Crime & Punishment

I know, I know. It's a forbidden fruit of being a carebear, but I simply love PEWing the **** out of those annoying ninja's who pop into my missions.

I do it cause it gives me a rush, a thrill, to try to blow them up. I may bring in a friend who can help me bring them down or to give me some capacitor. The more friends, the merrier! Usually those asshat ninja's loot from a can or wreck of yours! If they do so and you are in a player corporation, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS CAN SHOOT! Hurray! I love bringing in a friend or two to make ninjas go boom!

Ok, so you got friends with you, your set to shoot. But look, there are more guys of the same ninja corporation in system! They will come in and shoot me and my friends! OH NO!

LOL NO!

Remember kids! Any ninja who loots your stuff cannot bring in friends to help kill you! He stole from YOU so only HE can attack back if YOU shoot him. So if he brings in friends, all they are going to be able to do are look at you stupidly and go "Damn, that's a nicely pimped Tengu you go there. Wish I could kill it!"

Too bad, soo sad! Oh and you know those Ninjas in the faction ships that they loot in? YOU KNOW HOW BLINGY THEY FIT THOSE? YOU WANT TO BLOW ONE UP! LOOK AT THIS LOOT! THAT'S EASILY 500 MIL!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH THAT? THAT'S A BRAND ******* NEW TENGU RIGHT THERE! MAKES YOU HAPPY! MAKES YOU RICH! MAKES NINJA SAD!!!1!!

So next time you see a ninja, what are you gonna do? You gonna be a pussy and just let them steal your loots or are you going to load up some scourge precision missiles, phone a few friends and blow them out of the ******* sky and loot THEIR wrecks! We must unite!

I shoot ninjas and so can you!

Confirming that we are terribad at this game and like to fly around in trophy ships for mission runners to feel good about popping.

OTOH, even by our standards that's a pretty ridiculous Worm fit there Zarago.

Congrats OP.

I see you're trying to ruin everone's ninja-killing fun. But we all know ninjas are big jerks to everyone and therefor don't have friends, so they have no one to call on for said logi and trigger popping.

Not just kittens.
Black kittens.
As black as night.


Also:
Yeah, this thread is going places...

Confirming that those little ninja frigates don't stand a chance against might PvE-fit Ravens and Golems.

WTB: incoming ammo at a high velocity when im taking your [my] loot from the mission you are running.

Then continue your mission..?

ninjas r high sec cowards, go pew them they r easy marks

Zombies > Ninjas.

Ninja Zombies.