

I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#952 - 2014-07-29 15:06:31 UTC
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
is so untrue as to be funny in it's own right. There's quite literally only one corp, in one alliance, that you need to be an SA member to join*, and it's objectively not even the best member corp to join; we only got 2x reimbursement this year, other corps have done it for longer. Most of GW's ratting taxes are used to pay for alliance and coalition level costs, whereas member corps and allied alliances can do as they please.


Yes, but from what I've seen the other corps of GSF are also "invite only". So what are my chances as a complete noob to eve - without a Titan, a nice killboard, a name, or 1 billion ISK ( Blink ) - to get into GSF if I wanted to?
History shows: very high. Have you honestly not seen this before? There's whole programs dedicated to bringing day 1 noobs into GSF.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#953 - 2014-07-29 15:16:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Eyrun Mangeiri
Lucas Kell wrote:
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
is so untrue as to be funny in it's own right. There's quite literally only one corp, in one alliance, that you need to be an SA member to join*, and it's objectively not even the best member corp to join; we only got 2x reimbursement this year, other corps have done it for longer. Most of GW's ratting taxes are used to pay for alliance and coalition level costs, whereas member corps and allied alliances can do as they please.


Yes, but from what I've seen the other corps of GSF are also "invite only". So what are my chances as a complete noob to eve - without a Titan, a nice killboard, a name, or 1 billion ISK ( Blink ) - to get into GSF if I wanted to?
History shows: very high. Have you honestly not seen this before? There's whole programs dedicated to bringing day 1 noobs into GSF.


I've read the "joining goonwaffe 101" and some GSF corp stuff. And the stuff I've seen was "invite only" for the other corps and the SA account/vouch only thing for Goonwaffe. So yes, I've totally missed it.

I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song.

Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#954 - 2014-07-29 23:42:34 UTC
Without an SA account you will not get into waffe. That doesn't mean you couldn't get into another GSF corp.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#955 - 2014-07-30 00:08:56 UTC
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
is so untrue as to be funny in it's own right. There's quite literally only one corp, in one alliance, that you need to be an SA member to join*, and it's objectively not even the best member corp to join; we only got 2x reimbursement this year, other corps have done it for longer. Most of GW's ratting taxes are used to pay for alliance and coalition level costs, whereas member corps and allied alliances can do as they please.


Yes, but from what I've seen the other corps of GSF are also "invite only". So what are my chances as a complete noob to eve - without a Titan, a nice killboard, a name, or 1 billion ISK ( Blink ) - to get into GSF if I wanted to?
History shows: very high. Have you honestly not seen this before? There's whole programs dedicated to bringing day 1 noobs into GSF.


I've read the "joining goonwaffe 101" and some GSF corp stuff. And the stuff I've seen was "invite only" for the other corps and the SA account/vouch only thing for Goonwaffe. So yes, I've totally missed it.

If you look at dotlan, and order the member-corps by size, you will see the top 3 are recruiting, and indeed any that aren't someone's pet project have something approaching recruitment.

It seems like looking up information and helping yourself isn't your strong suit, so you would be right at home in WiDOT.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#956 - 2014-07-30 02:15:03 UTC
Why are you encouraging him to join widot? We have enough useless shitposting scarecrows as it is.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.

Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#957 - 2014-07-30 06:22:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Eyrun Mangeiri
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Why are you encouraging him to join widot? We have enough useless shitposting scarecrows as it is.


Oh do not worry about that. At the moment I'm happy in BRAVE.

I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#958 - 2014-07-30 09:02:28 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Why are you encouraging him to join widot? We have enough useless shitposting scarecrows as it is.


/Venetian Tar

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#959 - 2014-07-31 17:30:14 UTC
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:

Yes, but from what I've seen the other corps of GSF are also "invite only". So what are my chances as a complete noob to eve - without a Titan, a nice killboard, a name, or 1 billion ISK ( Blink ) - to get into GSF if I wanted to?

I got in with a fairly **** killboard, few assets to my name, and no vouch. I would say that so long as you don't completely **** up the application process, can prove yourself to be at least semi-literate (this may be optional, see: "how do I set a pos password?"), and don't irritate people right off the bat, you'd stand a pretty good chance.
That being said, you might want to stay in Brave anyway. I hear they'll be the Goons to the CFC's BoB in a couple of years anyway. In before Blawrf disbands us and leaves a snarky bookmark somewhere obvious.
Justin Cody
War Firm
#960 - 2014-07-31 18:42:59 UTC
BRING ME PETER PAN!