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15$/(30*24)=0.02ct/hour. Let's say they need 10 hours to fix this, that's a whopping 20 cent. Don't spend it all at once. Yeah, it sucks to come home from work and not being able to play - But really, it is only a game.



Then you would never get any updates to anything. You really want that?

Right champ, where's my overview settings gone.

Come to that why do the settings return to default as well, got voices and music in my head, loads into that waste of space which was the captains quarters, seriously every crapping theng is back to the default.

Finally made it in, here is how you have to do it:

1. Go into C:/Program Files (x86)/CCP/EVE and run the repair.exe. You may have to run it multiple times as it seems the repair tool is corrupted. Eventually it will update the repair tool and run the repair.

2. Go into C:/Program Files (x86)/CCP/EVE/bin and run the ExeFile. This will bypass the launcher, and, if you're run the repair program, will keep you from getting the incompatible protocol error.

Hope this helps.

Different game.
Different Operating System.
Different Machine.
Didn't get an update.

OMG you are a moron.

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noun
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Synonyms: imbecile - fool - cretin

Launcher update failed.

K, try manual update, worked but now broken.

Try bypassing Launcher, use bin/exefile - protocol incompatible.

Everything broken? REPAIR using repair.exe - nope, that's broken too.

Elevated command line with safemode argument? Nope, that's broken too.

Elevated command line with safemode argument as Administrator? Broken.


Really???

CCP, dafuq

P.S. - to everyone saying "run the repair tool a hundred times, it works" - no it doesn't. Been doing it to pass the time since it's been broken, I've got 32 log folders in my Temp directory with "Errors Occurred".

I see alot of peeps cant sign in. Glad its not just me but this is cutting into my mining time. plz fix CCP.

Seems i also have the pleasure of downloading this borked update! Can connet to both the sites mentioned earlier so long i dont mind waiting a week or 2 for each! Gonna attempt the various work arounds suggested now but frankly CCP i should not be having to look for work arounds! Something as important as the game launcher requires extensive QA testing >before< not >during< live launch!!!

are we undocked yet?

can i bring draek?

Hmm, where do I start with this one?

Timeouts should be configurable It looks like a lot of these issues are related to timeouts accessing some web server resources (e.g. links posted by CCP before).

Infrastructure Resiliency- Hi, welcome CCP to 2013. You should be planning for these kinds of things and any single point of failure that isn't related to actual TQ cluster resources, you should have a resiliency for - like say Amazon (pick your cloud vendor).

Back-out Procedures - I'm not sure we've looked into this enough. It's pretty standard for a change management process to have a cut time where if it isn't working in say 10min, you roll back to previous good state. There are lots of tools to help with this kinda of thing (chef/puppet/EtcKeeper) - but you've got to have this as a process.

Enough with the cowboy **** CCP, I think it's time to mature your processes!

I'm sure, somehow, goons did this.