EVE General Discussion

Congrats you figured it out…
This game is just a scam brought to you from the boys in Iceland. 9 years of ****** code! Nine years of ‘ …its not a bug it’s a feature!”^tm and “…working as intended!” Nine years of scamming, lying and cheating.

I can just imagine Hilmar in his mom’s basement as they thought up this game, “… and they fly submarines in space!”
“Umm, wouldn’t it be better if they flew spaceships, you know, in space?”

“Well I guess, but the physics will be the same. Oh, and we can call it a sandbox since we won’t do jack-**** for them.”

“Who’d be dumb enough to play a game that has no point, especially if the PCs are, let me get this right, immortal? Oh btw Hilmar your turn, roll some dice *****!”

{dice roll}
“I got a 7. But we need to pad the game somehow, so that people play it for hours upon hours on end.”

“7 is totally not good enough, {roll dice} 4 sharkmen attack you! You hear them muttering about killing you and hiding your bodies under rocks for months…”

“Genius, rocks in space, getting shot for hours on end.”

“Do they explode? Or drop power-ups? Or , I don’t know, points?”

“Umm, no they just give you rock bits… And if you get enough of the bits you can turn them into raw materials, and then you can make stuff.”

“This is sounding dumber and dumber every second, next you want to put in that skills actually take like 6 months to train?”

“Perfect. That’s totally pad-tastic.”

“Do I need to take a test after the six months of training?”

“…I’m gonna go with no, that’s a little too much like real life.”

“Dude, you need to pass the bottle and bong, since obviously I’m not high enough to be able to see the ‘fun’ in this game.”

“But even better, the world will be totally ******* huge, huger then huge! So huge that if everyone was evenly spread out no one would be able to find anyone else.”

[smokes and drinks]
“Wow, that totally sounds like it… sucks. Wait a sec.”
[drinks and smokes moar]

“So the galaxy is like a huge fuckin’ room, so huge that no one can see each other?”

“No man, the galaxy is like a huge hotel and you get to each part of it by going through doors.”

[cough]
“Alright I must be high enough, since that made sense… So can I rent a room in this galaxy?”

“Fuckin’ a right you can NOW.” {scribbles}

“What about when people start doing ****** things to each other, when they DO find each other?”

“What about it, we claim that we don’t want to disturb the ‘sandbox’ by ‘interfering.’”

"So… you claim that you don’t do jack-****-all as a game mechanic?”

"Yup.”

“Genius… Right, so sharkmen they want to eat your face and hide your bodies watcha-gonna-do?”

“Duh, magic missle…”

After that whimsical little imagining of the past.
How about now, right now the only finite object in the EvE universe is PLEX.
If you are gonna biomass all your characters, and desire to hurt CCP in any way purchase as many PLEX as you can…

AND SHOOT THEM.

Yup, since we know that the ever increasing user base is just alts of people with too much space bucks. And what’s to say CCP isn’t buying PLEX themselves to fuel those “statistics.”

-ASV

Perhaps on any day there is a "finite" amount... but it all resets on downtime. What rock have you been hiding under?

PLEX is finite. Super shiny platinum reward ships are finite... end of list

-ASV

nothing of value lost.

That doesn't seem the smartest move, at least donate it to players who can put it to use in spreading the misery around. No not me, I mostly just post on the forums, probably not you best investment in tears, although my posts do annoy some people.

I can say that your post definitely does annoy me. Clean it up.

U MAD ?

It's a bug or working as it should ?

wrong CCP already has your money at that point, they don't care what happens afterward. Shooting it means that it is not used in the game, one less for some botter or CEO alt to play for "free." Shoot enough, and people will stop opening new Alts.

9 years of "constant playerbase growth." Statistic don't lie, but liers use statistics.

-ASV

We all appreciate you doing your part to reduce mudflation.

o7 o7 o7 o7 o7

There once was a man he was all mad
Dressed as a girl when things gone bad
He was cloaked in his ship
with his bookmarks all in ****
when he hit a wormhole
and revealed his little hull

With tears flowing down
he went to town
got a few beers
and shed some more tears

He ran to his pc
tired and weazy
and typed out a rant
that comprehend I cant

hes quitting eve he says
gives the middle finger to the devs
hes now gone killed his toons
and brought laughter to the goons