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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#2021 - 2013-06-05 12:56:57 UTC
Yea its a Daily Fail, but they were the top Google result.

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2022 - 2013-06-05 13:27:55 UTC
"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"

"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked."
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2023 - 2013-06-05 13:58:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
- Would you like some more, miss?
- No, thank you, I already had enough
- Seriously? It's on the house, It is a pleasure to see someone eating it so gladfully!

Indah smiled as the bartender served another ladle of the vegetable soup she was having, seated at the bar in a place called "Three rings", at the Giroulene spaceport. She just had landed in a comemrcial shuttle after deorbiting from her home planet's terminal space station. Using commercial services rather than just hire a shuttle, deorbit and land at her family states was mroe of a nostalgic decission than anything else; Indah fancied to "feel" a bit of her homeland. but not too much.

Rather than dress in the nobility garments she was entitled to, Indah was wearing the latest in Gallentean travel fashion; a white shirt and black trousers with a nanite treatment to keep them good looking after being worn for hours, and in case someone could miss the clue, she was wearing on her feet a pair of ballet flats with the trademark style of a renowned designer; a single one of those slippers was more expensive than the whole rest of her attire. Discretely made up, she looked like a young posh lady, obviously Khanid despite her fairer skin and the green eyes, who had been living for long in Gallentean territory. Which she was in a way, minus for the capsuleer plug showing on the back of her neck, above the collar of the shirt and under her hairline.

Indah finished her lunch as her pad warned her that checking in for her flight had started. With most of her baggage being transported by a courier, Indah just had to take care of a trolley as she walked along the sapceprot halls, into the corridors leading to the airport area. Khanid used thermal engines for aircraft propulsion and so each now and then the roar of jet engines would be heard over the humming sound of the crowd. Shifting moving walkways with ehr agile walk, Indah was about to reach the airport section when she was blocked by a family group, spread all across the walkway. A small queue was forming behind the family and then Indah ehrd a child voice saying:

- Look mom! Iza capsuleer!
- Don't bother the miss, she's not... oh! -answered a feminine voice before ending in a gasp.
- Iza capsuleer! Iza capsuleer!
- Shut up, don't bother!
- Why iz here?

Indah turned around, eventually. There was a little girl, maybe 4, and her mother behind her. The girl's words had gathered some attention as the children from the family group ahead also wanted to see what were those screams about capsuleers. Indah looked forward but now there were several children around her, trying to look what they knew to look for -plugs, plugs all over her back, on her neck, and udner the shirt, which was too thick see them. Some of the adults couldn't pretend to ignore the scene and started looking too, watching the cute Khanid girl in the expensive Gallentean clothes, which apparently was a capsuleer... one of those alien breed, potentially dangerous, and generally loathsome superhuman. But there was nothing superhuman in the short girl who looked ahead stiffingly, blushing and ignoring the growing humming around her, as people looked and then others looked at those who looked. Indah looked around and noticed that most people were foreigners, and so wouldn't understand what she meant if she used her nobility manners to keep peasants in their place.

The crowd reached the end of the moving walkway and the family had to herd the children so they didn't scattered, and then everyone had to go to some other boarding gate, and Indah hurried away from the vanishing crowd who had been watching her, the lone unimpressive capsuleer, having a walk among mortals...

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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2024 - 2013-06-05 14:07:41 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Come to Japan and i'll show you.

There's these girls who have a hairstyle very similar to that and look kinda like Alice's character did yesterday. They look like living asian barbies.

Its really creepy. They try not to blink and their skin is way too made up.

all I hear is "effort" and not in the bad way

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2025 - 2013-06-05 14:08:57 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"

"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked."

7 called dibs on left neck, I call dibs on right. we want to lick your exposed skin

we know about 6. she can come too
Graygor
1kB Realty
#2026 - 2013-06-05 14:11:13 UTC
Ok, the way 9 looks like now is very similar to these anime looking girls in Tokyo.

Though their eyes are bigger.

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2027 - 2013-06-05 14:16:49 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"

"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked."

7 called dibs on left neck, I call dibs on right. we want to lick your exposed skin

we know about 6. she can come too



*is shocked*

"I'm not quite sure I can handle 3 at once, you girls are a handful already."
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2028 - 2013-06-05 14:48:30 UTC
I don't know about just a handful, I've got four or five handfuls to myself.
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2029 - 2013-06-05 14:50:03 UTC
I have faith you can do it, Kate! Big smile

Kirjava wrote:
Yea its a Daily Fail, but they were the top Google result.

....Ehrm...so this is where gallente were made in the first place?

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2030 - 2013-06-05 14:57:56 UTC
Chloe Kaltana wrote:
I have faith you can do it, Kate! Big smile


All I know is I better have a fresh clone waiting afterwards.
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2031 - 2013-06-05 15:03:42 UTC
6 would never go for that anyway, she's too sweet.
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2032 - 2013-06-05 15:05:06 UTC
Agreed. Roll

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2033 - 2013-06-05 15:10:52 UTC
Six is such sweetheart. Thats why I love her so much.

But someone needs to teach that girl how to kiss better.
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2034 - 2013-06-05 15:18:02 UTC
really? looked ok from our...uhm...Oops...*coughs* why? what happened?

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2035 - 2013-06-05 15:20:35 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Six is such sweetheart. Thats why I love her so much.

But someone needs to teach that girl how to kiss better.

hah yeah, that's what she told us was the reason she wanted to find you. such a weak excuse. uhh i mean, cute. how cute.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#2036 - 2013-06-05 15:28:58 UTC
8 is pretty fun too, not too much, not too little.

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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2037 - 2013-06-05 15:38:32 UTC
*humps Kirjavas leg* Agreed. Roll

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#2038 - 2013-06-05 15:42:14 UTC
*is jealous of Chloe and starts humping 9's leg*
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2039 - 2013-06-05 15:48:35 UTC
*shrinks and humps Kates feet to make shure there is no need to be jealous,
then hops on Kirjavas shoulder and sits down* ^.^

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#2040 - 2013-06-05 15:53:04 UTC
*Reflcets on the days of being locked in the bunker with Chloe and 8, and the steamy debauchery that occured within*

"Down girl Cool"

*Pulls her into his lap*

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