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Cur Dogs Incorporated 0
xPink Pantherx Cur Dogs Incorporated Likes received: 0	#1 - 2012-03-29 22:14:02 UTC May my life a crime begin. All info in getting started will be greatly appreciated. This is my Shocked face!!!!!

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#2 - 2012-03-29 22:45:10 UTC

How about some Mass Attack instead:

"Through the constant harassment over the years the high-sec player can really no longer be termed the carebear. These guys have taken beating after beating and you know what, they're still there, truckin along.

You think high-sec-carebear cares? High-sec-carebear is craaaaaazy, he don't give a ****.

There isn't anything left for you to do to them. You've shot your wad, sorry. Go, kill them some more. They're like fungus or bacteria, they won't die and they won't stop. All you have to show for years of organized harassment campaigns against them is ... nothing. The only people that care are you guys, who hype up your own "achievements" amongst yourselfs and add some arbitrary and irrelevant level of importance to it. "

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Tah'ris Khlador

Space Ghosts.

Break-A-Wish Foundation

Likes received: 1,331

#3 - 2012-03-30 00:18:14 UTC

What sort of crime life do you desire? Espionage and Theft? From 5.0 to -10.0 and never looking back? The protection of the natural wonders of space from those destructive mineral laceration devices? The cries of the innocent and the blood of the stupid? A rogue element of destruction and mayhem?

Your options are endless. Your death is most assured. The journey and tears will be glorious.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Doomheim 0
Finagles Law Doomheim Likes received: 0	#4 - 2012-03-30 00:59:09 UTC xPink Pantherx wrote: All info in getting started will be greatly appreciated. Point guns at other players and destroy their internet spaceships!

SkyDog Freight and Logistics 14
Zaltone SkyDog Freight and Logistics Likes received: 14	#5 - 2012-03-30 16:15:08 UTC Finagles Law wrote: xPink Pantherx wrote: All info in getting started will be greatly appreciated. Point guns at other players and destroy their internet spaceships! Seems super legit I would go with her advice The Dominix is always, the answer the question doesnt matter!!!!!

Lady Spank

Get Out Nasty Face

Likes received: 3,886

#6 - 2012-03-30 20:27:55 UTC

You should definitely consider the crime of becoming a high sec binman cleaning up after those wasteful mission runners. You will find lots of people discussing this highly interesting and apparently criminal activity within the crime and punishment subforum so you just know it must be very naughty.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 2,221
Psychotic Monk Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 2,221	#7 - 2012-03-30 21:26:57 UTC 1 Spank, ninja salvaging is dead, and has been for some time. Have you actually been reading these threads, or just assuming they're about things that were relevant last year? Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity