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Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#121 - 2012-03-25 10:42:15 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:

Man up



100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?

So in other words, you're a fat lard.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#122 - 2012-03-25 10:43:47 UTC
Karadion wrote:
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:

Man up



100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?

So in other words, you're a fat lard.



No , trained martial arts for 20 years .....

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Valerius Anthar
Nuts Butts and EuroSluts
#123 - 2012-03-25 10:43:58 UTC
Karadion wrote:
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:

Man up



100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?

So in other words, you're a fat lard.


I'm kinda hungry now.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#124 - 2012-03-25 10:45:22 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:

Man up



100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?

So in other words, you're a fat lard.



No , trained martial arts for 20 years .....

You're still a fat lard. http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ Lose some weight buddy. Let's say we believe you are "trained" in the martial arts, I doubt you would have been able to lift your leg for the hell of it. Breaking boards with your fist at the seam is not martial arts.
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#125 - 2012-03-25 10:49:10 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Karadion wrote:

Man up



100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?



Ahaha congratulations you have a BMI of 27.12, tubby! BMI is between 25 and 29.9 (Overweight)


YOU FAT BRO Cool
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#126 - 2012-03-25 10:50:23 UTC
The best part about BMI is it pretty accurately reflects your life expectancy to the point where even folks who are overweight because of muscle do tend to die earlier! It's not even funny it's a serious risk to your health and we all hope you get help :)
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#127 - 2012-03-25 10:51:11 UTC
200 pds is just an estimate for you yanks, TBH I haven't weighed myself in a while I was around 14 stone though

Also BMI means very little as it doesn't take into acount skelatl weight or muscle mass

Consider a 5'6 bodybuilder your going to call him obese because of some table you read but barely understood.

Goon logic strikes agian Roll

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#128 - 2012-03-25 10:53:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Karadion
Professor Alphane wrote:
200 pds is just an estimate for you yanks, TBH I haven't weighed myself in a while I was around 14 stone though

Also BMI means very little as it doesn't take into acount skelatl weight or muscle mass

Consider a 5'6 bodybuilder your going to call him obese because of some table you read but barely understood.

Goon logic strikes agian Roll

I still don't see how martial arts and being a fat lard are connected together. As I've said, breaking boards is not martial arts, it just points out you're a gullible moron for thinking it is a martial arts. Then again, you're probably sporting a beer belly and calling it "muscle" instead of for what you are. A gluttonous computer gamer who don't have much of a social life, cry about the people you dislike on forums while slurping down the surplee that you bought at your local 7-11.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#129 - 2012-03-25 10:54:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Alphane
LOL's you real slow ain't you bud, perhaps you should ask one of your goon mates

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#130 - 2012-03-25 10:55:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55. BMI is a very very good indicator of health prognosis, which is why people use it.


Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard Sad I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#131 - 2012-03-25 10:56:41 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
LOL's you real slow ain't you bud, perhaps you should ask one of your goon mates
Yes, Mr. Martial Arts. I'll get right on that and start going to my goon mates for help. But we already established what you are. A moron, fat, likes to claim you got 20 years of fake martial art experience claiming you can break boards at the seams, masturbate yourself to sleep, etc. Maybe you should see a psychologist. Your username does not reflect your IQ. In fact, it points out how much of a moron you are.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#132 - 2012-03-25 10:57:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Alphane
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:
I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55.


Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard Sad I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D



Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are

I NEVER do weights

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#133 - 2012-03-25 10:58:21 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:
I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55.


Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard Sad I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D



Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are

Beating your crotch is soft arts? Well, we learn something new everyday.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#134 - 2012-03-25 10:58:34 UTC
Fat guys doing martial arts are hilarious. I bet he has a katana collection too.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#135 - 2012-03-25 11:01:55 UTC
Just cos thats the only exercise you get in your Ma's basement doesn't mean thats all that anyone does...

Harlot you dissapoint me your exciment is obviously affecting your comprehension, I am not fat , nor do I collect deadly oriental weapons like you neckbeard wannabes

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#136 - 2012-03-25 11:04:51 UTC
When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#137 - 2012-03-25 11:06:18 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:
I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55.


Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard Sad I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D



Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are

I NEVER do weights



I'm sorry to tell you that, despite your quite intense training I'm sure, you unfortunately have a very very unhealthy body. BMI might have some trouble, some mathematical ruffles at the edges and naturally folks have varying physiologies but in general like I said BMI is a quite accurate tool for prognosis (although it makes it easier that most folks die of heart disease anyways)

You'll want to be certain you speak to a doctor before you start your new diet!
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#138 - 2012-03-25 11:06:35 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube?



Never posted anything on youtube in my life why... nor have I ever bought a Katana

Sit down love have a glass of water the hot flushes over your man are obviuosly affecting your ability to read

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#139 - 2012-03-25 11:08:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Alphane
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:
Professor Alphane wrote:
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:
I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55.


Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard Sad I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D



Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are

I NEVER do weights



I'm sorry to tell you that, despite your quite intense training I'm sure, you unfortunately have a very very unhealthy body. BMI might have some trouble, some mathematical ruffles at the edges and naturally folks have varying physiologies but in general like I said BMI is a quite accurate tool for prognosis (although it makes it easier that most folks die of heart disease anyways)

You'll want to be certain you speak to a doctor before you start your new diet!



Yes us 6' 200 pounders gotta be some of the biggest health risk group ever right

Gotto google images search '6' 200pd's' get back to me about how my BMI is so aweful

Amiright? Twisted

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#140 - 2012-03-25 11:09:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Karadion
Professor Alphane wrote:
Just cos thats the only exercise you get in your Ma's basement doesn't mean thats all that anyone does...

Harlot you dissapoint me your exciment is obviously affecting your comprehension, I am not fat , nor do I collect deadly oriental weapons like you neckbeard wannabes

And just how do you know anything, lard? You go from A to B to C to try and string up arguments that try to deflect attention away from you. You're a lazy incompetent fat moron who do not do martial arts. We know that much. No one cared about you doing martial arts (even though it's an obvious lie) and it's not even relevant. You're a crying baby, nothing more. You need to man up and stop being one but you know what. As for this game, no one cares who you are. You go to the forum to beat your "chest" so to speak to try and attack goons. Go ahead and join someone, no one cares. You're an irrelevant dumb pubbie who will always be on the losing end no matter how much you try.

Any more stupid irrelevant "factoids" that you think we need to know about? Your 3 Ph.D degrees that you worked so hard for at Oxford?