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Boomhaur
#41 - 2012-04-23 00:37:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Boomhaur
Yuck Fou McSpangler wrote:

Its a well known fact that goons are Honest, full of Integrity and fun loving people with a will to help others. Sort of like the Internet boy scouts who would go out of their way to help old ladies across the street.
Give them your deposit and enjoy your new life with Goonswarm.


I prefer to think of them as girl scouts, they have cookies.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Enquirer
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2012-04-23 02:16:04 UTC
If you are stupid enough to give goons isk, you deserve to lose it. goons do not accept people from eve that are not already part of goons elsewhere.
period.
To deal with a goon is to be backstabbed, cheated, and just plain screwed with.
but go ahead... think that you are special and they really want you.... lol
Dollar Bills
STACKED DECK
#43 - 2012-04-23 03:15:08 UTC
give me 500m and I will insure this transaction
FeAKz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2012-04-23 03:34:29 UTC
Dollar Bills wrote:
give me 500m and I will insure this transaction

I offer the services of checking insurance documents to make sure everything is current and claimable when **** hits the fan.

I charge a 200m nominal fee.

It sounds like a lot but the costs are far worse when you make a claim that won't be honored!
Klown Walk
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-04-23 05:54:51 UTC
I only charge 400m to join this pro pvp corp.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#46 - 2012-04-23 06:43:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Eugene Kerner
It is perfectly fine. The goons were scammed by so many haters who pretended that they want to join that they (and all other big 0.0 Alliances) have to be careful with new promising members.
Also I can confirm that their transport sevice works just fine.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#47 - 2012-04-23 13:08:33 UTC
Well...no definative answer here..i imagine OP has just given up on Eve and gone off to play with his Dolls

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
altaholick
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2012-04-23 13:32:32 UTC
Gotta love the goon version of the idiot tax. If you really want into goons go to the somethingaweful forum get a good post history for a couple months and then you may get sponsored.
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2012-04-23 14:38:19 UTC
Brock Crusher wrote:
I have to ask, is this a scam or real? No i didnt give money to anyone. Just need to know before i do. They want well over 300m to prove im not a spy or something.


The fact alone your asking should be the answer in itself one would think.

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THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#50 - 2012-04-23 14:56:54 UTC
altaholick wrote:
Gotta love the goon version of the idiot tax. If you really want into goons go to the somethingaweful forum get a good post history for a couple months and then you may get sponsored.



Shut up faceless, you don't know what you're talking about.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
cratais
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2012-04-23 15:16:09 UTC
If you want to know if they are trustworthy or not well lets take a look at the name of their alliance goons to me that screams out that they are a trustworthy group heck if I was in jita right now and seen a player with the word goon in their name offering to double any amount of isk I send them I would send them all I have in my wallet cause I know they are legit.
Anslo
Scope Works
#52 - 2012-04-23 16:33:20 UTC
/start buzzkill

No it's not, it's a well known Goon scam. Don't do it.

/end buzzkill

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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#53 - 2012-04-23 18:15:36 UTC
Here, straight from the babe's mouth:

https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe

"Joining GoonWaffe

If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck."

I post this not because I care if you lose isk, but because I love seeing Goons squirm for some odd reason. Damn, I love the metagame!
Pope Pious TheFirst
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2012-04-23 18:31:17 UTC
What's a Goon? never heard of them.
Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2012-04-23 18:43:49 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Here, straight from the babe's mouth:

https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe

"Joining GoonWaffe

If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck."

I post this not because I care if you lose isk, but because I love seeing Goons squirm for some odd reason. Damn, I love the metagame!



Yes because posting common knowledge is "metagaming"
FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2012-04-23 19:11:51 UTC
So many goon alts in one thread. Amazing.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#57 - 2012-04-23 20:54:54 UTC
Ustrello wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Here, straight from the babe's mouth:

https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe

"Joining GoonWaffe

If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck."

I post this not because I care if you lose isk, but because I love seeing Goons squirm for some odd reason. Damn, I love the metagame!



Yes because posting common knowledge is "metagaming"


Screwing over other people by passing along information is though. Good day, Sir!
Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2012-04-23 23:02:15 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Ustrello wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Here, straight from the babe's mouth:

https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe

"Joining GoonWaffe

If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck."

I post this not because I care if you lose isk, but because I love seeing Goons squirm for some odd reason. Damn, I love the metagame!



Yes because posting common knowledge is "metagaming"


Screwing over other people by passing along information is though. Good day, Sir!



Not really but whatever helps you sleep at night
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-04-23 23:07:31 UTC
goons gave me 5bil to buy a JF to bring all my stuff down to nullsec, they also set me blue in exchange i jump 1 load of ammo down o them every week or so, but since i am blue i can jump as much as i want down there to sell anything i want, i make billions or isk selling overpriced modules and ships ( nullbears have lots of isk but no way to make stuff it seems !!! )

IMO give them the money and take your biggest ships down there first, chances are they will escort you if you have some big slow ship, but risking a drake or something lame like that they won't.
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#60 - 2012-04-23 23:35:01 UTC
Am I the only one that realized that the OP is a goon alt?

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