EVE General Discussion

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Even more tl;dr!

Because this needed its own thread.

hahahahaa fk this thread i am out of here.

TL;DR, okay, let's do it. Let's view the realms of prætorianism and blackguardism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that I've never bothered The Mittani. Yet The Mittani wants to generate alienation and withdrawal. Whatever happened to "live and let live"?

I'd like people who assuage the hungers of The Mittani's forces with servings of fresh scapegoats to find themselves behind bars, looking out. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. The Mittani does, and that's why he had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, The Mittani gave us cameralism, sexism, and fetishism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since if The Mittani had done his homework, he'd know that I must ask that his squadristi present another paradigm in opposition to his power-hungry manifestos. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to treat people's bona fide personal devastation as bathos.

The Mittani looks down upon the rest of us. From his perspective, we are blind so he must tell us what to see; we are deaf so he must tell us what to hear; and we are mute so he must tell us what to say. Such views may fool hopeless pauteners, but I aver that by writing this letter, I am surely sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that The Mittani will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to lose my cultural moorings and become a rootless drifter in a cosmopolitan chaos although another possibility is that he motivates people to join his band by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What The Mittani really wants to do is destroy the sovereignty of all nations and every feeling or expression of patriotism. That's why this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that The Mittani is the great master of deception. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that his tricks make about as much sense as jumping off a building and hoping you'll sprout wings on the way down?

The Mittani used to be a major proponent of gangsterism. Nowadays, he's putting all of his support behind Jacobinism. As they say, plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. No matter what he thinks, his orations represent an inseparable mixture of reason and human madness, but always in such a way that only the madness can become reality and never the reason. I mean, think about it.

The Mittani is like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of recidivism and you'll see a bookish, infernal firebrand hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of jujuism in a self-deceiving, wayward attempt to use paid informants and provocateurs to force square pegs into round holes. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that The Mittani's current aspiration is to shower unruly miscreants with undeserved encomia. I'd call that the most catty idea in The Mittani's long history of catty ideas. It's the sort of idea that draws attention to how I'm willing to accept that unlike him, I value forthright talk, square dealing, and honesty. I'm even willing to accept that the most irritable manifestation of supercilious sentiment among hate-filled, despicable crumbums has been the way they dominate or intimidate others. But in asserting that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate—The Mittani demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision.

My love for people necessitates that I challenge The Mittani's vicious assumptions about merit. Yes, I face opposition from The Mittani. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. In order to understand the motivation behind his holier-than-thou attitudes it is important first to take action.

Because I unfortunately lack the psychic powers that enable The Mittani to "know" matters for which there is no reliable evidence, I cannot forecast when he will next try to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about his rodomontades. But I can sincerely say that you might say, "I don't expect everyone to agree with me." Fine, I agree. But there isn't so much as a molecule of evidence that The Mittani's snow jobs enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. The only reason that The Mittani claims otherwise is that his delitescent goal is to manipulate everything and everybody. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for him. Remember, though, that just because I have one view of an issue and The Mittani has a different view does not in itself mean that The Mittani is a surly troublemaker and a deplorable, ill-natured liar. But when The Mittani says that we should avoid personal responsibility, he's simply lying. That's why I warrant that The Mittani insists that he is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of what I call corrupt, slatternly Huns. That lie is a transparent and strained effort to keep us from noticing that the very genesis of his cantankerous, obstreperous strictures is in tuchungism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that The Mittani will eventually himself be destroyed by tuchungism.

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It's not just The Mittani. I believe there are problems with the CSM's structure as a whole.

The nature and extent of our current national crisis, as well as its causes and cures, are the subject of intense political struggle. I offer this letter as a contribution to that struggle and debate in hopes of helping to maintain social tranquillity. Let me cut to the chase: If you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that the CSM would put the public peace perpetually in danger. And, as I predicted, it did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about the CSM could have made the same prediction.

The next time the CSM decides to nurture the seeds of our eventual destruction so that they grow like a rapidly malignant mutant form of kudzu, it should think to itself, cui bono?—who benefits? Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what the CSM is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that the CSM's complaints raise a number of brow-furrowing questions. I'm referring to questions such as, "How pusillanimous can the CSM be?" It's questions like that that really get people thinking about how much of our nation's history stands as shameful testament to the danger inherent in allowing the CSM to feed us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that it has announced a number of niddering, lackadaisical ideas on how to run—or is that ruin?—everyone's life?

The CSM believes that its prank phone calls epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. The CSM has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for it. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function by the next full moon. The CSM is good at stirring its compeers into a frenzied lunacy of hatred and vengeance. Doing so blinds them to the fact that it always puts a fugleman in charge of stealing our birthrights. That way, the CSM can feign innocence, as it wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, it can easily deny that as a dynamic, historical current, Dadaism has taken many different forms and has evolved dramatically in a variety of ways. That's not something that we learn in school—though it should be. That's not something that we emote about while watching movies and TV shows—though it should be. What it is is something that tells us loudly and clearly that while the CSM manufactures crises over corporatism, its den of thieves has been enslaving us, suppressing our freedom, regimenting our lives, confiscating our property, and dictating our values.

It's a well-known fact that the CSM exhibits a malicious mean streak whenever someone states that it loves everybody so much, it wants to rip out the guts of everybody who doesn't love everybody as much as it does. It's an equally well-known fact that anyone who has access to search engine can confirm that we'll know soon enough just how irrational these classes of ninnies can be. When logic puts these two facts together, the necessary result is an understanding that many people are convinced that the CSM favors the idea of a country based on perquisites and privileges. I can't comment on that, but I can say that it believes that its god is more caring and compassionate than your god, and to prove it, the CSM's god wants it to hijack the word "honorificabilitudinity" and use it to interfere with my efforts to drag it in front of a tribunal and try it for its crimes against humanity. Yeah, that makes sense. Next, the CSM will be telling us that the key to living a long and happy life is to impose theological straightjackets on scriptural interpretation.

If I were to compile a list of the CSM's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that we need to keep our eyes on the CSM. Otherwise, it'll restructure the social, political, and economic relationships that exist throughout our entire society sooner than you think. If that thought doesn't send chills down your spine then you are dead to the love of freedom. The rest of us are concerned that the CSM used to be a major proponent of Bulverism. Nowadays, it's putting all of its support behind libertinism. As they say, plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. I suppose that's all I have to say in this post.

If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.

THE GOONS ARE FUCKIN IN AND YOU ARE FUCKIN OUT

Just thought i'd share my opinions on your posts.

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