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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-21 17:08:57 UTC
In honour of the thread by the clever boffin Tsadkiel, perhaps I can help with those unimportant questions that have nothing to do with particle physics.

Ask away!
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2 - 2012-03-21 17:21:52 UTC
If Chuck Norris were to fight himself, who would win?

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-03-21 17:31:00 UTC
Which is smartest: chimps, dolphins or Paris Hilton?
Liam Mirren
#4 - 2012-03-21 18:14:47 UTC
What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
So Sensational
Ventures
#5 - 2012-03-21 18:34:10 UTC
Liam Mirren wrote:
What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-03-21 18:39:30 UTC
So Sensational wrote:
Liam Mirren wrote:
What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly.


Wrong answer! You are supposed to ask if he is referring to an African or European Swallow.

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Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
#7 - 2012-03-21 19:25:13 UTC
How does it feel?
Adunh Slavy
#8 - 2012-03-21 19:26:22 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
So Sensational wrote:
Liam Mirren wrote:
What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly.


Wrong answer! You are supposed to ask if he is referring to an African or European Swallow.



They both swallow, if it was a good date.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#9 - 2012-03-21 20:36:39 UTC
I would ask to you, but I don't know how to post a message in a forum.
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-03-21 21:02:12 UTC
Wow, I go out for a little and so many questions. Ok here I will try to answer.

The fight between Chuck Norris and himself would never happen, as he is blue to himself. Of course, if it was an evil doppelganger then the evil Chuck would win. We pray this never happens.



In order of smartness, Dolphins >>> Chimps >>> Anything else >>> Me >>> Paris Hilton




As has already been mentioned, the question regarding swallows can only be answered when specifying if it is African or European. This difference is very important. I even asked Siri, and he said the same thing.




How does it feel? Well, it feels great.



Keep em coming!
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-03-21 21:23:07 UTC
Can i sue my shadow for stalking ?

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#12 - 2012-03-21 21:35:36 UTC
Where does the other sock go?

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Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
#13 - 2012-03-21 21:45:41 UTC
If you're going 60mph, how long does it take you to cover 60 miles?
So Sensational
Ventures
#14 - 2012-03-21 22:04:35 UTC
Cpt Syrinx wrote:
If you're going 60mph, how long does it take you to cover 60 miles?

I heard you cut that in half, so 2 hours?
Mike Bear
Green Bear Corporation
#15 - 2012-03-21 22:22:01 UTC
If there are so many Communists, how come there aren't more communes? How come every time I see a communist he's try to confiscate my capital, instead of trying to produce something, he's (OR she) is just trying to snatch the production of others? TY in advance.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#16 - 2012-03-21 22:59:25 UTC
Is Rainbow Dash lesbian, bi or straight?

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Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-22 08:25:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Stupid
Ok, so after a good nights sleep, I now have more to answer so here goes.


Something Randomn: Actually, you and the shadow are both victims here. The sun is the entity that should be sued on this occasion. Can you? Well, it depends where you are. If you are in America, the land of the sue anyone/anything, then of course you can! If not, I am afraid you can't.

Michael Dietrich: There are many theories on this, the "sock monster" being the favourite. However, the grim reality, is they usually end up snagged in something else, like boxer shorts, or inside a t-shirt.

Cpt Syrinx: The clue is in the meaning of the acronym really. MPH stands for miles per hour, so the answer here, is an hour.

So sensational: You heard incorrectly, you should stick to Stupid for your sources.

Mike Bear: Communism is an axis of evil and the very ideal of sharing is not true. Well, actually, it is kinda, but only amongst the elite. A little known fact (aka probably madeup by me) is nuns used to be communist too, until one day they changed to totalitarian, and thus communes were no longer associated with communism. Josef Stalin apparently liked to dress as a nun in his spare time also.

Nerath Naaris: She is a groupie with a pet called "Tank". I think from this we can be certain she is lesbian, and I can even put my neck on the line and be more specific, she's the "man of the couple" who wears the comfy shoes.
Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
#18 - 2012-03-22 09:02:35 UTC
your amount of stupid disappoints I'm afraid
Whitehound
#19 - 2012-03-22 12:46:02 UTC
Does the ignorance over our reality lead to questions?

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Obax Bannon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-03-22 13:42:14 UTC
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
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