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Pissin on da Carebears
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Eryn Velasquez
#21 - 2012-04-15 16:48:36 UTC
Proteus Maximus wrote:

All of witch I understand take a bit more work and skill to blow up in some cases.


"No brain, no balls, no honor"

_“A man's freedom consists in his being able to do whatever he wills, but that he should not, by any human power, be forced to do what is against his will.” ― Jean-Jacques Rousseau _
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#22 - 2012-04-15 17:22:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
SilentDesperation wrote:
How about giving them a wedgie and stealing their lunch money? - kinda doing the digital version of it anyway arent you?


Yup, it's pretty much all about this.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Katja Faith
Doomheim
#23 - 2012-04-15 18:20:29 UTC
dave3NG wrote:
Not sure if this would work, I was thinking about fitting a frig with tractor beams and find some highsec miners putting stuffn into jet cans, then just drag there stuff away to a safe spot for ransom.


What? Did you even think before posting?

lrn2eve, dude.
Katja Faith
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-04-15 18:21:23 UTC
SilentDesperation wrote:
How about giving them a wedgie and stealing their lunch money? - kinda doing the digital version of it anyway arent you?


This. High-sec gankers should be all over this. Lol
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-04-15 23:05:52 UTC
Proteus Maximus wrote:
Think of it as keeping or cultivating a herd. Let their numbers grow. Give them a sense of security. Then when the crop is fat & ship prices are reasonable cull the herd.
I like how you think.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
freebree
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-04-16 09:23:07 UTC
wardec a industrial/mission corp, fly to their home system and go afk in a cloked ship.
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-04-16 11:46:21 UTC
T-B0NE wrote:
Proteus Maximus wrote:
Think of it as keeping or cultivating a herd. Let their numbers grow. Give them a sense of security. Then when the crop is fat & ship prices are reasonable cull the herd.
I like how you think.


Ty Sir
True evil requires just that.. Thought. Add a little foresight & a touch of patents to taste.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.
Ikonia
Royal Amarr Expeditions
#28 - 2012-04-16 12:08:41 UTC
Amazing how many brainless amoebas like you all in tasteless cheap rust spots wasting hours in the hisec systems around Jita to fool around with toons below 1 mio SP. Get a life, hehe.

Cheers
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#29 - 2012-04-16 12:15:11 UTC
Ikonia wrote:
Amazing how many brainless amoebas like you all in tasteless cheap rust spots wasting hours in the hisec systems around Jita to fool around with toons below 1 mio SP. Get a life, hehe.

Cheers


Yup.

Ya gotta learn to not care:

"You have failed to usurp the CareBear level of don't care-edness.

Carebears don't care so much, they don't come to your space, and they don't harass you, and indeed they don't even fight back.

That is the ultimate don't care, and there isn't anything you can do, short of dying of starvation, next to a pack of Cheetos, that will demostrate a don't care level beyond that of the CareBear."

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
#30 - 2012-04-16 16:59:32 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Steal the Damsel.
Take her to the station.
:effort:
Let the bear have the violated remains after you finish.


I've often attacked the level 12/14 epic arc and killed the unique hostages by jet canning them 1 at a time and blowing the can up after my target refused ransom.

Watching hours of game time disentigrate in front of his eyes, as he crys is probabbly the most evil thing I've done in eve.

12 Epic arc missions down the drain. Cool thing is epic arc missions always spawn in same system so you can just hammer them all day. Not 100% sure if the mission container respawns after down time I doubt it or people would just farm the item non stop to sell to people who want to insta complete the pain in the ass mission.
Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#31 - 2012-04-16 17:08:31 UTC
Red Teufel wrote:
when dust comes out hire mercs to kill their PI lols.


only Terrian planets i'm afriad.

Read more of my ramblings on my blog www.invadingyourhole.blogspot.com
Kairos Antilles
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-04-16 17:21:47 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Just bump them continuously with a battecruiser. They won't be able to warp away (lower's their overall mining yield) and they will no doubt start panicking thinking that a gank is coming!


If they are hanging around after multiple bumps... by a BATTLECRUISER... they are a bot, or they are doing it wrong.

It wouldn't be panic - it would be prudent. Isn't that the way we want industrialists to play? Engaged and active, not AFK?
Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
#33 - 2012-04-16 17:28:25 UTC
Kairos Antilles wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Just bump them continuously with a battecruiser. They won't be able to warp away (lower's their overall mining yield) and they will no doubt start panicking thinking that a gank is coming!


If they are hanging around after multiple bumps... by a BATTLECRUISER... they are a bot, or they are doing it wrong.

It wouldn't be panic - it would be prudent. Isn't that the way we want industrialists to play? Engaged and active, not AFK?


CCP should make a type of EW that fucks with your UI, anyone played star trek armada and had that from the Borg. SO cool. Would love to do that to a few bots :) Or an EW that requries qwerty or mini game to disengage. Like uploading a compute virus battlestart galtica style.
Eryn Velasquez
#34 - 2012-04-16 17:30:28 UTC
Brewlar Kuvakei wrote:

I've often attacked the level 12/14 epic arc and killed the unique hostages by jet canning them 1 at a time and blowing the can up after my target refused ransom.

Watching hours of game time disentigrate in front of his eyes, as he crys is probabbly the most evil thing I've done in eve.

12 Epic arc missions down the drain. Cool thing is epic arc missions always spawn in same system so you can just hammer them all day. Not 100% sure if the mission container respawns after down time I doubt it or people would just farm the item non stop to sell to people who want to insta complete the pain in the ass mission.


It only takes a small petition with subject "Mission object missing" - and a kind GM resets it.

_“A man's freedom consists in his being able to do whatever he wills, but that he should not, by any human power, be forced to do what is against his will.” ― Jean-Jacques Rousseau _
Kobalos
Carebears -With- Guns
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2012-04-16 19:52:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Kobalos
Eryn Velasquez wrote:
Brewlar Kuvakei wrote:

I've often attacked the level 12/14 epic arc and killed the unique hostages by jet canning them 1 at a time and blowing the can up after my target refused ransom.

Watching hours of game time disentigrate in front of his eyes, as he crys is probabbly the most evil thing I've done in eve.

12 Epic arc missions down the drain. Cool thing is epic arc missions always spawn in same system so you can just hammer them all day. Not 100% sure if the mission container respawns after down time I doubt it or people would just farm the item non stop to sell to people who want to insta complete the pain in the ass mission.


It only takes a small petition with subject "Mission object missing" - and a kind GM resets it.


Doesn't it make that fact that it worked even more epic? Kind-of like dragging the 6ft guy into 3ft of water and letting him drown, for not paying ransom money. You pointing this out actually made me like what he did more. I'm still smiling. LOL

Edit: I am not advocating the drowning of ANYONE. Just realized how psycho that sounded, after I hit the post button. o.O
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#36 - 2012-04-16 21:30:14 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Herping yourDerp wrote:
fill a ship with shinies... park outside jita self destruct... when they loot your wreck you can kill them
Loot what? You know what self-destructing does to your shinies, right?

Dude he had the best grief in the thread and you had to go and crap on it.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#37 - 2012-04-16 21:31:58 UTC
freebree wrote:
wardec a industrial/mission corp, fly to their home system and go afk in a cloked ship.

Then three days later, start scanning them down as they ignore you and run missions.

Scout properly first, though. No point in going after corps full of drakes. Find the faction-fit marauders and tengus. Might as well make it profitable.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Tango Hotel
4th Drake Squadron
#38 - 2012-04-16 22:00:58 UTC
Brewlar Kuvakei wrote:
... Watching hours of game time disentigrate in front of his eyes, as he crys is probabbly the most evil thing I've done in eve.

You must be so proud of yourself.
Five Thirty
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-04-16 22:26:31 UTC
Brewlar Kuvakei wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
Steal the Damsel.
Take her to the station.
:effort:
Let the bear have the violated remains after you finish.


I've often attacked the level 12/14 epic arc and killed the unique hostages by jet canning them 1 at a time and blowing the can up after my target refused ransom.

Watching hours of game time disentigrate in front of his eyes, as he crys is probabbly the most evil thing I've done in eve.

12 Epic arc missions down the drain. Cool thing is epic arc missions always spawn in same system so you can just hammer them all day. Not 100% sure if the mission container respawns after down time I doubt it or people would just farm the item non stop to sell to people who want to insta complete the pain in the ass mission.



You are a sad little man.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#40 - 2012-04-17 00:38:00 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Collapse the wh 3 jumps from jita before anyone else can use it. But be sure people know about it (the wormhole) so you can rub it in.

Comms during these moments are priceless.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.