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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#21 - 2012-03-22 13:46:20 UTC
If 666 is the sign of evil does that mean that 25.8 is the square root of all evil?

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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-03-22 15:40:47 UTC
Again, some interesting questions, that shall of course be answered from my "unique" stupid perspective.



Whitehound - Quite the opposite actually. The very nature of existence, coupled with our self awareness can only lead to more questions!


Obax Bannon - Now, I have discussed this on a drunken night in the pub once and have a great theory. This is actually the answer to perpetual motion. You see, as you are correctly leading towards, is the fact cats and buttered sides always land face down. So, as you drop the cat, there will be a conflict of interest, and both will try to face down, resulting in the cat rotating just above ground. Now this where the fun begins, placing several of these "buttered toast cats" in a row will give a long line of rotating cats, thus providing a platform of perpetual motion, and free energy (scientists have not yet experimented with taxidermised cats yet though) for moving things. We could even power trains with this.

Michael Dietrich - Not quite, as 25.8 squared is only 665.64, so therefore 25.8 is possibly classified as "quite evil" only.




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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-03-22 17:00:38 UTC
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-03-22 17:22:51 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?


Well, to continue looking once you find it would be silly!
Kevin Zanjoahir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-03-25 08:03:44 UTC
Why am I asking this question?
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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-03-25 19:45:04 UTC
Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:
Why am I asking this question?



The answer to this may vary, generally depending on what I have had to drink.

As I am in one of my rare sober situations, the answer is thus: you ask because the invisible man holding the invisible gun to your head told you to.

Next!
Kevin Zanjoahir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-03-26 14:05:41 UTC
Would you like to declare an expression of a longing to be included within the congregation of many individuals in a desire to converse, said congregation identified sometimes as a whole as plural bamboo subsisting mammalians noted for their monochromatic colors and cuteness?
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Whitehound
#28 - 2012-03-26 18:16:36 UTC
Something that has annoyed me for many years ... why do my feet smell?

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-03-28 19:31:35 UTC
Again, some intersting questions!

Kevin Zanjoahir : My current crop of friends and family mean it is not important that I am included in anyones group. Regarding the theory of animals and monochromatic views, I have a theory. (unsurpsrisingly). If animals can not see colour, why does nature use a colour coded danger system? No denying that pandas are cute though.


Whitehound: I once had this problem, believe it or not. I used to work for a well known toy company (they had a backwards "R" in the name) and was on my feet a lot. One day my manager said, and I quote "your feet hum". So I set about investigating this. Turns out I had 2 problems, firstly, my feet were not dry. You must keep your feet dry. Use Scholl athletes foot powder, it is superb. And secondly, use good shoes. Never skimp on the wheels. If you are wearing man made fibres, you are in trouble. Your shoes need to be good quality leather.

Hope that helps!
Tyler Rainez
#30 - 2012-03-29 04:58:03 UTC
In the song "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin, if played backwards what does it really say?
Whitehound
#31 - 2012-03-29 06:17:47 UTC
Really good answers.

Another question that has bothered me a lot: why do I grow hair around my anus?

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#32 - 2012-03-29 14:14:25 UTC
Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:
Why am I asking this question?

Alzheimer's.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#33 - 2012-03-29 14:15:27 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
Another question that has bothered me a lot: why do I grow hair around my anus?


So that when you go bald, the doctors have hairs to transplant to your head.

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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-03-29 19:21:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Stupid
First of all, thanks to Floppie, for the help, but don't worry I got this.


Tyler: there is a popular myth that if you play "stairway to heaven" backwards it contains satanic messages. This is not true. Actually, it transmits subliminal messages to you to go and buy a happy meal. Yes, you heard me, a happy meal. McDonalds have advertised subliminally for years, and the fact they get away with it is a scandal.

Whitehound: Well, here is thre thing. There are these mythical beings, called "Dingleberry Monsters". They eat the dingleberry's created by human poo. Trouble is, the hair is needed to allow the poo to collect around the anus, and the forming of a "dingleberry" happens. Never shave it, or they will perish.
Kevin Zanjoahir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-03-30 14:34:21 UTC
What mood are you in?
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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-03-30 17:59:22 UTC
Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:
What mood are you in?



Kevin, the fact you ask this is touching. Your query regarding my welfare really makes me feel all soft and gooey.

To answer, as I type this, I have finished work for the day, and am not back until Tuesday afternoon. I have plenty of cold beers in the fridge and it is sunny. I am, therefore, in an utterly SUPERB mood.



More questions please!
2bhammered
Cyberpunk 2077
#37 - 2012-03-30 18:03:31 UTC
Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?

Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards???
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#38 - 2012-03-30 18:20:02 UTC
If train leaving Los Angels heading to new york and a train from new york left to LA a year before when would they collide?

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Whitehound
#39 - 2012-03-30 18:51:59 UTC
Why is that CCP does not know the difference between a new experience and a good experience?

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-03-30 19:10:40 UTC
2bhammered : This is very easy to answer. Halle Berry is waaay more "fuckable" then Jolie. Angelina Jolie is just a weird marriage breaking whore. Paris Hilton is an interesting twist. I would like to "take her up the Arsenal" to see if she could cope, but maybe that is just me.



Nova : Unless one of the trains enters some kind of pseudo cosmic antimatter rip in the space time continuum, they will never collide.


Whitehound : Everyone knows that this game now only exists to supply Hilmar with $1000 japanese jeans, so I cannot help here sadly.