Out of Pod Experience

Some fun facts about girls:



Did you know that it is just as likely that you will get struck by lightning in your lifetime, as it is that you will stay with your first love your entire life? The younger you are, the less likely that "until death do us part" will transpire and the more likely that your affections will fizzle into oblivion (even though you don't think so now)


The average relationship expectancy in the united states is 2-4 years, where as the commitment of having children is more like 20-25 in the current economy. Can you say child support checks?


Unemployment has a major affect on marriage rates. Since men are having less high paying jobs and women are having more jobs similar to men, marriage rates have steeply plummeted. Reason being, those gold digging bitches no longer have their incentive to stay.


HPV, the Human papillomavirus Virus has a conservative 80% infection rate worldwide. People generally understand that women get cervical cancer from this little bug, but are entirely unaware that men get disfiguring throat cancers from it. That means that eating (you no what) is extremely bad for your health, and if you are sexually active at all you have pretty much contracted the disease.


Active HPV infections last for at least 2 years before a healthy immunity system renders the virus temporarily dormant. So if you have more then one partner every two years, you are exposing yourself to a new strain with each additional partner that you have. It's like catching a new flew, and in doing so you are likely increasing your odds of developing life threatening cancers that require disfiguring surgery, chemotherapy and radiation. If she won't stay with you for your money, your looks or you personality... how will you fair after disfiguring surgery?


There are only a few purely hunter gather societies left on earth. These living fossils of the old human condition have some very interesting traits. Things like no word for a number larger then 3, and no concept of official marriage ceremony. Men and women just start sleeping next to a camp fire together, and if they do it long enough they say they are "married". The funny part, is that these tribal people are referred to as serial monogamists, meaning that they never stay with the same person for more then a couple of years. They will bounce from person to person, becoming married and unmarried without ceremonies of any kind. You guessed it... every 2-4 years or so. The exact same amount of time that modern day relationships last. Coincidence? I think not!



Still feeling like looking for true love?
I know I am!

This is sounds like good advice. (Bolded for emphasis). If they exist that's where I'll be going next.

Epic win

Start by ignoring everything that has been said in this thread.

Alternatively, be one of those people who complains about "no girls on the internet" and "EVE women are ugly", realize that it's pretty weird to hate women but want to sleep with them, and admit that what you'd really like is a nice {censored} in your {censored}. Then all you need to do is seduce one of these wonderful men here, and you'll be happy for the rest of your life.

I think there is something to learn here.

I didn't want that woman's husband anyway.

I only say this girls/womans are waste of time and waste of cash never bother with they. You will have hell of a better life being single and screwing around.