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Who are the best low sec pirate corps and alliances?
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Emily Florence Nightingale
Bi-Polar Bears
#101 - 2012-03-28 16:18:32 UTC
Having spent some time in some of the corps mentioned and having fought and flewn with a few more and am currently in one of the corps. (on my main... blah blah blah... post with your main)

and having spent some 20 minutes reading all the enlightened and well thought out posts...

I have just few questions to add...

Why did I bother reading this?
Who the **** cares?
Can I someone give me back the 20mins of my life back?

Ems
Dirty Protagonist
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#102 - 2012-03-28 16:23:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirty Protagonist
holy ****

kane rizzel: berserker rage fueled pirate e~bushido forum warrior with +5 to bogus km slaying

~~

real edit: i, too, want to lick vanderie's bald head

buttes~
Rivur'Tam
the united
#103 - 2012-03-28 16:25:32 UTC
OMFG thanks everyone for giving me the lieks i'm now at 6 i'm so happy

kane u better have gave me a liek

[b]Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire

^^ my sig was awesome that naugty spitfire stole it for himself true story

United Recruitment Director.[/b]
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#104 - 2012-03-28 18:59:27 UTC
This thread is terrible.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Firebolt145
The Hatchery
RAZOR Alliance
#105 - 2012-03-28 19:02:33 UTC
THIS THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS
Dusenman
Sensible People
Sigma Grindset
#106 - 2012-03-28 19:03:25 UTC
Click a link on twitter looking for epic posts; found some pirates, went back to work.

Dusenman

GM Homonoia: In other words; feel free to use the tactic, but don't be an utter and total ***.

CCP Tallest_: _And by "we have made it so", I mean Punkturis has made it so.
Liiza Valora
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#107 - 2012-03-28 19:17:51 UTC
I was gonna post a long wall of text to show how much of a HUGE NOOB SCRUBLORD you really are but instead I will condense it down.


First off let me start by saying, "I'm a pirate you IDIOT."

As far as the so called carriers your talking about, killmails or it never happened. Show me your proof. or I guess you can just make up a couple of killmails, LOLZ. Word on the street is your FAIL C[LOL]A group has been doctoring fake kill mails.

I don't have to explain why we THE UNITED do what we do or how we THE UNITED do it. Realizing that you don't see the WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHERE, and WHEN of eve pvp its obvious for me why you suck so bad. Your own statement points to obvious reasons WHY you lack pvp prowess.


"PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do."


Brilliant observation by you i might add. NOT! Your so clueless about the game of eve you really should watch some eve pvp videos. I noticed how you didn't point out that 5 minutes before we left Hagilur we had engaged 53 of you on the Bei gate with only 20 souls. We killed 9 of you and lost nothing, we aligned, warped away, and even though you had super-tastically fit cruisers you couldn't hold down our Battleships. Am I suppose to feel sorry for you or laugh out loud? You do realize you can't drop a bubble in low-sec and that you actually need to tackle stuff to keep it from warping away? i guess you wouldn't learn that while doing a level 4 mission or incursion. Did I mention that your ****** corp Applied Creations couldn't fight us on your own you need several other corps to even begin to bring a fight while we in THE UNITED fight all by ourselves. All i hear is you complaining that your vastly superior numbers in pilots and corps couldn't do anything to only 20 of us. I dare to wonder what you would do if we had 53 in our gang that day. We killed 9 of you while extremely out numbered think what we would of done to your group if we had even more of us. Wow, it boggles the mind. Not to mention we actually came out of Rancer to find you since you and yours never jump into Rancer. You know better.


Here are some numbers to further my statements that you are in fact a SCRUBLORD, terri-bad, mission running part-time pvper, that has no clue what your talking about.


August 2009 to March 2012 - ScrubLord Kmelx - 763 kills / 87 loses
August 2009 to March 2012 - Liiza Valora - 3,224 kills / 35 loses


Liiza Valora - 8,808 kills / 77 loses
Applied Creations - 2,136 kills / 1,214 loses


Applied Creations - Kills: 2,136 Loses: 1,214
THE UNITED - kills: 199,709 Loses: 4,493


What do these numbers tell me? They tell me I was right about your corp and you. I'm sure you know a whole lot about incursions and level 4 missions. You know less than nothing about eve pvp it's plainly obvious.


I took this excert from your recruitment speel.

"Our business is life itself
PvPers, Incusion Runners and Mission Runners willing to shoot stuff welcome. Training from the skills to train, how to tank and fly in PvP will be taught.
No trial accounts. No Pirates. For fun and games, join us."

Its exactly as I have suspected your a mission runner, incursion runner, a part-time pvper, your a SCRUBLORD of the highest order trying to tell me and everyone else in C&P that you know how to do something I have just shown you have no skill at. You'll never, ever, ever, ever be as good as me at pvp. Not even if I took a year off, would you even touch the number of kills I have. Go run an incursion and shut your pie hole scrublord. Remember, You'll always be looking up at me and I will always be looking down at you, except it, move on and go do another level 4 mission. It's what your good at, otherwise you wouldn't be in some run of the mill corp like you are.
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#108 - 2012-03-28 19:25:07 UTC
I hear The United just camp a certain gate all day. Every day.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Kmelx
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#109 - 2012-03-28 20:08:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Kmelx
Liiza Valora wrote:
I was gonna post a long wall of text to show how much of a HUGE NOOB SCRUBLORD you really are but instead I will condense it down.


First off let me start by saying, "I'm a pirate you IDIOT."

As far as the so called carriers your talking about, killmails or it never happened. Show me your proof. or I guess you can just make up a couple of killmails, LOLZ. Word on the street is your FAIL C[LOL]A group has been doctoring fake kill mails.

I don't have to explain why we THE UNITED do what we do or how we THE UNITED do it. Realizing that you don't see the WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHERE, and WHEN of eve pvp its obvious for me why you suck so bad. Your own statement points to obvious reasons WHY you lack pvp prowess.


"PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do."


Brilliant observation by you i might add. NOT! Your so clueless about the game of eve you really should watch some eve pvp videos. I noticed how you didn't point out that 5 minutes before we left Hagilur we had engaged 53 of you on the Bei gate with only 20 souls. We killed 9 of you and lost nothing, we aligned, warped away, and even though you had super-tastically fit cruisers you couldn't hold down our Battleships. Am I suppose to feel sorry for you or laugh out loud? You do realize you can't drop a bubble in low-sec and that you actually need to tackle stuff to keep it from warping away? i guess you wouldn't learn that while doing a level 4 mission or incursion. Did I mention that your ****** corp Applied Creations couldn't fight us on your own you need several other corps to even begin to bring a fight while we in THE UNITED fight all by ourselves. All i hear is you complaining that your vastly superior numbers in pilots and corps couldn't do anything to only 20 of us. I dare to wonder what you would do if we had 53 in our gang that day. We killed 9 of you while extremely out numbered think what we would of done to your group if we had even more of us. Wow, it boggles the mind. Not to mention we actually came out of Rancer to find you since you and yours never jump into Rancer. You know better.


Here are some numbers to further my statements that you are in fact a SCRUBLORD, terri-bad, mission running part-time pvper, that has no clue what your talking about.


August 2009 to March 2012 - ScrubLord Kmelx - 763 kills / 87 loses
August 2009 to March 2012 - Liiza Valora - 3,224 kills / 35 loses


Liiza Valora - 8,808 kills / 77 loses
Applied Creations - 2,136 kills / 1,214 loses


Applied Creations - Kills: 2,136 Loses: 1,214
THE UNITED - kills: 199,709 Loses: 4,493


What do these numbers tell me? They tell me I was right about your corp and you. I'm sure you know a whole lot about incursions and level 4 missions. You know less than nothing about eve pvp it's plainly obvious.


I took this excert from your recruitment speel.

"Our business is life itself
PvPers, Incusion Runners and Mission Runners willing to shoot stuff welcome. Training from the skills to train, how to tank and fly in PvP will be taught.
No trial accounts. No Pirates. For fun and games, join us."

Its exactly as I have suspected your a mission runner, incursion runner, a part-time pvper, your a SCRUBLORD of the highest order trying to tell me and everyone else in C&P that you know how to do something I have just shown you have no skill at. You'll never, ever, ever, ever be as good as me at pvp. Not even if I took a year off, would you even touch the number of kills I have. Go run an incursion and shut your pie hole scrublord. Remember, You'll always be looking up at me and I will always be looking down at you, except it, move on and go do another level 4 mission. It's what your good at, otherwise you wouldn't be in some run of the mill corp like you are.



TL;DR

I'll take a guess that you still consider your pro because you can camp a gate, swarm under anyone passing solo and run from everyone else, and of course if that doesn't work you've always got those warp core stabs.

If only I was as pro as you think you are.
CoLe Blackblood
the united
#110 - 2012-03-28 20:16:08 UTC
Kmelx wrote:
CoLe Blackblood wrote:
Kmelx wrote:


PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.




Here's to you, numbers boy.

If you count your reships in that fight then I guess a 25 man gang would suffice. If you count Eve Uni and your other butt-buddies hopping in then you might have to go back to the little number crunching machine that's dribbling its extra filling down your chin.


Loving the fact that you don't even deny fitting warp corp stabs to your armour battleship fleet and running away Roll

Would the Tuskers, Gunpoint, Shadow Cartel, et al go anywhere near a warp core stab for their lowsec PVP fleets?

Comments on this sort of behaviour Kane?

Anyone want to keep arguing that Negative 10 are one of the "best" lowsec pirate corps or alliances?




I did not confirm nor deny any such use of WCS. And if I we did use said low slot module does that make your vag extra sandy? You should have brought a devoter or something, or faster locking ships able to catch battleships. Tsk tsk little pretender.

The door is always open in Rancer. Bring your big fat friends.
Hoestsiroop
State War Academy
Caldari State
#111 - 2012-03-28 21:05:00 UTC
The united are fail gatecampers, they smartbomb all day and only have skills to kill noobships and shuttles.
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#112 - 2012-03-28 21:05:46 UTC
What i will say about TU is this - The United are very very good at what they do, making sure any fight they engage in is fought on their terms, and as much as what they do doesnt correspond to the traditional image of piracy you cant really get away from that simple fact. As for the whole 'warp core stabs on BS' its a valid tactic for safer movement, I've done it myself when I've known the hostiles didnt have any hics about, but I tend to prefer flying out in pods and carriering ships out later.

Overall the way they chose to play isn't my style but each to his own and all that Pirate.

Pirates - The Invisible Fist of Darwin

you're welcome
axxeessee
Trade and Supplies Co.
#113 - 2012-03-28 21:06:04 UTC  |  Edited by: axxeessee
So why did this thread turn into a debate between wcs using gatecamping bads and the even worse members of the COA

This thread really should be more about Firebolt145 and how every pirate should inspire to be as good as he is.
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#114 - 2012-03-28 23:15:19 UTC
Who are the united?

Is rancer that system where pods/noob ships get killed all day?

Are the united **** at pvp?


Please can someone confirm.

(keep it brief. Reading forum posts essentially makes me a bear)
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#115 - 2012-03-29 00:51:06 UTC
CraftyCroc wrote:
Who are the united?


Nobody

CraftyCroc wrote:
Is rancer that system where pods/noob ships get killed all day?


Yes

CraftyCroc wrote:
Are the united **** at pvp?


Yes

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Hayley Enaka
Bookmark Both Sides
#116 - 2012-03-29 01:05:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Hayley Enaka
Can someone confirm/deny this killmail for me: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12655174?

For all their talk, they still lose carriers to obvious bait...
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#117 - 2012-03-29 01:24:11 UTC
Hayley Enaka wrote:
Can someone confirm/deny this killmail for me: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12655174?

For all their talk, they still lose carriers to obvious bait...


No WCS. I am disappoint :(

Latest PVP Video: Perseverance

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CoLe Blackblood
the united
#118 - 2012-03-29 03:10:03 UTC
Altaen wrote:
Kmelx wrote:
[quote=Kane Rizzel]
PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.





I for one would like to thank the United for this...the healing laughter from this night probably added a decade or more to my lifespan. Stab dem BS, stab 'em real good.


Yo dude what happened tonight? Where was your monster gang, asleep in the dumpster behind Denny's?
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#119 - 2012-03-29 04:51:45 UTC
pi·rate (prt
n

1.
a. One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation

b. A ship used for this purpose

2. One who preys on others; a plunderer
3. One who makes use of or reproduces the work of another without authorization
4. One that operates an unlicensed, illegal television or radio station


BTW tune into our new radio station at http://bl3h-united.com/?a=home and win 5000 copies of The Avengers dvd


As for the "you only fight when you outnumber us c**



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/engagement.php?id=1579958

Nice even fight then..

HANG ON A SEC

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/engagement.php?id=1579897

Bet that had your backsides puckered..



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/engagement.php?id=1577290

EEK they almost have as many ships... no.. wait... my ba

Hang on a moment.

OK I stand corrected you guys obviously never blob and are always outnumbered when you go into a fight...

We may be unpopular
We may not be brave (waste ships in stupid, pointless fights)
We may smart bomb small ships (gets the job done more iskies in my wallet end of the month)
But you attack one of us we all crawl out of the woodwork and respond we live and die by our name UNITED.

Note: Can I give rivur more likes yet?

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Kmelx
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#120 - 2012-03-29 08:24:28 UTC
CoLe Blackblood wrote:

Yo dude what happened tonight? Where was your monster gang, asleep in the dumpster behind Denny's?


We jumped a small fleet into Miro last night of 15 guys, noted your usual scout in system, then sent a scout through Rancer and Crielere and lo and behold when we get there your all docked up. If only I'd predicted that ...wait...what...