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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#381 - 2014-06-08 13:56:47 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Casper Khamez wrote:
Gevlon, shine on you crazy diamond. I'm gonna find a CFC alliance to join

I'd suggest The Bastion, maybe FCON or CO2. They are very "active" in highsec. I'd also suggest Goons, but your blood isn't pure enough for that.


The barrier to entry isn't that high, how hard is it to start a SA account and wait a little.

shockingly hard given how many people post immediately HI I JUST JOINED CAN I GET IN GOONWAFFE
Maichin Civire
#382 - 2014-06-08 16:12:00 UTC
Twenty pages! Can we reach higher or is it maximum of our possibilities?
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#383 - 2014-06-08 18:55:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Tara Read
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!



20 Billion is peanuts in Eve and burning yourself over 20 billion is one of the stupidest things a person could do. Why not just give up and go back to WoW? I hear they will automatically bring your main to the max level when you resub, and there is structured, well formed, non ouchy boo boo PVP for all to be had!

Plus Pandas.

******* Pandas.

Gelvon. Pandas Bro.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#384 - 2014-06-08 19:00:41 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:


I'm sure SnuffBox will appreciate the free 20bil next time the catch someone from FCON moving themselves through lowsec, though.



We kill Titans for free. Yo Ho Yo Ho Motherf%$#^&%s.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#385 - 2014-06-08 22:26:35 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Casper Khamez wrote:
Gevlon, shine on you crazy diamond. I'm gonna find a CFC alliance to join

I'd suggest The Bastion, maybe FCON or CO2. They are very "active" in highsec. I'd also suggest Goons, but your blood isn't pure enough for that.


The barrier to entry isn't that high, how hard is it to start a SA account and wait a little.


So now we know why goons didn't accept Gevlon - SA costs real money, while Gevlon only has the virtual version. That's a good verification of his claims how his methods work great in real life. Can't dispute hard data, after all.

Gevlon doesn't have much real money, because apparently obtaining anything more than the bare amount to etch out an existence is "just for vanity" or some such nonsense.
Much better to spend all your time obtaining virtual money instead! Because being proud of your pretend number of space moneys isn't vain.

I dunno. Randians never make much sense. I'm sure his ideas are all completely perfect and it's all the fault of the rest of the world for not seeing it and turning the world into a Randian utopia, where he would naturally be a leader of men.
But, it's always the case with a Randroid - it always needs someone else to do something, never them. Their failings are always because someone else isn't doing something.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
#386 - 2014-06-09 00:54:10 UTC
Ultimately, it doesn't matter about his numbers, because Gevlon is relevant in one area thanks to his spending: comedy.

If he wants to continue wasting money, fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of both warfare and social connections, and misconstruing these things as victories, then more power to him. It results in threads like this - 20 pages of nonstop stupid to laugh at - and I can't argue with that result. That's money well-spent. Even if all the stupid is coming from him.

I don't think any other player in EVE has made me laugh as much as Gevlon. Especially when he compared me to a serial killer. That was pretty great.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#387 - 2014-06-09 04:09:22 UTC
In his latest comedy sketch (blog), Gevlon tries to mask his irrelevance with a spreadsheet (of course!). Apparently he is the equivalent of a mass pvper, killing thousands of goons. What kind of logic is behind such metric? That's a mystery to be solved...

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Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#388 - 2014-06-09 04:50:41 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
In his latest comedy sketch (blog), Gevlon tries to mask his irrelevance with a spreadsheet (of course!). Apparently he is the equivalent of a mass pvper, killing thousands of goons. What kind of logic is behind such metric? That's a mystery to be solved...


A mystery that can only be solved if completely misunderstand what the numbers actually mean and throw a few logical fallacies into the mix for the hell of it. He is a comedy gold mine. Whenever I see him post, I can't help but remember that nice Ayn Rand piece that EVE Tribune had on their site a while ago (http://www.eve-tribune.com/index.php?no=6_6&page=3).
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#389 - 2014-06-09 05:59:01 UTC
And in a shocking turn of events, when the rubber meats the road, when its time to nut up or shut up...

None of the Lemmings are willing to move to 0.0!
Dave stark
#390 - 2014-06-09 06:29:11 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
And in a shocking turn of events, when the rubber meats the road, when its time to nut up or shut up...

None of the Lemmings are willing to move to 0.0!


i think the fact that they refuse to move to 0.0 kinda makes the CFC right when they called them "unrelevant pubbie shitlords".
Zalmun
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#391 - 2014-06-09 07:11:10 UTC
Retar Aveymone wrote:

all at the cost of bankrupting himself. gevlon has done 264b (23% of his claimed total), and he's spent 180b on wardecs (9b * 4 weeks per month * 5 months)


Gevlon Goblin: singlehandedly sinking money out of EVE's economy. You're a true hero GG, keeping EVE's economy churning.

He should write an article about how he's fighting the good fight to prevent mudflation.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#392 - 2014-06-09 08:04:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Pete Butcher
Aoife Fraoch wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:
In his latest comedy sketch (blog), Gevlon tries to mask his irrelevance with a spreadsheet (of course!). Apparently he is the equivalent of a mass pvper, killing thousands of goons. What kind of logic is behind such metric? That's a mystery to be solved...


A mystery that can only be solved if completely misunderstand what the numbers actually mean and throw a few logical fallacies into the mix for the hell of it. He is a comedy gold mine. Whenever I see him post, I can't help but remember that nice Ayn Rand piece that EVE Tribune had on their site a while ago (http://www.eve-tribune.com/index.php?no=6_6&page=3).


I find it funny how he invented this crazy ISK-player equivalence. Let's take an example: if I kill some corp member in a shiny pirate BS the following takes place, according to his logic:
* If other corp members loose cheap stuff, I effectively killed the whole corp, despite never touching them.
* If they fly more expensive stuff (like caps), it may turn out I didn't kill anyone at all.

Now that's some quantum **** there.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#393 - 2014-06-09 11:06:38 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
And in a shocking turn of events, when the rubber meats the road, when its time to nut up or shut up...

None of the Lemmings are willing to move to 0.0!

Someone told them there wasn't a docking ring covering all of nullsec, and that most systems they would fight in don't have a station they can dock in at all.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Oujanika Bollokov
Doomheim
#394 - 2014-06-09 11:06:42 UTC
I have it on good authority that Gevlon's latest master plan to take down GSF involves mailing randoms in the alliance expressing a desire to sign up and milking the alliance dry by leaving the CSPA charge on.

I turd you not.
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#395 - 2014-06-09 13:50:26 UTC
Oujanika Bollokov wrote:
I have it on good authority that Gevlon's latest master plan to take down GSF involves mailing randoms in the alliance expressing a desire to sign up and milking the alliance dry by leaving the CSPA charge on.

Diabolical..

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#396 - 2014-06-09 17:34:11 UTC
Hey Gevlon, can you do your signature mental gymnastics and tell me how the Darwins Lemmings humiliating defeat can be misconstrued into an Absolute Victory for you? Tia
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#397 - 2014-06-09 18:38:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Magnus Cortex
Looks like he is gonna ignore it and posted nothing but obfuscated killboardspeak today, also claimed if he could clone himself we would really be in trouble.

I did get a shoutout though thanks G.

On a brighter note- Black Legion has fled the north (again), TRI left for Geminate and Mordus Angels is being wrecked by our revolutionary new rapid light phoenix doctrine. The odds of someone collecting this bounty are bleak.

Also- an alliance built on stealth bombers crying about dun dun dun stealth bombers

I think they need some more money Cool
Nonnak Severin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#398 - 2014-06-09 22:10:15 UTC
Can we keep this going forever? Every subsequent update on this scheme has been a little parcel of Randroid heaven.

#notallgoblins
Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#399 - 2014-06-09 22:25:11 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:

I find it funny how he invented this crazy ISK-player equivalence. Let's take an example: if I kill some corp member in a shiny pirate BS the following takes place, according to his logic:
* If other corp members loose cheap stuff, I effectively killed the whole corp, despite never touching them.
* If they fly more expensive stuff (like caps), it may turn out I didn't kill anyone at all.

Now that's some quantum **** there.


turns out I've killed a **** ton more people than I thought then! Amazing, at least I can die knowing if I FC a faction BS fleet into a fleet of T1 frigates and lose all my fleet then I effectively didn't actually lose anything, thats pretty damn awesome!

But no seriously keep this going, I love this mass of hilarity!

Actual Link free and scout free solo PvP'er
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#400 - 2014-06-10 02:31:58 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
And in a shocking turn of events, when the rubber meats the road, when its time to nut up or shut up...

None of the Lemmings are willing to move to 0.0!


Oh my god this is such a surprise I never saw this coming!

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