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The True Hero of CSM7 Elections
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Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#1 - 2012-03-20 22:16:35 UTC
The True Hero of CSM7 Elections is undoubtedly Issler Dainze. Thank you ma'am for keeping us well entertained in these last few days. Bear

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
cerbus
Carpe Noctem.
#2 - 2012-03-20 22:20:42 UTC
Vordak Kallager wrote:
The True Hero of CSM7 Elections is undoubtedly Issler Dainze. Thank you ma'am for keeping us well entertained in these last few days. Bear


i missed it, what happened?

This character is no longer affiliated with the Caldari Prime Pony Club.
Minmatar Citizen 769594585726
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-03-20 22:21:09 UTC
Don't give Xenuria short shrift, sir.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-03-20 22:23:26 UTC
xenuria's crazy got boring quickly

issler is a nonstop cavalcade of hilarity

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#5 - 2012-03-20 22:25:41 UTC
cerbus wrote:
Vordak Kallager wrote:
The True Hero of CSM7 Elections is undoubtedly Issler Dainze. Thank you ma'am for keeping us well entertained in these last few days. Bear


i missed it, what happened?


We are beating each other up towards the end of my campaign thread. Some folks seem to be finding it amusing for whatever reason.

So go to the last couple of pages of my thread and join the fun, not that much time left for CSM election forum shenanigans. Ater that all that will remain is trolling me about ambulation! Big smile

Issler
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-03-20 22:28:06 UTC
there's a great deal more issler hilarity besides her being taken to the woodshead by hans and sperging out about it but that is a prime vein

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Sidus Sarmiang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-20 22:46:57 UTC
It took a lot of hard work from a lot of people to really get her sperging, but we knew it was in her. The large number of random threads she'd make, the fact she really didn't have any positions beyond being the friend of the miners, and her general refusal to answer any question directly made it clear if we just tried hard enough we'd hit gold.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#8 - 2012-03-20 23:18:30 UTC
Sidus Sarmiang wrote:
It took a lot of hard work from a lot of people to really get her sperging, but we knew it was in her. The large number of random threads she'd make, the fact she really didn't have any positions beyond being the friend of the miners, and her general refusal to answer any question directly made it clear if we just tried hard enough we'd hit gold.


I knew from the beginning you guys had my back!!

Couldn't have gotten here without you!

Issler
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-03-20 23:19:47 UTC
rollin with da punches

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-03-21 00:19:41 UTC
I think Fon Revedhort would have given her a run for her money if half the posts in his thread hadn't been CCP Phantom'd.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#11 - 2012-03-21 00:26:55 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
I think Fon Revedhort would have given her a run for her money if half the posts in his thread hadn't been CCP Phantom'd.


I wish I'd have had time to follow anyone else's thread in any detail. I guess I have time now to see what I missed!

Issler
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-03-21 02:02:02 UTC
We got a problem though. We don’t know who won. Not the election silly the real fight was over the girl this year, like in any other popcorn flick. Does Issler take:

Frying Doom – White Knigh: Romance Sought.

Triskian – Black Knight: Wants to Buy da Dirty.

I say they need to fight and post the results. Right now, it’s like that old Italian PA movie Endgame (1983.) We are at the point where pornstar babe Laura Gemser is about to get on the helicopter but we don’t know who she’s flying away with. The hero and antihero have to have their duel on motorcycles. Al Cliver and George Eastman charge at each other, leap their bikes into the air… And the movie ends, immediately going to credits roll as the producers ran out of money to finish the film like they wanted.

This is EVE man. There be endings!
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#13 - 2012-03-21 02:24:13 UTC
Kai Tel wrote:
We got a problem though. We don’t know who won. Not the election silly the real fight was over the girl this year, like in any other popcorn flick. Does Issler take:

Frying Doom – White Knigh: Romance Sought.

Triskian – Black Knight: Wants to Buy da Dirty.

I say they need to fight and post the results. Right now, it’s like that old Italian PA movie Endgame (1983.) We are at the point where pornstar babe Laura Gemser is about to get on the helicopter but we don’t know who she’s flying away with. The hero and antihero have to have their duel on motorcycles. Al Cliver and George Eastman charge at each other, leap their bikes into the air… And the movie ends, immediately going to credits roll as the producers ran out of money to finish the film like they wanted.

This is EVE man. There be endings!


Anyone that knows me already knows the answer....

The anti-hero!!

Issler
Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#14 - 2012-03-21 03:17:07 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:

We are beating each other up


No, we're not. You just made up some stuff about my platform and campaign, repeatedly tried to misconstrue my relationship with other individuals, posted one of my private mails, insulted my writing, called me unfit to lead the community, and are now trying to flatter your way out of the whole thing rather than just retract the mail and own up to your actions. There's a big difference.

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary
Triskian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-03-21 03:42:11 UTC
Frying Doom doesn't stand a chance, back when I was still working as a CE my coworkers would frequently comment that one day they fully expected to see the headline "Supervillian Seizes East Coast" with my picture under it. You can't beat that kind of endorsement.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#16 - 2012-03-21 04:05:12 UTC
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:

We are beating each other up


No, we're not. You just made up some stuff about my platform and campaign, repeatedly tried to misconstrue my relationship with other individuals, posted one of my private mails, insulted my writing, called me unfit to lead the community, and are now trying to flatter your way out of the whole thing rather than just retract the mail and own up to your actions. There's a big difference.



Yes, misconstrued by copying exactly a whole eve mail you sent me.

I am crazy/evil!

Issler
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#17 - 2012-03-21 04:06:11 UTC
Triskian wrote:
Frying Doom doesn't stand a chance, back when I was still working as a CE my coworkers would frequently comment that one day they fully expected to see the headline "Supervillian Seizes East Coast" with my picture under it. You can't beat that kind of endorsement.


I saw that in you immediately!

I just had to be careful not to let on! Big smile

Issler
Triskian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-03-21 05:32:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Triskian
I see that you are a pilot, did I mention ever that I am planning on buying a jet?

I've been thinking Learjet 23, painting goonswarm logos on it and giving it the callsign Rifter 1.
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#19 - 2012-03-21 05:38:48 UTC
Triskian wrote:
I see that you are a pilot, did I mention ever that I am planning on buying a jet?

I've been thinking Learjet 23, painting goonswarm logos on it and giving it the callsign Rifter 1.


Rifter 1 only when Our Great and Glorious Space King for Eternity is on board.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-03-21 05:39:52 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:

We are beating each other up


No, we're not. You just made up some stuff about my platform and campaign, repeatedly tried to misconstrue my relationship with other individuals, posted one of my private mails, insulted my writing, called me unfit to lead the community, and are now trying to flatter your way out of the whole thing rather than just retract the mail and own up to your actions. There's a big difference.



Yes, misconstrued by copying exactly a whole eve mail you sent me.

I am crazy/evil!

Issler


Not crazy or evil. Just stupid.
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