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Serene Repose
#21 - 2012-04-05 11:00:02 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Why would you want to have a fat clone?

Wow. I thought you said "fat cloWn." Nevermind.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#22 - 2012-04-05 11:00:33 UTC
well do we even really eat? I mean were all just ground up dead people smoshed in to a shape, with some hard wireing put in and a quik gene infusion to make us look a serten way and stuck in a tube till needed. hell acording to the fluff you dont even have to look like how you did as a real human.

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
Myz Toyou
Nekkid Inc.
#23 - 2012-04-05 11:22:25 UTC
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Mystrak wrote:
Why no fat people in the game?


There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it Lol


This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life

Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.


You havent seen the Fanfest stream or ?
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#24 - 2012-04-05 11:30:02 UTC
1. they probably do not have a setting for 'grow clone to lardass' in the medical cloning bays.

2. as said above, when a pilot spends most of their clone's life in a pod being fed by a tube then there is probably not many ways to get fat.

3. the rigors of being a pod pilot may give an overweight person a heart attack anyway, then its on to the next clone!

4. They don't make pods in hippo size.

fat people tend to pass more gas, i don't even want to imagine what that must look like in a pod.,,

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Terrorfrodo
Interbus Universal
#25 - 2012-04-05 11:47:31 UTC
The fatties didn't pass the capsuleer exams, they all died in the attempt. Sorry.

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Josef Djugashvilis
#26 - 2012-04-05 11:49:51 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
If I could my avatar would look like this



How did you get my real life photo?

This is not a signature.
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#27 - 2012-04-05 11:52:07 UTC
Also there probly won't be fat people in a civalization that advanced, as they can probly just treat it.

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
Keen Fallsword
Skyway Patrol
#28 - 2012-04-05 11:56:28 UTC
Yeah it can be good option for all Americans :) they are faty !!
Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-04-05 11:56:42 UTC
If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel.

Heh.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#30 - 2012-04-05 11:59:15 UTC
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel.


Now that's a little harsh, the guys who weren't wearing wizard hats gave pretty good presentations, the 2 drunks that were wearing wizard hats made themselves look like drunken tools, although I hear that's pretty normal for one of them.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-04-05 12:10:40 UTC
Maybe next year we can tape Mittens and Michael Bolton together, cram them into an oversized suit, stick a fedora on top of the whole thing and see if the resulting amalgamated drunken man-blob can put in a decent presentation.

Heh.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#32 - 2012-04-05 12:12:51 UTC
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
Maybe next year we can tape Mittens and Michael Bolton together, cram them into an oversized suit, stick a fedora on top of the whole thing and see if the resulting amalgamated drunken man-blob can put in a decent presentation.


LOL good to see that some members of CFC still have a sense of humour, that actually deserves a like, well played.

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coolzero
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-04-05 12:33:58 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#34 - 2012-04-05 12:43:42 UTC
Ricky Gervais GTA IV on fat people

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Copine Callmeknau
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#35 - 2012-04-05 12:48:30 UTC
Ugh, space whales.

I'm a pirate not a whaler!

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-04-05 13:00:33 UTC
Because they play the game....?
Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#37 - 2012-04-05 13:03:45 UTC
ARRRR ITS THE GIANT WHALE TYPE THING!!!! IV BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY LIFE FOR IT!

Excuse me captain but no you havnt!

ARRRR HARPOON IT ANYWAYS!
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#38 - 2012-04-05 13:08:57 UTC
They can't achieve escape velocity.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-04-05 13:10:54 UTC
CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#40 - 2012-04-05 13:15:44 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store.


2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to Big smile

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