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For the record there is only one militia.

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Fleet Warpsujarento
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-04-12 17:17:32 UTC
I'm in State protectorate, and therefore spend all my time in hisec or in minor plexes, warping out as soon as an unknown ship comes on scan. I have seen no evidence of this "Gallente Militia" that some have claimed exists and must therefore conclude that it is a lie.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#2 - 2012-04-12 19:09:56 UTC
I can see this thread going places...

...

Ildryn
IDLE INTENTIONS
#3 - 2012-04-12 19:18:14 UTC
Fleet Warpsujarento wrote:
I'm in State protectorate, and therefore spend all my time in hisec or in minor plexes, warping out as soon as an unknown ship comes on scan. I have seen no evidence of this "Gallente Militia" that some have claimed exists and must therefore conclude that it is a lie.



Stay awhile and you might see them.
Shova Kais
The Damocles Contingent
#4 - 2012-04-12 21:29:28 UTC
Fleetwarp for FC of the year.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#5 - 2012-04-12 23:08:56 UTC
I know this is a silly joke post but if you stop running away you will encounter the other militia's in due time.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Vyktor Abyss
Abyss Research
#6 - 2012-04-12 23:46:57 UTC
The real militia is offline. We gank you at your bus stop, in the shopping mall or walking down the street.

You are never safe from our wardec.
Bob McGenericname
Bob's Boutique Tax Avoidance Corp
#7 - 2012-04-13 06:00:28 UTC
FYI there is only one militia - I've only ever seen Manmatar dudes in League of Legends and if you can't be arsed turning up to the Fields of Justice to protect your Nexus what worth are you?
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-04-13 06:52:25 UTC
Confirming that I don't actually play the game and just post on the forums.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21

Hidden Snake
Inglorious-Basterds
#9 - 2012-04-13 07:57:13 UTC
yes there is only one militia .... hmmm ... what the heck are we killing all the time, lemmings?

and yeah trolololo
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-04-13 08:17:57 UTC
Cool story, bro
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Damar Rocarion
Nasranite Watch
#11 - 2012-04-13 09:12:37 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
I know this is a silly joke post but if you stop running away you will encounter the other militia's in due time.


You were trolled by gallente militia alt. Congratulations.

Mutnin
SQUIDS.
#12 - 2012-04-13 10:26:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mutnin
One thing is certain.. Gallente forum trolls will never have a chance at being Goon pets as they are really bad posters. Considering we all know FW is just the training pool for null sec I think us Caldari will have the last laugh as we have the best forum posters of all the Militias and will of course be the best Goon pets candidates.

I think bad posting is why SoTF couldn't cut it out in null sec and had to come cawing back to low sec to once again, just sit spinning ships all bitter & mad complaining all the time. You guys should just disband TBH, your posting and local smack are really that bad.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-04-13 11:16:33 UTC
Mutnin wrote:
One thing is certain.. Gallente forum trolls will never have a chance at being Goon pets as they are really bad posters. Considering we all know FW is just the training pool for null sec I think us Caldari will have the last laugh as we have the best forum posters of all the Militias and will of course be the best Goon pets candidates.

I think bad posting is why SoTF couldn't cut it out in null sec and had to come cawing back to low sec to once again, just sit spinning ships all bitter & mad complaining all the time. You guys should just disband TBH, your posting and local smack are really that bad.


I can only give you a 5/10. Sorry, your troll really fell apart a bit before half-way in.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21

Hrett
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-04-13 13:04:21 UTC
Damar Rocarion wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
I know this is a silly joke post but if you stop running away you will encounter the other militia's in due time.


You were trolled by gallente militia alt. Congratulations.



Wait - what?

Ive been padding my KB with Fleetwarp's noobship for months.

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

Pulgy
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-04-13 23:34:37 UTC
Mutnin wrote:
One thing is certain.. Gallente forum trolls will never have a chance at being Goon pets as they are really bad posters. Considering we all know FW is just the training pool for null sec I think us Caldari will have the last laugh as we have the best forum posters of all the Militias and will of course be the best Goon pets candidates.
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Good for you.

Hrett wrote:
Wait - what?

Ive been padding my KB with Fleetwarp's noobship for months.


Who hasn't :S
No range? No problem!   Join the Church of the Holy Blaster™ . A Hybrid religion.
Mutnin
SQUIDS.
#16 - 2012-04-14 02:08:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Mutnin
Pulgy wrote:

Good for you.



Perhaps, if you took your posting much more seriously, the future would also look up to you. Til that time you guys can maybe shoot for being FA pets or maybe Solar Renters.
Pulgy
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-04-14 02:29:17 UTC
Mutnin wrote:
Pulgy wrote:

Good for you.



Perhaps, if you took your posting much more seriously, the future would also look up to you. Til that time you guys can maybe shoot for being FA pets or maybe Solar Renters.


k :)
No range? No problem!   Join the Church of the Holy Blaster™ . A Hybrid religion.
The RUS Hunter
Mr. Clean Corp..
#18 - 2012-04-14 03:04:35 UTC
Hidden Snake wrote:
yes there is only one militia .... hmmm ... what the heck are we killing all the time, lemmings?

and yeah trolololo


I also think there is only one miltia, and I am afraid of unknown ships, however, a magic ghost force seems to have killed your mach?


Pathetic Mach Dies to Harpy

Now this could not of been some of our own in Caldari Militia since there are no ECM ships on the mail, so what ghost militia group is this SLAPD?
Ramon Sohei
The Florez Law Firm
#19 - 2012-04-17 19:17:02 UTC
Fleet Warpsujarento wrote:
I'm in State protectorate, and therefore spend all my time in hisec or in minor plexes, warping out as soon as an unknown ship comes on scan. I have seen no evidence of this "Gallente Militia" that some have claimed exists and must therefore conclude that it is a lie.


That's right. You never saw me...
http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12788178
http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12788456
Fleet Warpsujarento
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-04-17 19:28:51 UTC
Those are fake killmails.
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