Warfare & Tactics

This is a cross post from the recruitment forums, but I think it would be slightly more relevant here.

For those of you in Gallente militia who have no idea what you're supposed to be doing or how to pvp, we're starting a new training corp to teach you the fundamental aspects of PVP and how to survive in low sec in general, and the FW warzone in particular.

Applications will be accepted starting this weekend (most likely Sunday), however you can go ahead and put your applications in now. The requirements are that you must have enough standings to join the militia indepedently (0.5 or better standing with Gallente Federation). We won't be handing out ships like candy as a matter of policy. You need to learn to supply your own stuff and fly ships that you can afford to lose.

Our instructors are knowledgeable and can help you with any questions you may have about the game (that have to do with PVP anyway). If you are in militia but have no idea what you're doing, I highly recommend you join up and start learning.

Find me in game and apply to my corp.

Members from other corps won't have to drop, but if your corp isn't in GMI you won't really have reliable access to the instructors and the classes, since you'll have to be in contact with either the corp or the instructors to know when it's going down.

Also if you don't know what GMI is, then you should drop your corp and join the war college. You can always rejoin your corp when you've graduated.

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Just wanted to make sure that you know that participation in this course does not mean blowing up those that enroll :P

"Blobbing 101 - Gallente Style" is already in the syllabus:)

Nerdrage is just mad one of his pos's got reinforced last night and his guys were smart enough to use a t1 badger to try to remove all of the blueprints from it. Oh wait, smart wasn't the right word, it was a different one...

Anyways, back on track, good work with this, endorsement, call if you need anything, all that good stuff. Gulpy's right, you're cross eyed now. Well done.

WTF? How else will they learn to pew?



In the UZTZ we are lucky if we can field a **** fit tengu and an osprey.

Update: the War College is now accepting applications. We will be in militia in 24 hours from now.

Perhaps you should add Black Onyx Society local chat protocol to your list:

1: Insult opponents mother for daring to attack your shiny dual stabbed atron.
2: Follow with sexual innuendo, most likely directed at opponents mother.
3: Demand respect for your awesome pvp abilities for flying above mentioned stabbed atron.

You have some pretty weird ***** in your militia I might add.

Edit: Another gem from Gallente alt, highlighting the nuanced and mature player base of that militia.

The Fever > oh do i smell p.ssy
The Fever > nah its only damar

Now, for those joining the war college, this post is an important part of your GalMil education. This is a textbook example of what we call "Damar's Butthurt". If you get into plexing you're going to be on the receiving end of a lot of this, so it's important to learn how to deal with it.

The most important thing to remember is not to accuse Damar of being a paedophile. There is absolutely no basis to the alleged allegations, and all it does is antagonize Damar. Similarly, smacking at him just makes him mad. What you need to do is respond to his hate with love. Tell him you care about him, that you think someday you could be friends, and make sure he knows that you're there for him if he ever needs to talk.