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The Greater Fool Bar

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#561 - 2013-04-05 06:51:51 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Graygor wrote:
How've you affixed the monitors to that back bar? Using some kind of plastic tags like they use for packing crates or something?

Doesnt it seem odd having the monitors portrait instead of landscape? How do you manage to fit the UI in?

I'm just wondering as I have diabolical plans for when I move in May and I want my office looking fab. And since I'll be boss I can play eve at work.... maybe! Big smile


gravity and some zip ties. currently tape

the UI isn't that bad, in fact it's more proportional to the vertical windows like overview and local. mission 1 // mission 2

you get used to it.


Huh... all those computers are yours?

And you run 5 missions at once??Shocked

*Indah faints for a second*

I think I need some more coffee now...
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#562 - 2013-04-05 06:56:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
no, just the one I'm sitting at. the rest belong to my housemates

and yeah, i roll out with all five rains in their ships... currently i'm kicking it with some miner friends in...

Rain6635: Noctis
Rain6636: Orca
Rain6637: Nightmare
Rain6638: Rattlesnake
Rain6639: Basilisk

and it's one mission at a time, ...five different missions at once would be insane

currently lvl 4's... waiting for Rain5 and Rain6 to be perfect logi pilots... then i'll take on Vanguards by myself. (went in a Vanguard with just 7, 8, and 9 in two rattlesnakes and a nightmare, and I held tank between them with shield and energy transfers... but I couldn't break the sansha rats. need less tank, more dps, so basically 5 and 6 on site with basilisks. ... or two more rattlesnakes lol the rains are BEAST!)
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#563 - 2013-04-05 08:53:47 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
gravity and some zip ties. currently tape

the UI isn't that bad, in fact it's more proportional to the vertical windows like overview and local. mission 1 // mission 2

you get used to it.

AWESOME!! (x.x)

This poor lil lvl4 had no chance against your hordes of drones... ^.^

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#564 - 2013-04-05 09:03:24 UTC
I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#565 - 2013-04-05 12:40:57 UTC
Graygor wrote:
I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.


I wouldn't feel comfortable with 2 accounts in space, frankly. But at least Rain acknowledges that running 5 missions at once would be unusual. Lol
Yiole Gionglao
#566 - 2013-04-05 12:47:04 UTC
*Yiole steps into the bar, walking slowly as if she was aching about something*

Huh... you say you're selling Coffee Whiskey now? I'll take one...

*Yiole takes a drink form her glass of coffee whiskey, then says, adressing nobody*

Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...

*Ouch*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#567 - 2013-04-05 13:30:37 UTC
*Random sees the Coffee Whiskey making rounds and orders a double*

*Notices that Yiole seems to be experiencing some discomfort and buys her a double as well.*

*....then offers her the electrical tape.*

The adhesive isn't as strong but it hurts less when you tear it off. Blink

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#568 - 2013-04-05 13:31:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P

edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#569 - 2013-04-05 13:33:39 UTC
Or just more of Indah's Coffee Whiskey....

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Yiole Gionglao
#570 - 2013-04-05 13:38:53 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P

edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP


I... barely... don't... have... words...

*AAAAIIIIYEEEEE!!!!!!*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#571 - 2013-04-05 13:40:32 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P

edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP


I... barely... don't... have... words...

*AAAAIIIIYEEEEE!!!!!!*


Shhh, shhh, come here, come here... I have this soothing ointment... do you dare to rub it yourself or you need some volunteer?
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#572 - 2013-04-05 13:45:12 UTC
*readys >micro auxilliary nano remote skin repping module< just in case*
Yiole Gionglao
#573 - 2013-04-05 13:56:02 UTC
*Yiole and Indah have gone upstairs, to Indah's appartment. From outside the door, a definite sound of purring can be heard*

- Is that better? Do you need some more?
- Ahhh, feeling better now...
- It's an old family recipe, it soothes everything, and you can use it on BBQs too
- Huh, Indah... I have a question... Have you ever rubbed another woman's bossom before? You're quite good...
- ...!

*Yiole purrs, and Indah's blush can be perfectly sensed through The Door...*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#574 - 2013-04-05 14:33:42 UTC
*inconveniently, a slight malfunction in the internal speaker system broadcasts this to the patrons of the Greater Fool Bar. All motion stops within the bar as the presumed innocent medical attention causes the patrons to wonder......*

*Random motions to the bartender*

Ice water, please. Lots and lots of ice water.

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#575 - 2013-04-05 15:00:20 UTC
*sits on the piano and starts playing a soothing melody*
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#576 - 2013-04-05 15:36:13 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:

Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...

Sounds like an interesting story.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#577 - 2013-04-05 15:38:28 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Yiole Gionglao wrote:

Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...

Sounds like an interesting story.


It's going to be a Gallente Broadcast system Holo special next week. Blink

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Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#578 - 2013-04-05 15:44:09 UTC
*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#579 - 2013-04-05 15:59:31 UTC
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?


Depends on your level of voyeur. Roll

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#580 - 2013-04-05 19:56:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Yiole walks down to the bar and everyone stares at her*

Huh? Wha'ts going on?

*Suddenly, Yiole's voice can be heard saying:

Hmm, that sweet lil' b*** really could start a career with those hands... F*** me if she wasn't getting me a little aroused...

*Indah strieks down the audio main switch and rushes upstairs...*