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The Greater Fool Bar

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1 - 2013-02-23 20:13:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar, turns on the lights and all machines. Waitresses and dancers start coming in, the cook lites his stoves, someone strikes the jukebox and music starts playing. Then Ms. Fazmarai raises the blinds and sticks a sign by the door*

Quote:
The GREATER FOOL BAR public notice to all customers:

Due to the NEED to escape the weird events going on in CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, this BAR/PUB opens for the PUBLIC SERVICE of capsuleers of all races, trades and persuassions. Albeit we can not GUARANTEE your safety nor that of your SHIP while in our premises, we will offer you the FINEST Drinks and Food and Women (and Men) and Gambling and Sports and Games in all of Out of Pod Experience. We have ROOMS for hire, PRIVATE booths and any other SERVICES you can name.

WELCOME if you're a FRIEND and take notice of the SUPERCAPITALS parked outside and the WEAPONS worn by our personnel.

Have FUN, do not shoot each other, don't grab the dancers too hard and GIVE GOOD TIPS.

~The Fazmarai cousins, in the date of Today, Out Of Pod Experience~


DISCLAIMER: We don't run this place, but we have an arrangement with the people who do.


You're welcome, take a seat, have a drink, and let the fun begin...
Mizhir
Escalated.
Project Gungnir.
#2 - 2013-02-23 20:24:51 UTC
Any special drink for the first customer?

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#3 - 2013-02-23 20:33:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Do i look like a waitress?

*Indahmawar grumpily hands a halved bottle of beer to Mizhir.*
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#4 - 2013-02-23 20:36:28 UTC
Sure... you have the "Finest Women", but where are the men?

*walks away a dissatisfied customer*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#5 - 2013-02-23 20:39:15 UTC
*a waiter intercepts Qaidan Alenko and kisses his lips*

There is something for everyone here, as long as it is legal and you would tell it to your mother.
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#6 - 2013-02-23 20:40:27 UTC
Well... ok... fine... I'll take that Cosmo now...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7 - 2013-02-23 20:42:25 UTC
*Puts a few ISK into the Video Jukebox*

Space Age Love Song
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#8 - 2013-02-23 21:00:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters her private appartment on the second floor. She removes her trousers and jacket and walks to the living room, scantly clad in a light shirt and her panties. She starts up a console, then loads her saved game of Hello Kitty Zombie Carnage. Outside of the room, Nermal the resurrected sabretooth guards the door...*

Ah, there's no home like the place where you can scratch your breasts and nobody notice...
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-02-23 21:04:41 UTC
are you hiring? i could use a job. I do great barback

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Mizhir
Escalated.
Project Gungnir.
#10 - 2013-02-23 21:07:48 UTC
*Miz leans back in the couch in front of the TV and enjoys the Tournament.*

damn, those Sins dropped fast.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Astenion
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-02-23 22:59:46 UTC
*Walks in, fires a shot into the air*

"EVERYBODY OUT! INTERGALACTIC SUMMIT IS THE NEXT COMMERCIAL PORTHOLE OVER."
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12 - 2013-02-23 23:07:22 UTC
I object, this is not an in-character bar and we aren't role-playing!

*Indah just notices how she forgot to pick up her trousers, and rushes upstairs*

And don't shoot the ceiling, it's just painted!
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-02-24 02:08:32 UTC
i... i'm sorry. mom? is... is that you?

it's so weird, I swear I hear a hag trynna tell me what to do

I challenge you to a duel swordfight

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#14 - 2013-02-24 09:19:08 UTC
No, i'm not your mother. Will you get away from the coffee machine? I *seriously* need some hot java to wake up today...
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-02-24 10:49:49 UTC
anyone wanna join me for some action figure fun in my CQ

dibs on Diane and Julia!

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#16 - 2013-02-24 11:08:46 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
anyone wanna join me for some action figure fun in my CQ

dibs on Diane and Julia!


I can't recall to have seen those Barbies in my NEx Store...Lol
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#17 - 2013-02-24 12:21:19 UTC
*enters the bar and politely orders a Bloody Mary and a personal Logi for my table* ^-^
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-02-24 12:28:54 UTC
(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)

*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor*

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#19 - 2013-02-24 13:49:25 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)

*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor*


Intergalactic Summit has got rules. But we don't know what "rules" mean.

Also, I couldn't order a Zero Coke in my Garfield mug if this was IS...

*Indahmawar sips from her Garfield mug, then spits violently on the floor*

Doh, this ain't coke! Who's the Pepsi scoundrel?? Evil
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-02-24 14:21:19 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
walks in ...***** in a pint pot ....... leaves it on the bar ....walks out TwistedBig smile
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