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SCC issues galaxy-wide ban on Pax Amarria
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Garreck
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-04-02 06:22:37 UTC
Surely this is a joke in poor taste on the part of the SCC.
Edgar Audeles
Cogwerx LTD.
#22 - 2012-04-02 16:56:03 UTC
Im sorry but... pfftt... hahahaha! Exploding ink?! seriously?! that's hilarious!

That's CERTAINLY a creative use for my clients using that ore i mine!
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#23 - 2012-04-03 22:02:55 UTC
Pax Amarria is back in print for Capsuleers at a ridiculous price again.

Rejoice, for your outrage was unnecessary.

Katrina Oniseki
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-04-03 23:15:57 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Pax Amarria is back in print for Capsuleers at a ridiculous price again.

Rejoice, for your outrage was unnecessary.


Ah good, I can restock the ships lavatories.

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-04-06 01:09:01 UTC
Edgar Audeles wrote:
That's CERTAINLY a creative use for my clients using that ore i mine!


Oh, you don't even need nocxium for that! You should see what tritanium does when you run a mild electric current through it at room temperature and then spill a little water on it.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#26 - 2012-04-06 10:14:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jandice Ymladris
As all of you are aware now, the Pax Amarria is back into print. This time the book adheres to all acceptable safety regulations as listed by the Caldari State Product Security Association.
The new version of the Pax Amarria will no longer be subject to spontaneous explosions under improper use. We hereby hope that all claims the Pax Amarria is a danger to it's readers are now calmed.

Extra Note: We like to remind all readers that the Pax Amarria has never been a danger to readers when used properly. All claims of people being injured or killed when their Pax Amarria edition exploded or otherwise set fire was due to improper use, as detailed on the final page of the issue.
We like to warn our customers that any impoper use of the Book will void any warranties and voids your claim.

We wish all our customers happy reading with the new and up-to-date Pax Amarria

Jandice Ymladirs, temporary PR manager of the Caldari branch of the Amarr Holy Scripture Press for Enlightment of all True Citizens signing off.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Jennylicous
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-04-06 13:45:55 UTC
In celebration of this moment...let us gingerly touch the tips of our swords.
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-04-06 21:03:44 UTC
As a loyal Amarr, I approve of this ban.

It was senseless and wasteful. What kind of book is made from STARSHIP MATERIALS. What was it? 8 cubic meters of Nocxium? Ridiculous. People were buying it just to reprocess it and sell it on the market.

Print it on a classic leather-bound book.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Kelevra Menardi
Yesterday is History Today is a Gift
#29 - 2012-04-07 04:08:35 UTC
I cant believe I am about to side with slaver trash like the OP but oppression, be it outright slavery or oppression of free speech is intolerable. I for one would love nothing more then to see the ideas represented in this piece of garbage to become a thing of the past but often when pushed to far, the oppressed will strike out...ask the author of this garbage. If slow witted amarrians need their "Bible of Hate", let them have it as it just seems to alienate them further from their power base.
Zverofaust
Ascetic Virtues
#30 - 2012-04-09 02:28:11 UTC
Danny John-Peter wrote:
As a loyal servant of the Amarrian empire I support this thread, it is an infringement of the Amarrian right to free religious belief.


If you are so loyal why doesn't your alliance join the Amarr militia?
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-04-11 10:51:45 UTC
Pax Amarria worth less than the sum of it's parts? Why, who would have thought it!

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Merdaneth
Angel Wing.
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2012-04-11 22:11:05 UTC
Halete wrote:
Pax Amarria worth less than the sum of it's parts? Why, who would have thought it!


How typically uncultured heathen of you to value a book just by the material it is printed on.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-04-12 05:59:49 UTC
Merdaneth wrote:
Halete wrote:
Pax Amarria worth less than the sum of it's parts? Why, who would have thought it!


How typically uncultured heathen of you to value a book just by the material it is printed on.


How typically brainwashed tool of you to get in arms over a comment that went over your head.

Please, darling. You're going to cause a scene.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#34 - 2012-04-12 13:15:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Constantine
Merdaneth wrote:
Dear brothers and sisters,

Today, in a stunning and unannounced move the Secure Commerce Commission banned any new prints of the well known Pax Amarria penned by our late Emperor Heideran.

I consider this kind of rash repressive action a direct attack on Amarrian interests and call upon the SCC to lift the ban on printing of new Paxes immediately.

I have always found great comfort in bringing a Pax with me on my journeys across the cold dark void and consider it part of my standard equipment. To deny new capsuleers from buying such an item is simply intolerable. I know the Pax encourages conflict resolution by peaceful means, and that continual war drives SCC profits from trade orders, but they have gone to far this time.

Bring back the Pax!



I wish we could refine Merdaneth's galnet posts for 500isk a unit.

The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom
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