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An unnofical explanation as to why you hate us
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Caimeka
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-03-29 09:43:55 UTC
You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

You’d be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew you’d be alone in the kitchen ‘cause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of — Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits — and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


— AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN… the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#2 - 2012-03-29 09:44:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Rel'k Bloodlor
Its because you and goon swarm openly say your going to brake/burn/****/destroy our game.

Also your a some thing awful forum member witch is just more of the above.

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#3 - 2012-03-29 09:45:58 UTC
What did I just read...? What?

Yeeee! 
Wilhelm Riley
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-03-29 09:47:53 UTC
No, pretty sure it's because you're all douchebags.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-03-29 09:48:11 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
What did I just read...? What?



Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#6 - 2012-03-29 09:50:58 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
What did I just read...? What?



Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there.


angry ticks fire out of my nipples

Yeeee! 
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-03-29 09:51:11 UTC
Most of it is quoting Dylan Morran an irish stand up comedian. And presumably trying to look original in the process.

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Prince Kobol
#8 - 2012-03-29 09:51:19 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

You’d be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew you’d be alone in the kitchen ‘cause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of — Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits — and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


— AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN… the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.


No No No, you have completely misunderstood the situation.

We do not hate you

we do what we have to do because

WE LOVE YOU

Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
Thereon Tripel
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-03-29 09:51:26 UTC
The Mittani's not the only one who's been drinking by the look of it.
Travarica
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-03-29 09:51:28 UTC
No, no, you got it all wrong. It's because you are idiots.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-03-29 09:53:38 UTC
Travarica wrote:
No, no, you got it all wrong. It's because you are idiots.



I actually have a PhD.




(in Anthropology Cry)
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-03-29 09:55:22 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

You’d be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew you’d be alone in the kitchen ‘cause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of — Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits — and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


— AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN… the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.


No no no.

We hate you because you are crap.

You are dumb fucks.

You make vomit pools on tables socially acceptable in comparison.

You also have a stupid leader who encourages depressed people to kill themselves and tries to recruit others to encourage the same.

So keep crying, maybe you will see the logic that lies just beyond your tear soaked eyes.

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Frying Doom
#13 - 2012-03-29 09:55:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
We don't hate you, we just love laughing at you.

I used to call you Goonsheep after this lot I need a new name for you, something like bozo the clown swarm.
You guys are now officially the funniest joke EVER.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Caimeka
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-03-29 09:56:55 UTC
Headerman wrote:

No no no.

We hate you because you are crap.

You are dumb fucks.

You make vomit pools on tables socially acceptable in comparison.

You also have a stupid leader who encourages depressed people to kill themselves and tries to recruit others to encourage the same.

So keep crying, maybe you will see the logic that lies just beyond your tear soaked eyes.


We freely admit we're crap at this game.

Most of you happen to be worse. Also mittens is smarter than you having retired before the age of 30
Caimeka
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-03-29 09:58:03 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
We don't hate you, we just love laughing at you.

I used to call you Goonsheep after this lot I need a new name for you, something like bozo the clown swarm.
You guys are now officially the funniest joke EVER.



How's that holding sov doing for ya... oh.. yeah.

I can rent you some of Tenal at a fantastic rate
Jaqa
Royale Strategic Imperative
#16 - 2012-03-29 09:58:04 UTC
That was a good read.
+1

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Caimeka
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-03-29 09:58:47 UTC
**** yeah got a space like.
Travarica
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-03-29 09:59:47 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
Travarica wrote:
No, no, you got it all wrong. It's because you are idiots.



I actually have a PhD.




(in Anthropology Cry)



And that's a sign that you are not an idiot??? LOL! Dumb goon!
Di Mulle
#19 - 2012-03-29 10:00:05 UTC
Goons really take this too seriously. It started to lead some of them into hallucinating.

I would advise you to seek a proffesional outside help.
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Frying Doom
#20 - 2012-03-29 10:01:49 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
We don't hate you, we just love laughing at you.

I used to call you Goonsheep after this lot I need a new name for you, something like bozo the clown swarm.
You guys are now officially the funniest joke EVER.



How's that holding sov doing for ya... oh.. yeah.

I can rent you some of Tenal at a fantastic rate

Like I said you guys are a joke. I don't want sov, dont want to rent ect...funny enough the minority care about that crap and you guys are one hell of a minority now. Your the Jokeswarm.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
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