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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2081 - 2013-06-06 15:40:11 UTC
*7 goes tonsil diving, and takes a break and notices all the eyes watching them

"can we, um, go somewhere... please... Commissar Kate?"

*goes tonsil diving again without waiting for an answer, and remains locked on Commissar Kate's mouth while she leads the both of them to somewhere quiet
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2082 - 2013-06-06 15:58:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
*Kate continues to hold 7's ass and feels it move as they make their way to somewhere quiet out and of the way*
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2083 - 2013-06-06 15:59:39 UTC
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2084 - 2013-06-06 16:05:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
*takes her hands off of 7's ass and starts to unbutton her blouse*

"I forgot what it looks like under there, I think I need to inspect that area again."
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2085 - 2013-06-06 16:07:50 UTC
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2086 - 2013-06-06 16:26:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6639
*9 shows up and is oblivious to the world. then she hears slapping noises and 7 who is apparently in pain:

"*SLAP* ... ELEVEN!"

"*SLAP* ... TWELVE!"

"*SLAP* ... THIRTEEN!"

*9 has paused long enough to confirm the sound and runs in the general direction of the commotion and disappears to the back.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2087 - 2013-06-06 17:32:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Laudenum Hayes
“War.” Thought Laudenum. We are have been war decced, again. She grumbled a string of Matari curses that would have her mother blanching but that was nothing new. She laid in bed stewing over the thought that while she was here recovering, her corporation could be attacked. Random took the news well but having just come off of one war, was reticent about going back into another. She really didn’t blame him. Having met Yiole and seeing what effect she was having on her blockhead brother, she didn’t blame him for not rushing off. But she could not just lay there. Her tower may be attacked and she was useless to its defense.

She climbed out of bed and began pulling tubes and wires. “Mama always said that there is only one person you can depend on.” She recited, the mantra being her credo for everything she had done in life. She started stripping away the flimsy hospital gown exposing bare flesh. She took a moment to look herself over. The scar across her abdomen will be a while in healing. Her left hand was splinted where the last three fingers were dislocated but the scar above her eye was more superficial and was healing nicely. She felt a little thin; perhaps she hadn’t taken the best care of herself in the last months. She made a mental note to program the food synthesizers with a healthier program. She had kept fine muscle tone but was losing the curves that allowed her to fill her clothes better. She turned to the mirror in her room and scanned herself over with a critical eye.

There was a knock on the door and Laudenum absently commented “Come!” as she turned in profile to the mirror. A man walked in and stood silently. Laudenum, still concentrating on the mirror grew tense. Her doctor usually greeted her upon entering and she felt the eyes of this person.

“Does my ass look flat to you?” she asked, trying to turn naturally looking in the mirror but actually squaring up to fight.

“I don’t think so, no.” he responded simply.

“Good answer.” Laudenum said as she finally turned to face her visitor. Her face went through a range of emotions upon seeing him. This was a stranger to her. Not unhandsome but definitely unknown. He was dark skinned Brutor with dreadlocked hair and a carefully trimmed goatee. He was built in a manner that Laud always found pleasing. Fit and breathing. He stood several steps away and appeared to be unarmed. “Anytime a woman asks your opinion on her anatomy, its best to answer with flattery.” She placed her hands on her hips apparently unconcerned with her full nudity. “Can I help you?”

“Are you Laudenum Hayes?” The man asked.

“You’re looking at her.” She responded, self conscious of the splint on her hand and the stapled wound across her belly. “Who the hell are you?” she finished, with a glare.

“I am Loco Kamikaze.” He said simply. “Someone you know by the name of Random asked for me to come here and keep you company while you were healing.” He glanced down to the floor, “I am at your disposal.”
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2088 - 2013-06-06 17:33:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Laudenum Hayes
She walked over to him no longer concerned about her nudity. Instead, she was hoping to use it to her advantage. “So, “said Laudenum trailing fingertips across his chest and arms “you need to do what I say?"

“Yes.” Loco said, his voice just a little husky.

“Good.” She purred in his ear, standing behind him. “First thing I’d like you to do is help get me out of here.”

Nearly an hour had past. Loco returned to Laudenum’s room with a small bundle of clothing. When he entered, Laud was wrapping a white cloth bandage around her midsection and the bed’s sheet was suspiciously torn. It was obvious that the splinted hand was causing some difficulty. She stood up and walked over to Loco who had offered her the bundle of clothing and with a sly smile, she said “Do you think you can help me into these?” She reached into the bundle and extracted a black pair of panties and held them out to him perched on her finger. He swallowed and gingerly took the undergarment.

She didn’t make it easy for him. Every item he dressed her in required him to touch her or reposition her. At his touch she made pleased sounds, hoping to draw him out a bit more but even with the evident frustration she was causing, he was a gentleman. When he slid her brassiere into place, she half expected, even hoped, he would touch her but he dressed her carefully to avoid any chance of aggravating the injuries. When he helped her into her customary pocketed vest, she stepped in very closely and wrapped her arms around his head. She was conscious that she smelled of hospital soap. She had cleaned herself while he was away and even to her, the soap added nothing to heighten the mood. He gently placed his hands on her hips. “Thank you.” She said seriously. She kissed him then, slowly with a building heat. He began to reciprocate and as his hands tightened on her hips, her mouth moved slightly to bite on his lower lip, giving him a pleasant shock of pain. She seductively ran a line of kisses and bites down the side of his neck, holding his head with her splinted hand. A low growl of pleasure rose from his chest.

She opened his shirt, running her hands on his muscular chest. She planted a kiss, followed by a bite and said “And I am very….”

She worked her way down, continuing to bite “…very…”

“…sorry.” Her face brushed his manhood through the tough fabric of his uniform and he issued a growl and a groan of pleasure. The distraction was enough for Laud to reach into the pocket of her vest and surreptitiously withdraw the hypodermic needle filled with the powerful sedative from her Intravenous fluids bag. She pushed the plunger of the hypodermic as she distracted him and a moment later, Loco slipped into unconsciousness and slumped to the floor.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2089 - 2013-06-06 17:35:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Laudenum Hayes
“War dec my corp. and then come to spy on me?” She said, wicked smile on her face. “And you drag my brother’s name into this?” She carefully made him as comfortable as possible on the floor. “If you weren’t so darned cute….” She said, looking wistfully. Be she had work to do. It was time to get back to her corp.

She walked out of the hospital quietly and made her way down to the shipping docks. She quickly made arrangements for a pod and informed the crew of her Rifter that they would be leaving. As she entered the pod and connected to the network through her series of capsuleer implants, she sent a request to her brother Random.

Random answered looking a bit haggard. It was obvious that he was not alone even though his company was not on the picture. “Tell Yiole to take care of you big brother.” She said and the pod was being loaded into the Rifter.

“Wait, “Random said “where are you going?” coming instantly awake. A woman’s groan issued off camera and Laud smiled.

“They sent a spy to watch me, Bro.” said Laud as the pod settled into the cradle. “I didn’t’ kill him but he’ll be sleeping it off for another hour or so. By that time I’ll be well away.” Final checks were being completed, drawing her attention. Random said something but she only caught the word ‘Loco’. “Wait, what did you say?” she asked, her full attention on her brother.

“I said I asked Loco to come visit you while I was away.” Random said with some frustration. “I felt bad leaving you alone.”

Laud paused as she mentally reviewed her actions of the last hour. “Damnit!” she yelled as the pod began filling with fluid. “Favorite brother,” she said with overemphasized friendship, “please do me a favor and profusely apologize to Loco for me.” The pod fluid was shoulder level and climbing quickly. “I owe him for wrongs and will make it up to him with interest when I get back.”

Her voice cut off as she was submerged in fluid.


Late edit: Would like to thank the Rains/Loco for allowing me some free reign (no pun intended) for use with Loco. I thank you!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2090 - 2013-06-06 19:32:33 UTC
LolLolLol

Poor Loco!

LolLolLol
Mizhir
TOP DAMAGE Ltd.
Trigger Happy.
#2091 - 2013-06-06 19:46:58 UTC
Indeed, poor guy

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2092 - 2013-06-06 21:34:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Indah was biking along one of the secondary roads near her family states. As most of the dirt roads in the area, it had been covered with LiveMac, one of the products manufactured by the Fazmarai family. It was a heavily engineered plant, which would root on the dirt and cover it with a highly resilient surface that provided traction and could withstand light use from rolling stock. The plant could live from dirt being deposited on it and rain, and had made a radical change in the meaning of "dirt road" at Indah's home planet.

Indah had planned her outing so it wouldn't take longer than an hour, and would drive her to some of her favorite places in the country. Biking by them, some had changed a lot, others don't, as Indah hadn't been to some since she was a child. As a teen, the city was a more interesting place to be at since Ishtanchuk's family left, in spite of all the social customs being forced on a future lady. As her siblings took different paths in life, Indah was a kind of heir, despite she was the younger child of her parents. Ishtanchuk's determination to have Indah tested and her successful conversion into a capsuleer had changed many things...

Eugerelia, Indahmawar's mother, had married quite young even for Khanid standards. She was merely 22 back then and was completly in love and certain of her decission, and so she married and gave Ruggenor three child, set apart by 3 years as was the custom. That would had been all if weren't for Eugerelia's loose Gallentean genes. At the age of 37, Eugerelia's older child was15 and the younger one 7, and she had the crazy idea that none of her children looked Gallentean enough. That thought built on her and she eventually suggested Rugenor to have yet another child. Ruggenor agreed, and thus Indahmawar was conceived.

Eugerelia's dream became true: the new born child was obviously fairer than her older siblings, and her eyes where of a blurry shade of gray which developed into green after a few weeks. Nobody inrerfered when Eugerelia decided to call her Indahmawar, "beautiful rose", and soon the new baby gathered a lot of attention and risked being spoiled.

But then, not everything was colored pink. Indahmawar's siblings never really befriended her, and she was regarded as a kind of uninvited guest to their brothership. Eugerelia did what she could, but she couldn't master her children's feelings; and anyway, Eugerelia soon found an unsuspected friend for her precious "Mawi".

Ruggenor's older bother, Ishtanchuck's father, had moved to the family states and bringed his family with him. Ishtanchuk was ten when Indahmawar was born and she found the new baby plain fascinating -way more than her own younger siblings. Assisting her aunt Eugerelia was first a game and then a hobby, and Ishtanchuk became a brotherly figure during most of Indah's childhood. Ishtanchuck grew up and developed into a very sexy teen, but she wouldn't stop finding time to spend with her younger cousin. The relationship continued even as Ishtanchuk started a college degree in, of all things, theology -probably the only career she could think of as a good excuse to delay marriage, albeit back in that time nobody figured that one of the most popular marriable misses in the planet could hold a different opinion about becoming the precious property of a fortunate man. Looking at her curvy figure and the whispered fame of her breasts -a whisper which translated into an average of 4 inappropiate "love" poems each week-, everyone figured that Ishtanchuk's family would have a tough time keeping her virgin. Seeing her habit of strolling, talking, going places and even playing with her cousin, 10 years younger, some others dared to hint some inapropiateness. And as the affection for Indahmawar was public and notorious, many sighed in relief when Isthanchuk's family left the planet back to their states. Indahmawar was 11 and Ish 22, and for the next years they would only meet each other occasionally.

Memories of childhood kept Indah busy for most of an hour, unconsciously biking around and avoiding the scarce traffic , and nothing would had broke her concentration if she hadn't noticed a car chasing her. Looking back, Indahmawar saw Kuto's face, and furiously pedaled away. Kuto chased her carefully, keeping a good distance, but obviously he wouldn't go away. Then he horned and Indahmawar stopped, feeling a fit of rage in her veins. How did he dared?

Kuto left the vehicle but rather than meet Indahmawar, he walked around it and opened the back door. With a feeling, Indahamawar stopped and waited, and then she saw Eugerelia exiting the car.

- Maman!
- Mawi!

There was no distance and no time at all as Indahmawar rushed forward and embraced Eugerelia, both them crying in joy. Indahmawar and her mother kissed each other's lip corners, in a traditional family greeting, and then Indahmawar just sunk into Eugerelia's arms, sobbing and making a mess on her moher's dress with her tears. Eugerelia drove Indah into the car, stlil crying, and sat in the back seat so Indah could lay with her head on Eugerelia's lap. As the car started up and Kuto drove them to the family manor, Eugerelia caressed Indah's hair and kept saying:

- All is well, Mawi, all is well... now you are with maman... all is well, my baby, my precious flower. All is well... you're home now.
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2093 - 2013-06-06 22:04:27 UTC
most fun I've had in years

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2094 - 2013-06-06 22:12:32 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
most fun I've had in years



Laud told me shes sorry about what happened. No hard feeling about it.
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2095 - 2013-06-06 22:29:53 UTC
10/10 would do it all over again

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Mizhir
TOP DAMAGE Ltd.
Trigger Happy.
#2096 - 2013-06-06 22:35:16 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
most fun I've had in years


*Miz walks towards Loco

"If you ever find yourself in the need of a lady you can pleassure, you know where my CQ is. "

*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2097 - 2013-06-06 22:55:17 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.

*whispers to Kate*
Miz finally gets the bluuues... Cool

OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe: http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png

Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2098 - 2013-06-07 00:38:43 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
most fun I've had in years


*Miz walks towards Loco

"If you ever find yourself in the need of a lady you can pleassure, you know where my CQ is. "

*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.

Shocked

ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

*Loco looks around and sees 9 who is already staring in his direction. she gives a cute wave with the top half of her hand as if to say 'bye!'

*Loco walks as fast as he can after Mizzy

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2099 - 2013-06-07 07:05:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6639
*9 stops in and finds 7 listening to a song by the jukebox. 7 is staring off into the distance

"what's up? you're alone? where's Commissar Kate?"

*7 slowly snaps out of it: "she's... gone to bed. and I'm awake just because I can't sleep." 7 rests her head on 9's shoulder and continues,"...she's all I can think about."

*9 chuckles and gives 7 a kiss on the forehead. "I'm glad to see you're still bat**** crazy. I was beginning to wonder if we'd lost you. c'mon, let's go home. it would be very nice if you'd keep me company tonight."

*7 pauses for a moment, then cute-hugs 9.

*9 puts a jacket around 7's shoulders and they head home.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2100 - 2013-06-07 08:00:56 UTC
*stumbles in*
>.>
<.<
*nobodie's there, plunders coffee bar*