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All Hail The Mittani: Chairman For Life

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Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-03-24 17:20:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Xython
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:
powerblocks


Riverini alt spotted.


What, that mouthstache wasn't a clue?

Related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

Edit: Missed the snipe!
Prince Kobol
#22 - 2012-03-24 17:26:28 UTC
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:


3. Akirei Scytale really sorry to see you come in last. Dont sweat it though. It went to the powerblocks in the end and there just were not enough trolls in the game for you and skipper monkey to make a difference


If you think that all 10,058 votes that The Mittani got were a result of only goons voting for him then you are very wrong indeed
God-Emperor of Amarr
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-03-24 17:38:28 UTC
The Mittani wins
Soon becomes chairman for life
All hail King of Space
SpaceSquirrels
#24 - 2012-03-24 17:39:26 UTC
Brand name recognition. Even bad publicity is good publicity... And damn are some folks raging and adding to that. Dude even has his own stalker now... That's when you know you've made it in life.

Well that or you're banging models/floozies. Suppose 13 year old British stalkers with "The crazy" eyes will have to suffice.
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-03-24 17:40:47 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
DreamTrooperX wrote:
EveNews247 wrote:
Gratz The Mittani, looks like Riverini didnt make it all all. lol
http://www.evenews247.com/2012/03/csm-7-results-are-in/


It's for the better, I was scared enough with how close he came.


I'm kind of sad that he didn't make it. I had hoped to enjoy a year of seeing him get smacked around by council members that actually know what they are talking about.


You've got Darius instead.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-03-24 17:43:06 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
DreamTrooperX wrote:
EveNews247 wrote:
Gratz The Mittani, looks like Riverini didnt make it all all. lol
http://www.evenews247.com/2012/03/csm-7-results-are-in/


It's for the better, I was scared enough with how close he came.


I'm kind of sad that he didn't make it. I had hoped to enjoy a year of seeing him get smacked around by council members that actually know what they are talking about.


You've got Darius instead.


Yes but sadly he only made it to the second-class CSM tier so he won't be getting a free trip this year. He'll have to do all his NDA leaks from his trailer.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#27 - 2012-03-24 17:45:52 UTC
So what exactly does the chairman do that other CSM members don't do?
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-03-24 17:48:06 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
So what exactly does the chairman do that other CSM members don't do?


He gets to sit in the throne while the rest of the CSM washes his feet.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-03-24 17:48:42 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
So what exactly does the chairman do that other CSM members don't do?

He dictates the CSM's team agenda.
SpaceSquirrels
#30 - 2012-03-24 17:49:05 UTC
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-03-24 17:52:36 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.

He's married so he already gets poon.
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-03-24 17:53:38 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.


He's married.

Edit: goddamnit karadion, ******* beat XXXXXXX
Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#33 - 2012-03-24 17:54:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Azriel Geist
Karadion wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.

He's married so he already gets poon.


Haha. You think being married equals sex all the time. Oh how naive you are. Blink

But I doubt he dictates the CSM agenda. I guess he just leads off the discussions w/ CCP.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#34 - 2012-03-24 17:55:20 UTC
Karadion wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.

He's married so he already gets poon.

Posting to confirm that Goons don't understand marriage at all.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-03-24 17:56:13 UTC
Well, he must be doing something right - he got some votes that weren't his pets, alts, slaves or bumlickers.

But seriously, congrats to goons.

Dodixie > Hek
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-03-24 17:56:53 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
So what exactly does the chairman do that other CSM members don't do?


Have you ever seen the film "Coming to America", the bit where Eddie Murphy is in the hot tub?
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-03-24 17:59:14 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Karadion wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.

He's married so he already gets poon.

Posting to confirm that Goons don't understand marriage at all.


You must have a ****** marriage, then vOv

s h i t t y

Wordfilters are for babbys.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-03-24 18:07:00 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
Karadion wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^

They get coffee for him and he carries a golden goblet.... Cape is on order. However the down side is you are labeled king O the nerds, and greatly reduces your "poon" getting abilities.

He's married so he already gets poon.


Haha. You think being married equals sex all the time. Oh how naive you are. Blink

But I doubt he dictates the CSM agenda. I guess he just leads off the discussions w/ CCP.

I'm married FYI.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-03-24 18:07:32 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
Well, he must be doing something right - he got some votes that weren't his pets, alts, slaves or bumlickers.

But seriously, congrats to goons.


Goons don't have pets.

We do have bumlickers, however.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Cierejai
Biofuel Productions
#40 - 2012-03-24 18:30:21 UTC
JR Morgan wrote:
Grats to Mattani and Dovi



Brother?!?!