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Whats the nerdiest thing you've ever heard in Eve?

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God Rays
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-04-23 01:02:02 UTC
For me, it's HTFU.

You made an acronym for growing space-balls.

Nerds.
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Cat Scratch Fevers
#2 - 2012-04-23 01:06:22 UTC
for me it's the term "ePeen" that one always cracks me up.

Nothing clever at this time.
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#3 - 2012-04-23 01:12:45 UTC
People who talk about their girlfriends all the time, the ones that do so clearly only do it as it's as much of a shock to them as it is to the rest of the world that they managed to get one.

Damn nature, you scary!
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#4 - 2012-04-23 01:21:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Serge Bastana
Or possibly the ones who bring their girlfriends into the game and talk to them in chat, they're probably actually sat at home wearing a gas mask and talking to a sock puppet wearing an ice cream cone for a hat.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#5 - 2012-04-23 01:37:05 UTC
Fapping on comms in the middle of a fleet.... *shudders*
Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#6 - 2012-04-23 01:40:56 UTC
Super Chair wrote:
Fapping on comms in the middle of a fleet.... *shudders*


I guess that explains the lemming in fleet when you tell them not to jump the gate.

Adapt or Die
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#7 - 2012-04-23 02:02:17 UTC
Fanfest.

Yeeee! 
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#8 - 2012-04-23 02:04:22 UTC
Did someone say jump the gate? I'd better hurry.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Mathias Hex
#9 - 2012-04-23 02:18:02 UTC
masternerdguy

I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#10 - 2012-04-23 02:30:19 UTC
Quote:
Whats the nerdiest thing you've ever heard in Eve?


Tippia and Akita T

Mr EpeenCool
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-04-23 02:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Proteus Maximus
I once thought it necessary to share the fact I had gone afk to swipe the batteries out of my wifes vibrator for my mouse...What?

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-04-23 02:44:02 UTC
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#13 - 2012-04-23 02:48:55 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Ehonor disputes.

This and smack in Dodi local.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Argaral
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-04-23 02:49:25 UTC
Super Chair wrote:
Fapping on comms in the middle of a fleet.... *shudders*


Why do you think I have a 2nd tv? Come on, I have spare time in the fleet!
Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-04-23 03:13:42 UTC
This guy tried to recruit me, all the while in vent he was streaming roman music. Because he was the corp "emperor"...

Something clever
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-04-23 03:15:23 UTC
Internet Toughguys(tm) consistantly saying things like "move level 4 agents to lowsec" or "for the tears" type crap. Basicly stupid things you here in the movies that are more like "Meet me back behind the gym after school where CONCORD teachers won't be there to protect you" or "Ah...you going to crwy...you going to crwya".

Yup, typical EVE / TV / Hollywood stereotype bullshit from a bunch of Internet Toughguys(tm) which have never seen before
Nex apparatu5
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-04-23 04:45:48 UTC
God Rays wrote:
For me, it's HTFU.

You made an acronym for growing space-balls.

Nerds.


For me, it was someone who thought HTFU was an acronym that was invented by people playing a serious internet spaceships game.
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#18 - 2012-04-23 04:53:25 UTC
Fly safe

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
God Rays
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-04-23 04:53:36 UTC
Nex apparatu5 wrote:
God Rays wrote:
For me, it's HTFU.

You made an acronym for growing space-balls.

Nerds.


For me, it was someone who thought HTFU was an acronym that was invented by people playing a serious internet spaceships game.


For me, it was topped by someone who kept track.

What's up, Test, I thought you were supposed to be good at this.
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-04-23 05:12:33 UTC
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