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Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union update: TONIGHT AT 0:00
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The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#441 - 2012-04-07 02:03:38 UTC
I am literally turgid with mirth!

An interesting financial storm coming. 3 things are going to happen soon that are going to starve the minerals market:

1) No more mineral drops from drones
2) no more T1 loot from rats
3) Hulkageddon V

You have my Catalyst! Start moving your liquidity into assets boys!
Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#442 - 2012-04-07 03:21:14 UTC
WOOHOO!!! GO HELLICITY!!!

Adapt or Die
Jita Bloodtear
Bloodtear Labs
#443 - 2012-04-07 03:33:07 UTC
Well I bought hundreds of mackinaws from the market before a price spike. Let the games begin
God's Apples
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#444 - 2012-04-07 05:09:16 UTC
Jita Bloodtear wrote:
Well I bought hundreds of mackinaws from the market before a price spike. Let the games begin


Dafuq you afford 100 macinaws?

"Hydra Reloaded are just jealous / butthurt on me / us because we can get tons of PVP action in empire while they aren't good enough to get that." - NightmareX
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#445 - 2012-04-07 06:02:39 UTC
/Me giggles madly...

URP-SPLOSION!!!

Ni.
Sizeof Void
Ninja Suicide Squadron
#446 - 2012-04-07 08:53:49 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:

Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.

Hmm.....

So, just supposing on the off-chance - one in a billion - that Jita doesn't actually get entirely "burned to the ground"... is Hulkageddon still on?

BTW - has any one actually defined what "burned to the ground" means? A couple dozen frieghters ganked, or Jita local at 0 players by the end of the weekend? Personally, I'd settle for defining it as eliminating all Jita scammers and spammers from local for a day.
Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#447 - 2012-04-07 11:25:09 UTC
Sizeof Void wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:

Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.

Hmm.....

So, just supposing on the off-chance - one in a billion - that Jita doesn't actually get entirely "burned to the ground"... is Hulkageddon still on?

BTW - has any one actually defined what "burned to the ground" means? A couple dozen frieghters ganked, or Jita local at 0 players by the end of the weekend? Personally, I'd settle for defining it as eliminating all Jita scammers and spammers from local for a day.


it means " when the goons are done with their weekend of shenanigans" in this context. :)
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#448 - 2012-04-07 12:39:27 UTC
Sizeof Void wrote:
Personally, I'd settle for defining it as eliminating all Jita scammers and spammers from local for a day.


How do you kill docked peoples ? I would pay for this.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#449 - 2012-04-07 16:43:16 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Sizeof Void wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:

Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.

Hmm.....

So, just supposing on the off-chance - one in a billion - that Jita doesn't actually get entirely "burned to the ground"... is Hulkageddon still on?

BTW - has any one actually defined what "burned to the ground" means? A couple dozen frieghters ganked, or Jita local at 0 players by the end of the weekend? Personally, I'd settle for defining it as eliminating all Jita scammers and spammers from local for a day.


it means " when the goons are done with their weekend of shenanigans" in this context. :)

Yeah. If you guys stay the hell away from Jita, the weekend might stretch on too long, so just feed us those freighter kills then you can get back to your hauling while the miners get their share of some fun (tm).

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#450 - 2012-04-07 18:07:59 UTC
I am preparing for this. Haven't been in HG since the 1st or 2nd.
Styth spiting
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#451 - 2012-04-07 20:58:49 UTC
"For every ten hulks/macks you kill AND send a congratulatory evemail, you will receive 100 MILLION isk."

It's going to be great when all the people who follow though with ganking indy ships realize they wont be getting payouts and realize they lost millions of isk in ships / modules. You know, because Goons would never scam, mislead or not follow though with these payouts.

In the end it will be great. Gankers will get screwed over, bots will be destroyed, the industry / market as a whole will be ruined for everyone besides Goons and a few smart indy folks.
JFDeckard
Flux Divinity
#452 - 2012-04-07 21:04:21 UTC
So, ye bitsh were banned because of botmining? Pirate
Vangelios
#453 - 2012-04-07 23:04:15 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:

Conflict.
...
Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.
...

Conflict is state of mind.
Conflict is not in the heart nor soul, it's in the head.

... Each small candle Lights a corner of the dark...
Xenuria
#454 - 2012-04-08 01:32:29 UTC
Styth spiting wrote:
"For every ten hulks/macks you kill AND send a congratulatory evemail, you will receive 100 MILLION isk."

It's going to be great when all the people who follow though with ganking indy ships realize they wont be getting payouts and realize they lost millions of isk in ships / modules. You know, because Goons would never scam, mislead or not follow though with these payouts.

In the end it will be great. Gankers will get screwed over, bots will be destroyed, the industry / market as a whole will be ruined for everyone besides Goons and a few smart indy folks.


yup... except the market will fix itself in a few hrs after goons let up.

CSM 12 Candidate
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#455 - 2012-04-08 01:34:11 UTC
Dante Hellgast wrote:
Sweet. Will be waiting in anticipation for a Date.



Helicity, looks like Dante is looking for a date....is that one of the rewards?

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

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Grog Drinker
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#456 - 2012-04-09 19:45:06 UTC
Zills
State War Academy
Caldari State
#457 - 2012-04-23 14:59:43 UTC
Grog Drinker wrote:
http://tuskers.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13006549

A wonderful taste of things to come.


How did you ever manage to defeat that Civ Shield Booster?

That's one miner who deserves to lose his ship.
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/retards.jpg
tessrgoonssheep baaaaaaahhhh
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#458 - 2012-04-23 21:22:33 UTC
Zills wrote:
Grog Drinker wrote:
http://tuskers.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13006549

A wonderful taste of things to come.


How did you ever manage to defeat that Civ Shield Booster?

That's one miner who deserves to lose his ship.
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/retards.jpg




holy geesus batdog!!!!
did your mama buy you them nice shiny Ore strip miners?
next time you fit your hulk like that, convo me, baby, so I can send you 5 million isk so you can fit a couple more Civilian Sbs.
with that fit, my chihuahua couldn't penetrate it. Lol
that's even better of a fit than the humpty dumpty clown flying thru Parts in Gallente low sec 3 years ago in a Raven with no shields because he's such a badass and he's in a raven, so nothing can touch him. P
Somebody needs to stop thinking they're MC Hammer. Big smile
Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#459 - 2012-04-24 07:47:07 UTC
Remember boys and girls! Hulkageddon starts this sunday!

Our technicians are setting up the leaderboard pages and EVE-kill filters right now, so you won't have to use a specific killboard this year \o/

Also, you the payout system for the goonsurance is in place!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#460 - 2012-04-24 08:01:50 UTC
Hulkageddon Orphanage will be open again soon?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny