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Josefius
13th Tribe of Kobol Expeditionary
#41 - 2012-04-05 13:17:06 UTC
Mystrak wrote:
Why no fat people in the game?


Because we don't have time to eat chips and drink soda while being in a pod hooked to nutrient tubes full of healthy proteins.

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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2012-04-05 13:18:11 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Grumpy Owly wrote:
CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store.


2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to Big smile


I'm busted!, 1 lump or two old bean?

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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#43 - 2012-04-05 13:19:41 UTC
Because there are no fat people in Twilight Online
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#44 - 2012-04-05 13:20:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
@ Grumpy Owly : Just one question , Rogue Trooper or ABC Warriors?

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Basileus Volkan
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2012-04-05 13:21:38 UTC
I heard they all get turned into Quafe.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#46 - 2012-04-05 13:22:38 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Why would you want to have a fat clone?


Why would you want spikes in your forehead?

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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#47 - 2012-04-05 13:23:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
@ Grumpy Owly : Just one question , Rogue Trooper or ABC Warriors?


Tricky one, but I found ABC warriors more influential. Big fan of battletech and MW series though, not sure if MTAC's/Power suits are the main inspiration there though. (Even though ABC's were droids)

Have you ever wondered why they havent brought out a 2000AD Judge MMO?

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#48 - 2012-04-05 18:33:39 UTC
now there's a wasted IP, Judge Dredd is about the only thing that made it past the printed version. An MMO set somewhere like Megacity One or the Cursed Earth would probably work rather well, especially with the block warfare storylines.

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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#49 - 2012-04-05 18:35:19 UTC
It was explained it would be put in later, there was some... cycling issues with the walking and larger weight persons.

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Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Cat Scratch Fevers
#50 - 2012-04-05 18:38:32 UTC
I'm fat ... and old.
It's just my avatar that is not.

Nothing clever at this time.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#51 - 2012-04-05 18:41:09 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Grumpy Owly wrote:
CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store.


2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to Big smile


Munce Gum anyone?

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Jacob Staffuer
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-04-05 18:43:52 UTC
Most capulseers would probably be fat, slovenly pigs.

Think about it:

You are wealthy, immortal, and can jump into another body at will.

Yeah.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#53 - 2012-04-05 18:44:09 UTC
This thread is now a 2000AD thread, sod the Munce I want some Boing!

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#54 - 2012-04-05 18:48:32 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
It was explained it would be put in later, there was some... cycling issues with the walking and larger weight persons.


Well that's common for fat people. It's the reason why Freedom on Wheels was invented.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#55 - 2012-04-05 18:50:21 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Why would you want to have a fat clone?

Wow. I thought you said "fat cloWn." Nevermind.

John Wayne Gacy?

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Buzzmong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2012-04-05 18:57:12 UTC
Easy:

There's no harpoons in EVE.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#57 - 2012-04-05 19:18:35 UTC
...because.....



CCP discriminates against fat people?


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Quick! Call the feds! Fines and felonies for EVERYBODY.




More likely because in the future, there is no Monsanto.


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Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#58 - 2012-04-05 19:21:37 UTC
fat people arent really people!
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2012-04-05 19:30:25 UTC
Jacob Staffuer wrote:
Most capulseers would probably be fat, slovenly pigs.

Think about it:

You are wealthy, immortal, and can jump into another body at will.

Yeah.

LOL Beat me to it... ( http://www.eve-outtakes.de/captains-quarters-t2.jpg ) Gotta love the "Faction Meat" there.

I actually stumbled on this before I finally found my link to that pic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbrzK4m7h3g

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Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Cat Scratch Fevers
#60 - 2012-04-05 19:43:51 UTC
Lina Alar wrote:

LOL Beat me to it... ( http://www.eve-outtakes.de/captains-quarters-t2.jpg ) Gotta love the "Faction Meat" there.


Holy crap did I laugh at that one.
Thanks for the humor.

Nothing clever at this time.