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The High Sec Rattle snake Ninja kill
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Vile EnEon
Breast Augmentation Charity Society
#1 - 2012-03-25 15:36:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Vile EnEon
On grid with Rattle Snake just starting a Pleasure Hub, in my pupose built Ishkur

[ 2012.03.24 23:17:57 ] Vile EnEon > Greetings
[ 2012.03.24 23:18:47 ] AMGSiR > have fun with the agro.. dickhead

Rattle warps out. I stay , and keep looting and shooting with my 5 drones. Rattle Snake pilot returns to Grid and I convo him:

[ 2012.03.24 23:28:21 ] Vile EnEon > So, Dickhead
[ 2012.03.24 23:28:24 ] AMGSiR > meh, sorry for hte hate.. lol
[ 2012.03.24 23:28:26 ] Vile EnEon > Are you going to sit there or what?
[ 2012.03.24 23:28:39 ] Vile EnEon > I get it a lot, no worries
[ 2012.03.24 23:28:58 ] AMGSiR > well, no suprise with that style of gameplay.. but you do it pretty well.
[ 2012.03.24 23:29:34 ] Vile EnEon > Thankfully nobody ever shoots back, so its pretty lucrative.
[ 2012.03.24 23:30:49 ] AMGSiR > why an npc corp?
[ 2012.03.24 23:31:39 ] Vile EnEon > Tired of Corp Politics
[ 2012.03.24 23:31:47 ] AMGSiR > haha, yeah i hear you
[ 2012.03.24 23:32:03 ] AMGSiR > it's either bullshit politics.. or corps with absolutely no direction
[ 2012.03.24 23:32:17 ] Vile EnEon > I run solo, so no need for corp, don't ever really have to pay taxes since I run other peoples missions.
[ 2012.03.24 23:32:27 ] AMGSiR > haha, yeah
[ 2012.03.24 23:36:03 ] AMGSiR > impressive fit

At this point I take the entire next spawn, including the two spider drones, which start to cause a problem for my speed tank. While I'm desperately killing spider drones, Rattle targets and shoots just as last spider drone goes down and I'm safe again.

I get point, web, NOSs, I'm now cap stable and he can't kill me, I orbit as Fleet mates arrive:

[ 2012.03.24 23:37:43 ] AMGSiR > how much to get out....
[ 2012.03.24 23:38:16 ] Vile EnEon > 500M should do
[ 2012.03.24 23:38:38 ] AMGSiR > agreed.. how do i know you will honor it
[ 2012.03.24 23:39:12 ] Vile EnEon > Standy by, I'll invite you to our alliance channel.
[ 2012.03.24 23:39:17 ] AMGSiR > k

Channel Name: Suddenly Ransoms!

[ 2012.03.24 17:41:58 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: [16:50:03] EVE System Channel MOTD: WELCOME TO THE SUDDENLY NINJAS RANSOMS!It would appear that you have ****** up.

[ 2012.03.24 23:39:33 ] Vile EnEon > Greetings
[ 2012.03.24 23:39:37 ] AMGSiR > lol, yeah
[ 2012.03.24 23:39:52 ] Vile EnEon > This our alliance channel for ransoming players.
[ 2012.03.24 23:39:58 ] Vile EnEon > Your ransom today is 500M
[ 2012.03.24 23:40:04 ] AMGSiR > ok
[ 2012.03.24 23:40:04 ] Vile EnEon > We have to honor
[ 2012.03.24 23:40:25 ] AMGSiR > alright
[ 2012.03.24 23:40:53 ] AMGSiR > can i have the damsel? lol
[ 2012.03.24 23:41:15 ] Vile EnEon > I have one I can give you.
[ 2012.03.24 23:41:27 ] AMGSiR > thx
[ 2012.03.24 23:41:50 ] AMGSiR > so who do i pay
[ 2012.03.24 23:41:57 ] Vile EnEon > Me pls
[ 2012.03.24 23:42:10 ] AMGSiR > k.. mind if i wait til the room is clear?
[ 2012.03.24 23:42:16 ] Vile EnEon > No Problem
[ 2012.03.24 23:44:28 ] AMGSiR > Ok.. you've got me webbed.. can your friends leave. No offense but the trust level is pretty low
[ 2012.03.24 23:45:04 ] Vile EnEon > Understood, Damsel in a can next to you.
[ 2012.03.24 23:45:12 ] Vile EnEon > Can is named Damsel as a show off good faith

Fleet mate in DPS ship puts out a can named "The Damsel" right next to the Rattle, who has to this point been very careful to NOT spread aggro, and I'm worried I won't be able to kill him when the time comes. Rattle snake pilot takes the Damsel from the Can!!! Shocked

[ 2012.03.24 23:45:47 ] Vile EnEon > Thank you.
[ 2012.03.24 23:45:59 ] Vile EnEon > So, its a deal yes? 500M?
[ 2012.03.24 23:46:16 ] AMGSiR > yes i'll pay.. they clear out.. i pay
[ 2012.03.24 23:46:31 ] AMGSiR > you've got me webbed.. if i don't.. well you know what happens
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:06 ] AMGSiR > ummm..

Rattle pilot now realizes he spread aggro, and is getting pounded upon, new ransom offered.

[ 2012.03.24 23:47:14 ] Ullus Demos > pay me 500mil and I'll let you go
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:29 ] AMGSiR > paid to vile
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:36 ] Ullus Demos > pay me also
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:41 ] Ullus Demos > you stole from me

Rattle initiates self destruct.

[ 2012.03.24 23:47:51 ] Vile EnEon > OK,
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:53 ] Vile EnEon > Wait
[ 2012.03.24 23:47:55 ] Vile EnEon > Calm down
[ 2012.03.24 23:48:00 ] Vile EnEon > I got the isk, that's good
[ 2012.03.24 23:48:07 ] Vile EnEon > Stop the self destruct

Self destruct averted by making the rattle snake explode. \o/

[ 2012.03.24 23:48:28 ] Ullus Demos > yay
[ 2012.03.24 23:48:34 ] Ullus Demos > I got the damsel!
[ 2012.03.24 23:48:43 ] Ullus Demos > \o/
[ 2012.03.24 23:48:59 ] Vile EnEon > Have Nice Day!

A few minutes later:

[ 2012.03.24 23:57:14 ] Vile EnEon > Greetings
[ 2012.03.24 23:57:18 ] AMGSiR > lol... yeah
[ 2012.03.24 23:57:20 ] AMGSiR > lesson learned
[ 2012.03.24 23:57:28 ] AMGSiR > mind if i ask what the fit is on your ishkur?
[ 2012.03.24 23:57:41 ] Vile EnEon > Cargo Container
[ 2012.03.24 23:57:57 ] Vile EnEon > Fit for just this purpose. Would be terrible at PvP
[ 2012.03.24 23:58:11 ] AMGSiR > yeah.. i was impressed how well it was standing up actually
[ 2012.03.24 23:58:27 ] AMGSiR > even once i made the mistake of trying to kill you
[ 2012.03.24 23:58:50 ] Vile EnEon > Yea, I figured you might shoot when both spider drones came at me.
[ 2012.03.24 23:59:01 ] AMGSiR > lol, i thought it was a no brainer
[ 2012.03.24 23:59:10 ] AMGSiR > and.. i KNEW you had friends waiting .. i'm such a dumb ****
[ 2012.03.25 00:00:04 ] AMGSiR > Ah well.. it's just a game. No hard feelings.. enjoy the isk .. lol, fracker
[ 2012.03.25 00:00:20 ] Vile EnEon > LOL, Have nice day!

Kill Mail (apparently, the tank is so awesome, you can leave modules out!)

http://kb.montynet.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=62
Vile EnEon
Breast Augmentation Charity Society
#2 - 2012-03-25 15:42:24 UTC
Meant to put this in the Pirate Story thread.. Oh well
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-03-25 16:40:00 UTC
Need to other wise zee MODS will cleanse this thread.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC
#4 - 2012-03-25 18:37:51 UTC
Confirming that Vile likes to ride the snake.
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-03-25 18:44:34 UTC
Your Ishkur seems to be a Proteus.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-03-25 18:55:37 UTC
I love it when these sorts of things still happen, despite nerfs. Keep up the good work!

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Daisai
Daisai Investments.
#7 - 2012-03-25 19:29:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Daisai
Sutskop wrote:
Your Ishkur seems to be a Proteus.


Orca's are awesome arent they.

Also gratz to the OP, nice kill.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-03-26 04:58:27 UTC
800mil, not bad.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#9 - 2012-03-26 05:16:14 UTC
He didn't consider popping pleasure hub with you tanking everything? What?

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2012-03-27 04:13:18 UTC
LSE IIs. Don't leave home without them.

Also, funny looking Ishkur in that killmail. But, hey. Still a nice kill.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#11 - 2012-03-27 04:28:01 UTC
Ah, idiots. EVE wouldn't be fun without them.
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#12 - 2012-03-27 08:56:17 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Ah, Piwates. EVE wouldn't be fun without them.


Edited for you Blink

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#13 - 2012-03-27 09:04:06 UTC
Ravnik wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Ah, Piwates. EVE wouldn't be fun without them.


Edited for you Blink


Nah, pretty sure I had it right the first time. Because without them, who will the piwates have fun with?
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#14 - 2012-03-27 09:13:25 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Ravnik wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Ah, Piwates. EVE wouldn't be fun without them.


Edited for you Blink


Nah, pretty sure I had it right the first time. Because without them, who will the piwates have fun with?


hmmm good point, my bad!

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#15 - 2012-03-27 13:02:00 UTC
I would like to clarify a few things.

A: Suddenly Ninjas policy is to ALWAYS honor ransoms. Failure to honor ransoms results in instant expulsion from the TEARS alliance.

B: Vile Eneon and Ullus Demos are no longer ambassadors for TEARS in any way, therefore had no right to be in our legitimately used channel used to give MR's a chance to save their ships. They no longer have any association with SN.


Please remember: SN is a corp that is here for the greater good of the Eve Community.
If you see anyone posing as a SN member, or a SN member acting with dishonor, please evemail our CEO, Zavulon Sukkot
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-03-27 15:30:56 UTC
And the dumb ones always manage to lick their own ear.

Pilot should of just warped off after blueing or shooting the wrecks, canceled mission, and just moved on.

Why even bothering to open fire? You can't teach an old dogs tricks (like the Rattle pilot trying to outmart the ishkur pilot), cause the Ishkur pilot just took the Rattle pilot out behind the shed while the Damsel shouted "OLD YELLER! OLD YELLER!" before he was put down. If someone is red, just dock up, swap to newb ship and trash your assets. So much faster!

And L2SD faster, if you manage to get aggro and then pointed...just do it right away. You cannot trust people in EVE and its better to take a ****, scoop it with your fingers, then flip it back in their eye as a gesture of being neighborly. Twisted More often, they are unable to break tank in 2 minutes Lol
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#17 - 2012-03-28 11:27:07 UTC
TL;DR Rattlepilot was stupid, and OP dishonoured ransom, ok

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.