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The Manly Men Gamers of Eve Exclusive Channel

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Conman
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#1 - 2012-04-02 09:54:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Conman
It has come to my attention that with the high level of female gamers in eve it can sometimes be hard to find a real man. Many of them hide behind a female avatar so that they do not have to worry about being harassed by woman. So me and the Broski Contigent have taken it upon ourselves to open up a channel for male gamers only. The public channel we have setup is named MMgoE and we invite all men to join our channel so that they can have a sense of community and bonding with there other manly men gamers. Once you have joined that channel you will be able to setup a TS interview so that we can confirm that you are in fact a man and we will then invite you to our private channel. I look forward to meeting more men in eve and hopefully we can all grow from this male bonding.
Viscount Hood
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-04-02 09:55:45 UTC
Bizarre topic
Conman
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#3 - 2012-04-02 09:59:52 UTC
Viscount Hood wrote:
Bizarre topic


Indeed!
Arimatage
The Minutemen
Black Rose.
#4 - 2012-04-02 10:13:26 UTC
this can only eend badly
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-04-02 10:14:10 UTC
Well, I guess Im not invited to this sweaty male bonding channel
This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.  Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-04-02 10:17:10 UTC
will there be penis touching?
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-04-02 10:22:10 UTC
M, >40, GSOH, Non-smoker, no pets

Please find enclosed video of self: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=FYKH5S93hT0

Would like to meet similar minded individual for mutual fun.

Blink
Josef Djugashvilis
#8 - 2012-04-02 10:31:37 UTC
Conman wrote:
It has come to my attention that with the high level of female gamers in eve it can sometimes be hard to find a real man. Many of them hide behind a female avatar so that they do not have to worry about being harassed by woman. So me and the Broski Contigent have taken it upon ourselves to open up a channel for male gamers only. The public channel we have setup is named MMgoE and we invite all men to join our channel so that they can have a sense of community and bonding with there other manly men gamers. Once you have joined that channel you will be able to setup a TS interview so that we can confirm that you are in fact a man and we will then invite you to our private channel. I look forward to meeting more men in eve and hopefully we can all grow from this male bonding.



Is it still April 1st where you are?

This is not a signature.

flakeys
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-04-02 10:34:53 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
So just a place to throw out p0rn links for everyone's amusement?


Sure , can never have enough p0rn links.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Conman
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#10 - 2012-04-02 10:36:09 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:
Well, I guess Im not invited to this sweaty male bonding channel


But you will not be forgotten!
Conman
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#11 - 2012-04-02 10:41:14 UTC
Thank you all for all the positive support and manlove we will be setting up interviews tomorrow for the private channel. We got a surprisingly high number of male gamers already coming out of the wood works to join this up and coming eve in game channel of friendship.
Gerald Taric
NEO DYNAMICS
#12 - 2012-04-02 10:52:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Gerald Taric
(datum check: not posted on 1th April .. okay ...)

that sounds strange for me.

I don't care, if a player in real live is male or female.
We're playing a game, where it does not matter.

But wait ... this is a game, which is played worldwide.
Maybe some live in a society/country, where gender separation is still mandatory for whatever reason?

About what harrasement is the OP talking about?

*confused*
Conman
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#13 - 2012-04-02 10:53:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Conman
Gerald Taric wrote:
(datum check: not posted on 1th April .. okay ...)

that sounds strange for me.

I don't care, if a player in real live is male or female.
We're playing a game, where it does not matter.

But wait ... this is a game, which is played worldwide.
Does the OP live in a society/country, where gender separation is still mandatory for whatever reason?

And about what harrasement is the OP talking about?

*confused*


There are all woman channels in eve this is simply an all male channel for men to talk about the stresses of being a man in eve.
Kalathia Eginald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-04-02 11:31:23 UTC
Conman wrote:
There are all woman channels in eve this is simply an all male channel for men to talk about the stresses of being a man in eve.


If there is any stress from being X(X) or (X)Y in a game then it is time to take a break from the game, whichever game it is. If you are being harrassed for our gender then report them and let CCP deal with them. All the games I have played so far treat this sort of behaviour seriously. I think CCP would also treat it seriously. There is no excuse for that type of behaviour.

Unless you tell someone your gender no one knows it, or orientation for that matter, therefore you are going to be a tad stuck. Why? Well simpley how are you going to know if whoever joins is a man or a woman?

Does your "manly" man channel description or in your idea men who happen to find other men attractive? After all a number of people don't count them as "manly".

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#15 - 2012-04-02 11:36:11 UTC
Might I suggest a theme song for your circle-jerk channel?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-02 11:38:22 UTC
I envision a statement similar to this after the interview... Welcome brother. Your place in the circle is right here.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.

Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-04-02 11:48:56 UTC
Viscount Hood wrote:
Bizarre topic

I'm guessing it's a parody of some female only channel.

OP: VoIP interview is pointless. They could just be using voice changing software.
Sugar Von MurdererTits
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#18 - 2012-04-02 12:28:24 UTC
OP is feeling a little anxious over the fact that female Eve players have a public channel (men are allowed to join it) and a private, women only channel. Because historically whenever men let women join an activity the girls pretty quickly wreck it, undermine the manliness of said activity, spread their feminine corruption and filth through it and before long whatever it is was is worthless to good manly men of virtue. Just look at what they've done to science fiction TV.

We can see the seeds of the destruction of Eve by woman have already been planted in the form of Captain's Quarters and sparkly user interfaces. Obviously the feminisation of Eve should not be allowed to continue unchecked or before too long spaceships will be right out and we'll just be having massive love orgies and relationship drama in stations.

Isabella300
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-04-02 12:48:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Isabella300
well.........
I sometimes have bigger balls than some of the men in this game, will that be enough qualification for me to join that channel :)


^^

sorry just couldn't help my self on that one ;-)
Tokougawa
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-04-02 13:01:03 UTC
Funny how much female attention this thread is getting.
Awe yea!
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