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94 Characters with 'Chuck Norris' in the name...
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Serene Repose
#21 - 2012-04-15 21:24:13 UTC
I named my son Batman. He's in prison now for attempted murder.
Good thing I hadn't fallen asleep yet.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Mathias Hex
#22 - 2012-04-15 21:58:17 UTC
Who the hell gives a **** about chuck norris. Ohh look at me I do karate in my skin tight jeans, give me a break. I have ignored this issue until now, I had to look at that fucks name in every single MMO to date. Who gives a ****!!! I would rather hear you talk about how good bacon is even though we all know how awesome bacon is. chuck is not awesome certainly not on the same level as bacon.

Let that dipshits memory die, his farce of a career died centuries ago. Enough about ******* chuck norris in ******* MMO's

I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k.
A Lunchbox
Elysian Technologies Enclave
Fraternity.
#23 - 2012-04-15 23:24:11 UTC
Yes, free up Carl Sagan. Because this is his Cosmos.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#24 - 2012-04-16 08:04:36 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
The original character with simply Chuck Norris as the name, is of course one of thousands and thousands of character names who were entered in under trial accounts and never played. Just simply to lock in the name and forgotten about. The character Chuck Norris was created almost eight years ago.

CCP, what is the update on names being freed up on trial accounts that never activated a subscription?


I don't remember trail accounts existing 8 years ago. I could be wrong of course.

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Ch3244
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2012-04-16 08:12:59 UTC
not many ch3244s
Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-04-16 08:15:51 UTC
Made this character last year. I took the name solely for the fact that no one else had. Also, does anyone remember the original digital messiah from SWG?

Something clever
Espen Egak
x13
Pandemic Horde
#27 - 2012-04-16 08:16:36 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
The original character with simply Chuck Norris as the name, is of course one of thousands and thousands of character names who were entered in under trial accounts and never played. Just simply to lock in the name and forgotten about. The character Chuck Norris was created almost eight years ago.

CCP, what is the update on names being freed up on trial accounts that never activated a subscription?


500 people named something with:
Satan
Jesus
God

and there is actually a SATAN who has been playing the whole time :)
Lt Angus
Goat Herders
#28 - 2012-04-16 09:18:42 UTC
I always wanted space jesus but was taken Sad
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-04-16 09:22:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Halete
I knew that my talent for bull-shitting character names on the fly would come in handy some day.

... Now if only I didn't need a Title to pronounce it.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
ChuckNorris InSpace
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-04-16 09:27:42 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Chuck Norris can play Eve without a sub. CCP wouldn't dare.


qft
Jack Paladin
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-04-16 12:34:44 UTC
Chuck Norris cannot be counted
ApophisXP
Sadistic Retribution
Sadistic Empire
#32 - 2012-04-16 13:45:58 UTC
Only 1 with my name.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#33 - 2012-04-16 14:32:44 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
good thing my name is original and stuffsP

Not empty quoting.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#34 - 2012-04-16 14:33:40 UTC
Mathias Hex wrote:
Who the hell gives a **** about chuck norris. Ohh look at me I do karate in my skin tight jeans, give me a break. I have ignored this issue until now, I had to look at that fucks name in every single MMO to date. Who gives a ****!!! I would rather hear you talk about how good bacon is even though we all know how awesome bacon is. chuck is not awesome certainly not on the same level as bacon.

Let that dipshits memory die, his farce of a career died centuries ago. Enough about ******* chuck norris in ******* MMO's



Wow, dude ease up! Smile
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-04-16 15:01:19 UTC
Mathias Hex wrote:
Who the hell gives a **** about chuck norris. Ohh look at me I do karate in my skin tight jeans, give me a break. I have ignored this issue until now, I had to look at that fucks name in every single MMO to date. Who gives a ****!!! I would rather hear you talk about how good bacon is even though we all know how awesome bacon is. chuck is not awesome certainly not on the same level as bacon.

Let that dipshits memory die, his farce of a career died centuries ago. Enough about ******* chuck norris in ******* MMO's


Someone's father was roundhouse-kicked to death by Chuck Norris...

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Mathias Hex
#36 - 2012-04-16 15:41:34 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Mathias Hex wrote:
Who the hell gives a **** about chuck norris. Ohh look at me I do karate in my skin tight jeans, give me a break. I have ignored this issue until now, I had to look at that fucks name in every single MMO to date. Who gives a ****!!! I would rather hear you talk about how good bacon is even though we all know how awesome bacon is. chuck is not awesome certainly not on the same level as bacon.

Let that dipshits memory die, his farce of a career died centuries ago. Enough about ******* chuck norris in ******* MMO's


Someone's father was roundhouse-kicked to death by Chuck Norris...


Na, just never saw the appeal he apperently has. Since his name comes up regularly in every single MMO I must believe the chuck norris fan club has infiltrated the MMO market.

There is one thing that entertains me when his name comes up though. How can you tell chuck norris has hit rock bottom... When he does commercials for WOW LMAO Thats not even a joke yet I find it extremely funny!

I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k.
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-04-16 15:56:56 UTC
The original Fig Newton is a 06 character and probably a lock down too.

I haven't checked to see if Chesty LaRue is available. Mebbe I should. Cool
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#38 - 2012-04-16 16:03:41 UTC
Mathias Hex wrote:
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Mathias Hex wrote:
Who the hell gives a **** about chuck norris. Ohh look at me I do karate in my skin tight jeans, give me a break. I have ignored this issue until now, I had to look at that fucks name in every single MMO to date. Who gives a ****!!! I would rather hear you talk about how good bacon is even though we all know how awesome bacon is. chuck is not awesome certainly not on the same level as bacon.

Let that dipshits memory die, his farce of a career died centuries ago. Enough about ******* chuck norris in ******* MMO's


Someone's father was roundhouse-kicked to death by Chuck Norris...


Na, just never saw the appeal he apperently has. Since his name comes up regularly in every single MMO I must believe the chuck norris fan club has infiltrated the MMO market.

There is one thing that entertains me when his name comes up though. How can you tell chuck norris has hit rock bottom... When he does commercials for WOW LMAO Thats not even a joke yet I find it extremely funny!


Ozzy Osbourne did commercials for WoW too, right when he started doing that TV show or soon after I think. It doesn't mean someones career hit rock bottom. In Chucks case, I think he just doesn't have the interest in being a screen legend or Hollywood darling that some people do.
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