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The Greater Fool Bar

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#301 - 2013-03-15 11:10:15 UTC
Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar.

And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Blink

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#302 - 2013-03-15 14:33:22 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar.

And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Blink


Do you want some peanuts with that?
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#303 - 2013-03-15 16:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
staggers over to the bar and puts pile of DOG TURD on ust to **** everyone off Big smile
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#304 - 2013-03-15 17:14:23 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar.

And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Blink


Do you want some peanuts with that?

Got any Wasabi Peas?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#305 - 2013-03-15 23:04:10 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar.

And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Blink


Do you want some peanuts with that?

Got any Wasabi Peas?


We got everything, and in case we don't, or we run out of it, we just imagine it -said the teen waitress with a yellow Alice band.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#306 - 2013-03-16 23:05:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai keeps browsing channels on the main screen*

Minmatarr Channel #204: What's up, Doc? Episode 7: headaches.

I guess we could use a doctor around here. Shocked

*Indahmawar Fazmarai tries to not think of the episode about stomach-aches and sips some Coke Zero from her Garfield mug*

Good night everyone and be good...
Yiole Gionglao
#307 - 2013-03-17 09:15:05 UTC
*Yiole Gionglao wakes up in her rent room at the Greater Fool bar. Not surprisingly, he was gone; albeit Yiole had developed a sense to avoid fetishists, that sense would misfire sometimes... The guy tonight wasn't one of the worst, certainly none of the weirdos who would try and lick her capsuleer plugs or press the valve seals with his fingers, but he was too eager to go and tell how he had "scored an egg". His preference for large women, though, put him in a situation where he couldn't refuse a second (and more satisfactory) round, and all in all, he took too much capsuleer aggro and left the grid as soon as Yiole fell asleep...*

Sunday, huh? I wonder wether they will serve a good breakfast here... These Fazmarai gurls wouldn't tell how to make a fried egg from a poached one, but, they must have some kind of cook...?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#308 - 2013-03-17 10:45:16 UTC
i can haz coffee n cheezburger?
Baqrub Al'Suqm'dong
Perkone
Caldari State
#309 - 2013-03-17 10:50:01 UTC
quite a lot of basement dwellers in here heuheuhuehueuh
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#310 - 2013-03-17 10:52:14 UTC
Yes, you can. For a price, of course, this is no charity.

*Indahmawar Fazmarai notices Yiole waving at her*

- What do you want?
- Give that guy a 1 ISK rebate, i owe that to him.
- Will-not-ask...
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#311 - 2013-03-17 10:53:53 UTC
*pays for le coffee & cheezburger*
Yiole Gionglao
#312 - 2013-03-17 10:55:17 UTC
*hands Indah 1 ISK and nods Liafcipe9000*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#313 - 2013-03-17 11:08:57 UTC
*goes up to the karaoke corner*
*plays this song*


Angel, angel, what have I done?
I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire
I've conquered country, crown, and throne
Why can't I cross this river?

Pay no mind to the battles you've won
It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
Open your heart and hands, my son
Or you'll never make it over the river

It'll take a lot more than words and guns
A whole lot more than riches and muscle
The hands of the many must join as one
And together we'll cross the river
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#314 - 2013-03-17 14:32:14 UTC
Oh, why didn't SOMEONE warn me it was St. Patrick's day?

*Indahmawar presses a 4 digit code on the Bar's main computer. All lights shift to green, extra beer and whiskey is ordered, police is warned and waitresses are asked to double-shift and a video starts playing on the main screen*

Paddy's Day

Ready!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#315 - 2013-03-17 23:27:07 UTC
*At the empty bar, Indahmawar seats in a sofa before the main screen and turns on the TV*

OK, so nobody celebrates Paddy's day in this corner of galaxy... So let's see some random Caldari TV show instead...

*Nermal the ressurrected sabretooh lies by Indah's feet and rests his huge head on the sofa*

Don't drool on that, Nermal...
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#316 - 2013-03-18 02:24:08 UTC
*Puts a song in the Jukebox*
How to Stay Aligned

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Yiole Gionglao
#317 - 2013-03-18 07:48:04 UTC
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
*Puts a song in the Jukebox*
How to Stay Aligned


Oh my, that's bucking friliant!! Lol

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#318 - 2013-03-18 11:16:03 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
*Puts a song in the Jukebox*
How to Stay Aligned


Oh my, that's bucking friliant!! Lol

He should have stayed aligned :D

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#319 - 2013-03-19 14:06:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
*Puts a song in the Jukebox*
How to Stay Aligned

*goes up to the karaoke stage*

welcome to the space dock
there is nothing to fear
you should give your stuff to me
i’ll protect it all right here
sit down here right next to me
i’ll tell you what to do
give that man some money
he will double it for you
that girl she has a pretty face
just don’t look in her pants
and since we are talking
would you like some secret plans
its half the price of everyone else
that is selling here
you can buy it straight from me
without any fear
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#320 - 2013-03-19 14:17:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai waits for Liafcipe to finish, then goes to the karaoke stage*

...then she picks the wrong tune, from the wrong game, and it doesn't even haves lyrics...

*Indahmawar dances to the tune, doing her best to look like it was intended Oops *