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Goons! What are they good for? Absolutly Nothin.

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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-04-01 08:43:07 UTC
For anyone perhaps too young to understand the title reference and a bit confused by some posts:

Frankie - WAR

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#42 - 2012-04-01 08:43:55 UTC
Sir Marksalot wrote:
It takes time to make that many tornados.

You literally can't buy enough in a day to supply us.

Lies, the Mittani has a a trillion tornados, which he bought with our isk.

Actually, he likes brutixes, for ganking I think? Not sure on that.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#43 - 2012-04-01 08:44:55 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
For anyone perhaps too young to understand the title reference and a bit confused by some posts:

Frankie - WAR


I think everyone got the terribly eye rolling joke Grumpy. You're way late to the party. The ship has sailed.

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Alara IonStorm
#44 - 2012-04-01 08:48:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Lapine Davion wrote:

It'd be cool to see NPCs actually behave like a Goon fleet, complete with shitposting in local.

This is the Grand Admiral of the 15th Amarrian Carrier Assault Group. I am making this communication on Public and Local Channels to inform you that my intelligence attache has handed me a report that classifies you as Fail in which Fail is both bolded and underlined. As well as the previous it also questions your sexual orientation.

Judging by your Covetor class Mining Vessel you are also suspected of being in poor standing as any capsuleer of relevance taking part in Industry would be Captaining an Exhumer class Extraction Vessel.

It is the opinion of the Empire that not many people like you or enjoy your company. It is with a great consensus of opinion by many groups that the Galaxy would be better off if you biomassed yourself.

All Hail the Empress.
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#45 - 2012-04-01 08:50:33 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:

It'd be cool to see NPCs actually behave like a Goon fleet, complete with shitposting in local.

This is the Grand Admiral of the 15th Amarrian Carrier Assault Group. I am making this communication on Public and Local Channels to inform you that my intelligence attache has handed me a report that classifies you as Fail in which Fail is both bolded and underlined. As well as the previous it also questions your sexual orientation.

Judging by your Covetor class Mining Vessel you are also suspected of being in poor standing as any capsuleer of relevance taking part in Industry would be Captaining an Exhumer class Extraction Vessel.

It is the opinion of the Empire that not many people like you or enjoy your company. It is with a great consensus of opinion by many groups that the Galaxy would be better off if you biomassed yourself.

All Hail the Empress.


Jesus Christ, I've never known a goon to use such RP speak. Except for maybe Lyris.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#46 - 2012-04-01 08:51:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Lapine Davion wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:

It'd be cool to see NPCs actually behave like a Goon fleet, complete with shitposting in local.

This is the Grand Admiral of the 15th Amarrian Carrier Assault Group. I am making this communication on Public and Local Channels to inform you that my intelligence attache has handed me a report that classifies you as Fail in which Fail is both bolded and underlined. As well as the previous it also questions your sexual orientation.

Judging by your Covetor class Mining Vessel you are also suspected of being in poor standing as any capsuleer of relevance taking part in Industry would be Captaining an Exhumer class Extraction Vessel.

It is the opinion of the Empire that not many people like you or enjoy your company. It is with a great consensus of opinion by many groups that the Galaxy would be better off if you biomassed yourself.

All Hail the Empress.


Jesus Christ, I've never known a goon to use such RP speak. Except for maybe Lyris.

That would be a bit long for something that an NPC would say in local.

Can you even say that in one go?

Wait. Wait. The Amarr can have carriers in Caldari space?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#47 - 2012-04-01 08:51:41 UTC
Come on goons. Make your stand. Quit Pussyf00ting around. DO IT. How will anyone ever take you seriously. I'm big, i'm bad and i cant do it. is that what you want. my leader is gone. boo hooooooo. DO IT! just FUCIN DO IT! I want him there.... sounds like your girlfriend on movie night... Where are your balls Goons?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#48 - 2012-04-01 08:52:45 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
Come on goons. Make your stand. Quit Pussyf00ting around. DO IT. How will anyone ever take you seriously. I'm big, i'm bad and i cant do it. is that what you want. my leader is gone. boo hooooooo. DO IT! just FUCIN DO IT! I want him there.... sounds like your girlfriend on movie night... Where are your balls Goons?

Ahahaha, that's damn great!

It's really great. Here have +1 like for making me laugh.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-04-01 08:53:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
Lapine Davion wrote:
Grumpy Owly wrote:
For anyone perhaps too young to understand the title reference and a bit confused by some posts:

Frankie - WAR


I think everyone got the terribly eye rolling joke Grumpy. You're way late to the party. The ship has sailed.


Aww, guess I'll have to simply Relax then in my own personal Pleasure dome whilst you all Rage hard. Blink

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#50 - 2012-04-01 08:59:23 UTC
I'm far too tired to rage at all. I'm all raged out. It's 5 am here. Forum pubbies have worn me out for the day.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Banderlei Shiiba
SSAP KG
#51 - 2012-04-01 09:02:27 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
For anyone perhaps too young to understand the title reference and a bit confused by some posts:

Frankie - WAR


Unironic like for linking that version of the song Lol
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#52 - 2012-04-01 09:04:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Lapine Davion wrote:
I'm far too tired to rage at all. I'm all raged out. It's 5 am here. Forum pubbies have worn me out for the day.

Someone give them a cap transfer. But yeah. Similar situation here. Totally worth it.

Also I should give a like to OP just for the thread name, so I'll do that.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#53 - 2012-04-01 09:06:47 UTC
lol so generous
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#54 - 2012-04-01 09:08:38 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
lol so generous

Not really, it was a pretty good name, original, I think.

What is a spacelike but a click in the right place, after all?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#55 - 2012-04-01 09:10:18 UTC
<-- Sarcasm
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#56 - 2012-04-01 09:11:15 UTC
I know, dear pubbie. There's a lot of it floating on the internet nowadays.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#57 - 2012-04-01 09:12:10 UTC
Yes and me included
Alara IonStorm
#58 - 2012-04-01 09:12:25 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
I'm far too tired to rage at all. I'm all raged out. It's 5 am here. Forum pubbies have worn me out for the day.

Hey we live in the same timezone.
Plaude Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-04-01 09:26:12 UTC
If the goons really wanted to get thousands of kills in Jita, they wouldn't have publicly announced the event. They would only have told CCP to start reinforcing the Jita-node, and not to tell the players why. This way, nobody would see it coming. Instead, we all know what's going to happen, and we'll get plenty of time to prepare, either by flying away, or by stocking up on ships to sell during the event.

Who knows, maybe if you goons hadn't talked about it publicly, it might've been a surprise attack.

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MoyO zOlotse
State War Academy
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-04-01 09:33:26 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Yawn. OP #907 who doesn't realize that this event was planned and scheduled before The Mittani won the election.


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