Out of Pod Experience

Not the only thing round on and about her, regardless of measuring system.

A haggard looking Laudenum slams open the door and stomps across the floor to the bar. She has the look of a capsuleer thats been too long in the pod.

"Give me six shots of anything strong. Better yet, throw them all in a glass and I'll drink them here." she says, with obvious fatigue in her voice.

As the bartender starts randomly grabbing bottles to fill the glass, Laudenum looks around and sees the advertisement for the Nutella wrestling match. She turns to the bartender and hooks a thumb over her shoulder.

"Entry fee?" She looks at the negative response and says...

"Alright, who do I talk to about jumping into this." A wan smile crosses her face as she starts to pour back the drink.

Gaellia sits down and takes off her shoes. They're such nice shoes. Bought them on sale last week. She wriggles her toes and a slave comes forward to massage them while Gaellia eats a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream.

The ice cream would be so much better with tons of Nutella on top.

The food of champions!

After her feet are properly massaged the slave is sent away and Gaellia stands up. She takes off her pants and shirt and folds them neatly on her chair. She kneels and prays and gets to her feet again. She looks around the room at the heretics who must be brought before God's justice.

"All right, you godless sinners," she cries, "get ready for your Reclamation!"

Houm, official announcement then:

The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:

Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.

Participants:

Referee (do not behead):

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai

Wrestlers (male/female):

1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f)
8- Laudenum Hayes (f)

Bets:

Contact Ms. Shalua Rui

Final 4 matches:

Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally
Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava
Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana
Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai

Good luck to everyone and I swear it won't hurt, Kirjava...

Like hell you will. I got this!!!

Oh, and Shalua, I'll put a mil on ME!

Chloe lines up in front of Zoe and doesn't move a bit while Zoe undresses her completely from her very special, but not in the ring allowed outfit.

Then Chloe slowly walks over to Alice, swaying her hips while crossing her feet on every step.

While lining up next to Alice like the cloning tanks crated her, Zoe asks in the crowd:

Hmmm, I could do it but would probably be NSFW.

I'm still waiting for the Alice Saki story..........

To be fair, we should wait to hear from the Ref.

Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai

Gaellia throws herself into the ring. "Now will you see the power of the Almighty smite down His enemies within the square circle of Nutella," she says. "Verily, I say unto you, beat the slave until he cries so that he may find purpose in this life and through his suffering will all mankind reach the pinnacle of their life which is to serve the Amarr like the dogs they are.

"Lo! I speak to you sinners with the tongue of the Lord, and I say to each and every one of you, this Nutella is lovely and here will I fight in the name of the Lord, for the Lord dost love Nutella.

"For in the beginning was Nutella, and all things sweet. So sayeth the Lord, who has a big butterknife to spread the Nutella of His word across the face of the Universe so all men may taste and eat and revel in the glorified sweetness that is NUTELLA. Amen, and glory be to God the Everlasting and Great Maker of all things Nutella."

Her prayer delivered, Gaellia is finally ready for battle. And here comes Indahmawar springing into the ring, and with a subtle move she launches herself into the air and clasps her thighs around Gaellia's neck and drives the poor Amarrian into the ground! Well, into the Nutella anyway.

Both women slip and slide in the sticky goodness that is Nutella. They become exhausted and Indahmawar tries to make a Nutella castle while Gaellia wonders how high she can pile the Nutella on top of her head.

After they regain their breath they stand and circle one another, their legs dripping with Nutella. Even their faces are masks with nothing but eyeholes. They grapple! They fight! They wrestle! They get tired again and Gaellia grabs the TV remote to see if anything good is on, but there's no so she supposes they have to fight again.

The referee slaps the TV remote out of Gaellia's hand. "Wrestle, don't watch TV!"

"But there's a shoe sale on in the station," Gaellia says. "If only I could figure a way out of my captain's quarters I might be able to go shopping."

The referee, her head already hurting from Gaellia's long and boring prayer, hits Gaellia over the head. "Go fight!"

"That was mean," Indahmawar says. "I'm supposed to hit Gaellia, like this!" Indahmawar drives her elbow into Gaellia's neck socket and Gaellia goes down. As Indahmawar laughs uproariously Gaellia scoops a handful of Nutella and flings it at Indahmawar's open mouth. It's either choke or swallow....and Indahmawar swallows the Nutella and is disqualified.

Gaellia wins! The referee hold up Gaellia's hand and pronounces the winner but Gaellia, having already won, is now following suit and stuffing her own mouth with Nutella because she doesn't want Indahmawar to eat more than her....and there are some shoes on sale she still needs to buy.

Gaellia wins! Gaellia wins!

Nicely done, Gaellia!!

hehe, just need to find out the winner of the match .....