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need more goon info/possible goon space will be reversed invaded on april28th
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Ai Shun
#81 - 2012-04-14 05:39:42 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
if you really want to save me you can start by helping e, bring your flying spaghetti onster too


You should not mock your religion. You were the one that did not want to gamble a PLEX because your pastor would not like the idea; showing us all how little faith you had in your own theories.

Hint: If you are going to play the troll persona, note down the salient bits you use in the story. Otherwise, when you slip up like now it becomes glaringly obvious P
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#82 - 2012-04-14 05:47:12 UTC
Ai Shun wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
if you really want to save me you can start by helping e, bring your flying spaghetti onster too


You should not mock your religion. You were the one that did not want to gamble a PLEX because your pastor would not like the idea; showing us all how little faith you had in your own theories.

Hint: If you are going to play the troll persona, note down the salient bits you use in the story. Otherwise, when you slip up like now it becomes glaringly obvious P


obv goon alt trying to read between the lines and twis realisty, good job but you were caught
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#83 - 2012-04-14 05:50:41 UTC
Ai Shun wrote:
You should not mock your religion. You were the one that did not want to gamble a PLEX because your pastor would not like the idea; showing us all how little faith you had in your own theories.
Awww shiiii, Butters is a fundie too? This just keeps getting better.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#84 - 2012-04-14 05:51:06 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:

not pren, and can you link name again so i can search cuz im interested to know who this goonspy firend of your is


Fine, fine I'll pander to your current fantasy, but you can still stop faking the illiteracy.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#85 - 2012-04-14 05:52:19 UTC
dear pren lana and spank please shed some light on these noobs so they can learn something
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2012-04-14 05:52:37 UTC
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#87 - 2012-04-14 05:54:26 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.


ok one thing is you didnt have to expose yourself you should havesent mail because i cant protect you, next thing is i have no isk to send, im tyrying to sell a billion trit i have atm but no takers
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2012-04-14 05:56:39 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.


ok one thing is you didnt have to expose yourself you should havesent mail because i cant protect you, next thing is i have no isk to send, im tyrying to sell a billion trit i have atm but no takers


I'll take the trit. And this is the least I can do to stick it to that metrosexual lawyer.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#89 - 2012-04-14 05:57:40 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.


ok one thing is you didnt have to expose yourself you should havesent mail because i cant protect you, next thing is i have no isk to send, im tyrying to sell a billion trit i have atm but no takers


I'll take the trit. And this is the least I can do to stick it to that metrosexual lawyer.


sorry i need to use it to fund against the goons and to do ship reoplacement
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#90 - 2012-04-14 06:00:03 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.


ok one thing is you didnt have to expose yourself you should havesent mail because i cant protect you, next thing is i have no isk to send, im tyrying to sell a billion trit i have atm but no takers


I'll take the trit. And this is the least I can do to stick it to that metrosexual lawyer.


sorry i need to use it to fund against the goons and to do ship reoplacement


I would be more than happy to sell it to our own producers in VFK. Contract it over and I'll send you back the proceeds minus a 2% cut for myself. Imagine funding your war against the goon menace using their own money.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#91 - 2012-04-14 06:02:03 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All of our Jump Bridges use "420" minus the quotes as their password. We brick fit our Scorpions and use only three jammers on them.

I expect a substantial sum deposited to me in-game for the treason I've just committed.


ok one thing is you didnt have to expose yourself you should havesent mail because i cant protect you, next thing is i have no isk to send, im tyrying to sell a billion trit i have atm but no takers


I'll take the trit. And this is the least I can do to stick it to that metrosexual lawyer.


sorry i need to use it to fund against the goons and to do ship reoplacement


I would be more than happy to sell it to our own producers in VFK. Contract it over and I'll send you back the proceeds minus a 2% cut for myself. Imagine funding your war against the goon menace using their own money.


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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#92 - 2012-04-14 06:04:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
scooter Kondur wrote:

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I'll let you think about it. I do have the shipping capacity to move that volume though, so sleep on it.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#93 - 2012-04-14 06:28:16 UTC
Goonswarm was disbanded several years ago.

You now have Goonswarm Fed. Raiden. Edition.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#94 - 2012-04-14 09:08:00 UTC
Patient 2428190 wrote:
They kill a lot of Guristas

Those bastards Sad

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Citizen of Solitude
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2012-04-14 09:17:28 UTC
This thread. Dear lord.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2012-04-14 09:32:31 UTC
I heard they have weekly mining ops every Friday night. They get all the new members to clear the belts in kestrels while mittens commissars anyone who isn't pulling their weight.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#97 - 2012-04-14 09:40:56 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


I would be more than happy to sell it to our own producers in VFK. Contract it over and I'll send you back the proceeds minus a 2% cut for myself. Imagine funding your war against the goon menace using their own money.


Quality troll sir, I doff my cap to thee.

Much as I have loved the forum drama over recent events which has provided me with some serious lols, the OP and whatshisface Prencleeve have provided a decidedly higher quality of lol than everyone else.

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Ai Shun
#98 - 2012-04-14 11:45:34 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I would be more than happy to sell it to our own producers in VFK. Contract it over and I'll send you back the proceeds minus a 2% cut for myself. Imagine funding your war against the goon menace using their own money.


That's just evil, dude. You know you're not supposed to cut a deal with scooter. Report to home for a full debrief and do not, I repeat, do not accept any tritanium.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#99 - 2012-04-14 12:26:10 UTC
I can't believe this thread. CCP, Stop The Madness.

The whole lot of you should be reported for various blatant EULA / TOS violations.




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Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#100 - 2012-04-14 12:33:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternum Praetorian
T-B0NE wrote:
scooter Kondur wrote:
pls post any reports of goon activities here or if you fear retribution pls send me mail, seems that my goon contacts were found out and eliminated, thanks and fly safe, discretion assured

Snitches are b***hes, and belong in the ditches, with stitches.



T-bone, the only thing more hilarious then your want-to-be homie-lol-video-game gansta slang, is the want-to-be homie-lol-video-game-gansta pose of your toon. LOL.


Thx, for starting my morning off right, yo.
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