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Why Mittani Won [Unreasonable Posts Only] [56k friendly]

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EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-24 22:20:43 UTC
The tossed about number is that 8000+ goons voted mittens into his chairman seat again this year (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation).

However, this is incorrect as you can figure at least two (2) out of every three (3) characters is on the same account and the voting is, of course, tallied by accounts and not by characters to prevent abuse (heh).

Given this, that would make it about ~3000+ accounts being able to vote (excluding our newbees in this total, obviously) in Goonswarm Federation with another 1-2000 accounts being added from our allies in the ClusterFuck Coalition.

So, what I ask of you, dear reader, is to get as upset as possible that 8000 goons voted Mittani into his chairman position and post as unreasonably as possible while deriding this post.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-03-24 22:21:52 UTC
HEIL CHAIRMAN

Dodixie > Hek
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#3 - 2012-03-24 22:23:10 UTC
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?

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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-03-24 22:25:07 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?


I bet you think 9/11 was an inside job.

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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#5 - 2012-03-24 22:26:24 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
The tossed about number is that 8000+ goons voted mittens into his chairman seat again this year (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation).

However, this is incorrect as you can figure at least two (2) out of every three (3) characters is on the same account and the voting is, of course, tallied by accounts and not by characters to prevent abuse (heh).

Given this, that would make it about ~3000+ accounts being able to vote (excluding our newbees in this total, obviously) in Goonswarm Federation with another 1-2000 accounts being added from our allies in the ClusterFuck Coalition.

So, what I ask of you, dear reader, is to get as upset as possible that 8000 goons voted Mittani into his chairman position and post as unreasonably as possible while deriding this post.


Holy **** ****** **** ****** I can't ******** ******* ******* ****** ** *** ********** Jesus ************* **** ** ******* THE MITTANI ********* ****** TINFOIL!!!!!! ***** HE ******** ***** BOUGHT ***** ********* ****** THE STUPID ****** ******* HOLY ****ING ****** ****** ***** ***!!!!!

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-03-24 22:26:36 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:

I bet you think 9/11 was an inside job.


There's a big difference between internet spaceships and factual happenings.

Dodixie > Hek
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2012-03-24 22:28:03 UTC
We could always hope there's some breakdown on "Alliance X voted like this" stats released. And more detailed "age" stats, seeing as there was a lot of "new" pilots voting.

/c

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EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-24 22:29:10 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?


This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread.

Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each!
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-03-24 22:30:30 UTC
Chribba wrote:
We could always hope there's some breakdown on "Alliance X voted like this" stats released. And more detailed "age" stats, seeing as there was a lot of "new" pilots voting.

/c


GSF is actually in the middle of a Newbee Drive right now (we pretty much perpetually are), so it's not unreasonable that we'd have a lot of new accounts voting.

Oh goddamnit, I broke my own thread rules Sad



Everyone should've voted Xenuria in tbqh
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-03-24 22:40:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Kai Tel
The numbers are fake. We all know your favorite Hitler wannabe won because that Kuru guy hacked the servers again. It's all just a set up to help self destruct EVE's community and get back at the devs for his perma-ban through manipulating their own hubris and degenerate behaviour. Mittens is at the end of his rope and CSM career. I mean look at him, he's already popping crack cocaine and alcohol before making speeches on camera at fanfest and having romantic brawls with the leaders of his primary ally in space. I bet Bolton brought him flowers. I can't wait for the sex tape. Ok well, maybe, it's not like I'd watch it I'd just throw it out into the forum for troll consumption.

You people need to grow up and stop spreading lies and propaganda. EVE players see through you. It's all about making goons more cash in 0.0 while cutting off every other source of game income for everyone else so you can run around calling others peple peasents while wearing RMT bought monocles and writing with fake german accents. You people and your F'n costume parties...

That D3 guy, you know the space playing british secrest service agent? He has been taping your conversations too. Its all public now man. All of it.

You should never have posted OP... You gave yourself away and you weren't even an ass-virgin.

(I'm sleepy so my trollin is a bit off. I might try again after some coffee.)
Vokanic
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-03-24 22:41:22 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Mara Rinn wrote:
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?


This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread.

Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each!


I personally am looking forward to having 6 months of alts paid for by goons to bypass any security checks of new accounts. Totally worth it too.

I mean ****, if mittani didnt get voted in, we coulda had riverini in the csm.. no wait sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates.
EveNews247
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-03-24 22:47:59 UTC
Gratz The Mittani :)

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Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-03-24 22:49:04 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Mara Rinn wrote:
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?


This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread.

Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each!


I used my new accounts to train hulk gankers!

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-03-24 22:52:56 UTC
best i can come up with it that

1. Goons used buddy system to have a spare character for a month to vote with

2. Goons have other characters not in the Goons. IE for highsec Incursion running

3. The was some natural voting from people not affilated with him. No know a few who did and have nothing to do with the Goons

4. Other Alliances voted for Mittans as they believe that his being in charge will be benificial to them


He won fair and square regardless of a bit of meta gaming.


Good luck to him

But It's a shame that Hans missed the cut and i have nothing to do with him

Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words
Tam Althor
Commonwealth Industries
#15 - 2012-03-24 22:55:34 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
The tossed about number is that 8000+ goons voted mittens into his chairman seat again this year (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation).

However, this is incorrect as you can figure at least two (2) out of every three (3) characters is on the same account and the voting is, of course, tallied by accounts and not by characters to prevent abuse (heh).

Given this, that would make it about ~3000+ accounts being able to vote (excluding our newbees in this total, obviously) in Goonswarm Federation with another 1-2000 accounts being added from our allies in the ClusterFuck Coalition.

So, what I ask of you, dear reader, is to get as upset as possible that 8000 goons voted Mittani into his chairman position and post as unreasonably as possible while deriding this post.



Easy answer is he traded tech moons for votes, and will take the moons back now that he won, yep bet that's the answer :P
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-03-24 22:55:38 UTC
Vokanic wrote:
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Mara Rinn wrote:
How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?


This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread.

Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each!


I personally am looking forward to having 6 months of alts paid for by goons to bypass any security checks of new accounts. Totally worth it too.

I mean ****, if mittani didnt get voted in, we coulda had riverini in the csm.. no wait sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates.


You're right, everyone should've voted for Riverini of Eve News 24 Dot Com instead!
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#17 - 2012-03-24 22:58:39 UTC
My knackers hurt in these tin foil panties.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-03-24 22:59:00 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each!
No GTX 560 for Mittens!
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-03-24 23:00:30 UTC
Vokanic wrote:
Sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates.
I didn't vote for him, but he finished 10th, I believe. Well ahead of every :lol: candidate. Xenuria got 200 votes.
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-03-24 23:03:10 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
Vokanic wrote:
Sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates.
I didn't vote for him, but he finished 10th, I believe. Well ahead of every :lol: candidate. Xenuria got 200 votes.


Pretty sure that Riverini only got votes from the 100% cream of the crop Goon Haters. I would count this as a joke candidate, and he came in 16th
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