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Traitors Among Traitors Goons Must Cry
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Decedere Taron
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-03-30 13:21:53 UTC
Out of pure luck and charisma I have found a way to profit from the Mittani PR problem. I been recruited by two current goons who are highly ranked and have access to multiple hangers and wallets of the goons. They (there names will not obviously be listed here) are upset at the remarks of there great leader and want walk away but not empty handed in true goon form.


You may ask how and why you are involved and my response to that is these traitors need an intermediary to funnel the proceeds of there theft through highsec since one of them wants to remain in goons so this theft can be acomplished one more time after it is discovered. Why do you ask that im doing this? Well it should be obvious I am in it for the ISK since I am a relatively new player with no disposable income.


These two traitors have asked me to post this inorder to recruit any other goons who are upset and want to assist in this theft or who have the capabilities to harm the alliance in a way that will truely upset the order This operation will be conducted with the utmost secrecy and all names and associations will be confindential and disclosed on a need to know basis.


Total payout according to my sources will range into the trillion isk range with all isk being evenly distributed to myself and the traitors who conducted and helped with this scheme.


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Sir Scarecrow
Kriegsmarinewerft
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-03-30 13:55:34 UTC
and how will any of that affect my real life ? Dude, this is a computer game, you sound like you're a CIA Spy that retired... relax, go fleet up, blow crap up, get blown up yourself and do something useful within this game's limits...
Michael Harari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#3 - 2012-03-30 14:24:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Michael Harari
1/10

Its basically a variation on the Nigerian prince email scam
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#4 - 2012-03-30 14:30:16 UTC
An implication of corruption at high ranks? Looks like someone's trying to get a cascade failure started.

Straight out of our GHSC official "How To Kill Alliances" playbook.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-03-30 14:35:35 UTC
+1 Sounds alittle Cloak and Dagger but if its true Kudos to you.

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Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#6 - 2012-03-30 14:36:43 UTC
2 isk says these two disgruntled players don't even exist.

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Valk Enaka
Wohlstandsgesellschaft
#7 - 2012-03-30 14:47:23 UTC
So 2 highly ranked goons decide to ask a 1 month old alt to help them out? Ya, I'll buy into that Lol

Quote:
these traitors need an intermediary to funnel the proceeds of there theft through highsec since one of them wants to remain in goons so this theft can be acomplished one more time after it is discovered

1. If only one wants to remain in goons, they don't need you.
2. If they have high access, there isn't a point in trying to do it again because they will get all they can take anyway.

Quote:
Total payout according to my sources will range into the trillion isk range with all isk being evenly distributed to myself and the traitors who conducted and helped with this scheme.

Again, if they wanted to use a 1 month old alt, they would use there own. No need to work with a third party, especially if that means losing trillions of isk from splitting it up.

1/10 for the effort though
Wripely
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-03-30 14:56:05 UTC
Valk Enaka wrote:
So 2 highly ranked goons decide to ask a 1 month old alt to help them out? Ya, I'll buy into that Lol

Quote:
these traitors need an intermediary to funnel the proceeds of there theft through highsec since one of them wants to remain in goons so this theft can be acomplished one more time after it is discovered

1. If only one wants to remain in goons, they don't need you.
2. If they have high access, there isn't a point in trying to do it again because they will get all they can take anyway.

Quote:
Total payout according to my sources will range into the trillion isk range with all isk being evenly distributed to myself and the traitors who conducted and helped with this scheme.

Again, if they wanted to use a 1 month old alt, they would use there own. No need to work with a third party, especially if that means losing trillions of isk from splitting it up.

1/10 for the effort though



Unless the OP is really one of there alts.
Takoten Yaken
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-03-30 15:04:38 UTC
laffo you think we have a trillion isk
Michael Harari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#10 - 2012-03-30 15:57:16 UTC
Takoten Yaken wrote:
laffo you think we have a trillion isk


Why not? We do.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#11 - 2012-03-30 20:41:36 UTC
Unfortunately, the assets were locked into customs when I attempted to access them. The officer on station has informed me that if I were to find a true member of the alliance with high enough access to grant me a note of support, along with a 500mil isk retainer for the release of the assets, then all is well.

I've identified you, the goon disgruntled, as someone of note to help me in this endeavor. For your efforts, I will provide to you one half (50%) of all assets retreived. All I need from you is your statement of note from a goon of great import, and deposit of 500 million isk to my wallet to free the assets.

I am assured that the assets in question are worth multiple billions of isk, resulting in great fortune for the two of us.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#12 - 2012-03-30 21:19:11 UTC
So is it 2 or three traitors. The story starts out as 3 then moves to 2 after 1 wants to stay behind and gran thef space ships one more time. So adding that one it is 3 right? In total or really 2 plus this guys main and alt?


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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#13 - 2012-03-30 21:58:40 UTC
Are you allowed to (space) nigerian scam in this forum?

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Justa Altlol
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-04-01 10:48:03 UTC
Does anyone else think this might just be the goons attempting to discover gullible potential thieves? Either that or it's a scam.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-04-02 00:44:07 UTC
Tipping off Digi like this is a great way to assure your success.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-04-02 11:58:21 UTC
Shut up and give me a phishing link to click on!

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Spy 21
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-04-02 19:01:21 UTC
Michael Harari wrote:
1/10

Its basically a variation on the Nigerian price email scam


I was waiting for the part where I had to open an account and fund it as a destination for the stolen loot.

S

Obfuscation for the WIN on page 3...
Spy 21
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-04-02 19:02:24 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Unfortunately, the assets were locked into customs when I attempted to access them. The officer on station has informed me that if I were to find a true member of the alliance with high enough access to grant me a note of support, along with a 500mil isk retainer for the release of the assets, then all is well.

I've identified you, the goon disgruntled, as someone of note to help me in this endeavor. For your efforts, I will provide to you one half (50%) of all assets retreived. All I need from you is your statement of note from a goon of great import, and deposit of 500 million isk to my wallet to free the assets.

I am assured that the assets in question are worth multiple billions of isk, resulting in great fortune for the two of us.


+1 that's what I was talking about...
he said it better is all.
S

Obfuscation for the WIN on page 3...
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-04-02 20:00:32 UTC
Decedere Taron wrote:
Out of pure luck and charisma I have found a way to profit from the Mittani PR problem. I been recruited by two current goons who are highly ranked and have access to multiple hangers and wallets of the goons. They (there names will not obviously be listed here) are upset at the remarks of there great leader and want walk away but not empty handed in true goon form.


You may ask how and why you are involved and my response to that is these traitors need an intermediary to funnel the proceeds of there theft through highsec since one of them wants to remain in goons so this theft can be acomplished one more time after it is discovered. Why do you ask that im doing this? Well it should be obvious I am in it for the ISK since I am a relatively new player with no disposable income.


These two traitors have asked me to post this inorder to recruit any other goons who are upset and want to assist in this theft or who have the capabilities to harm the alliance in a way that will truely upset the order This operation will be conducted with the utmost secrecy and all names and associations will be confindential and disclosed on a need to know basis.


Total payout according to my sources will range into the trillion isk range with all isk being evenly distributed to myself and the traitors who conducted and helped with this scheme.


Mail me in-game (This message will self destruct in 7 days.)


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Zubrette
R3d Fire
#20 - 2012-04-02 22:33:53 UTC
Pull of the heist first before you brag about it 0/10
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